"Nick Maple! This battle ends NOW! Enough of this gobbledygook!" Sergeant Pickle yelled.

"Gobbledygook? Is that a word?" Captain America asked. The other avengers shrugged in response.

"I'll run back to HQ and get a dictionary!" Captain Maple offered.

"SHUT UP ALREADY! Enough of this nonsense!" Sergeant Pickle yelled yet again. Dillon was clearly frustrated at this point. "Return the strawberry syrup or face my wrath!"

"Never eh! Moose army, attack! Again! This time for real though! Eh!" Captain Maple said.

The moose were braying, the avengers were attacking the Adanacs, blah blah blah. This description is the same as it's been for the last few chapters. Just go back and read another chapter if you forgot. Shouldn't take much time. These chapters are like…500 words max.

Anyway, skipping forward a few minutes.

The battle was almost over; Maple had almost reached Dillon. The Adanacs and the Avengers were still battling in the background.

"Nick Maple! In the name of all that is strawberry syrup, let this battle end now!" Dillon said.

"Syrup eh!? For the syrup! Eh!"

Captain Maple hopped on a moose and began riding towards Dillon, who was still sitting atop the previously dropped satellite. He quickly reached Dillon, who proceeded to jump off of the satellite so he could be face to face with Captain Maple.

"Before we end this, I just have to know…why did your people rob my planet of my strawberry syrup?" Dillon questioned.

"Eh, we just wanted it eh." Nick answered.

"What."

Well…apparently Canadians aren't as nice as most people think.

"We needed more syrup varieties eh. We Canadians prioritize syrup first, kindness second, and moose third eh. But syrup covered moose beat everything else eh!"

"You…eat moose?" The sergeant asked, appalled.

"No eh! Never eh! The moose are like our siblings eh! We just like it when they're covered in maple syrup eh!" Maple corrected.

"What." Dillon stated yet again. "This is getting weird. Let's just get this over with."

On that note, Dillon summoned a giant strawberry and threw it at Nick Maple, who dodged just in time. Nick began shooting syrup from his hands at Dillon, who used a strawberry to block the attack. Without Maple noticing, Dillon summoned another strawberry and threw it at him. Before Maple could react, he was hit by the strawberry and knocked back.

"Captain Maple! Finish it!" Captain America yelled.

"I can't! His power over the syrup is too strong!" Maple was almost defeated; he stood no chance against Dillon.

"Make it work, Captain Maple!" Tim Gunn said.

"Tim Gunn!?" Nick asked.

"Yes, it's me, Tim Gunn; fashion consultant, television personality, actor, and voice actor." (Thank you Wikipedia). "And it's time for this battle to end. Really though, this has been going on for five chapters. Let's end this already. Make it work, Captain Maple! You can do it!"

And on that note, Tim Gunn was gone and the battle was progressing yet again, only this time Nick Maple had motivation. He couldn't let his hero, Tim Gunn, down!

"I will end this battle in the name of moose, syrup, Canadia, and Tim Gunn! Eh!" Nick Maple yelled. He began to summon a mass amount of syrup above him.

"What are you doing!?" Dillon asked, concerned.

"This is my final attack eh. It all ends here, Dillon!" Nick said as he threw the syrup into the sky.

"What just happened?" Iron man asked.

"My final attack eh!" Nick Maple said. Suddenly it began to rain, only this wasn't regular rain; it was maple syrup.

"No! The syrup! It's not strawberry! It burnsssssss!" Dillon said as he began to lose consciousness. All the Adanacs lost consciousness as well.

"Ah, syrup covered moose eh. My favorite eh!"

"What happened?" Captain America asked.

"Don't you know eh? Adanacs can only tolerate strawberry syrup eh! They're allergic to pure maple syrup eh!"

"Wait, he's allergic to syrup? Why didn't we just distract him and have you hit him with maple syrup?" Tony asked. "Wait, what words just came out of my mouth."

"That would have been too logical eh!"

"Congrats Nick Maple, you made it work!" Tim Gunn said as he appeared yet again.

"Thanks Tim Gunn eh!" Nick Maple said.

"Hammer!" Thor shouted.

"Smash!" Hulk yelled.

Now that the battle has ended, will things finally go back to normal?

"Nope! Not at all!", is the answer you're looking for!