This chapter is rated M for lots of cursing and sexual references.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

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Sasuke

I want a car. I want a fast fucking car and a gun, lots and lots of guns and a rocket launcher...hun..definitely a rocket launcher. I'm just itching to try out my new knowledge on drifting and shooting. Unlike the others, I watched each movie with my sharingan turned on. We have movies back home but this shit is on another fucking level. And the people; there are so many different types of people, and the places are so strange. I asked Sakura if those places are real and she said that most of them are like Dubai, London and Brazil. I would also like a helicopter, the flying contraption which Sakura confirmed as an actual thing that exists outside of movies. I want one with rocket launchers.

Naruto and Neji has fallen asleep but I have too much adrenaline pumping in my veins to sleep. Sakura went to bed after the fourth Fast and Furious saying it's to sad to continue. I don't know what she's talking about but the actor by the name of 'Paul Walker' is a driving god, I don't care if it's just a movie, he would make an excellent driving sensei. Maybe I could ask Sakura to take me to meet with him and convince him to train me.

"Sasuke-kun, when are you coming to bed?" Hun, she's awake. Now I know what to do with all this built up energy. Flash-stepping in front of her, I pick her up and throw her over my shoulder. She lets out a surprised squeak as I toss her on the bed.

"Sasuke-kun!"

"Hey Sakura, do you feel lucky, punk?"

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Sakura

We just had a relatively normal shopping day, keep in mind I'm using the term 'normal' rather loosely. Naruto was even more hyperactive at all the cool clothes but at least he wasn't asking tons of questions anymore. Sasuke-kun wasn't attacking vehicles, but I did catch him oggling a few sports model cars that passed on the streets. Neji kept looking at the sky but he remained silent as he picked out his clothes.

We had a nice lunch in Mcdonalds until Naruto had to much Coke-a-Cola and reached 'crackhead' level hyperactive and we got thrown out. I also had to prevent Sasuke and Neji from murdering Naruto as we walked back to the hotel because he got us tossed out of the taxi.

"It's not my fault dattabayo! I wanted to sit up front! Why did the teme get to sit up front Sakura-chan?" The blonde knucklehead cried as he plopped down on the sofa and tossing all his shopping bags on the floor.

"Sasuke-kun called shotgun Naruto, you should have paid more attention to the movies." I say, trying my best to not let my impatience leak through.

"I hope your dick shrinks Teme!"

I couldn't help it; I burst out laughing at Naruto's outburst. Omg! Of all the things to fly out of his mouth!

"Fuck you dope!" Sasuke grumbles as we put our bags down. My phone rings and thank god its Omi.

"Ollo! Go to your room and you'll see a package on the bed. I sent all the documents you requested along with untraceable cell-phones for your friends and plane tickets, first class of course. Your fight is tonight, you need to get your ass here and explain what trouble you got yourself into and where you found those fine specimens of male hotness."

"Thank you Omi you are the empress of hacking and mischief! I'll explain everything when I get there, I promise. Please tell me you didn't smoke my stash, I really need some of the strong shit."

"Your never-ending stash is fine Sakura"

"How's the search on Toneri coming along?"

"Giiirrrllll, that chigga tucked his sack back and bounced! I've been running traces on him and nothing turned up so far."

"Lil bitch is playing hard to get huh. If your search turns up nothing, we'll have to pay Marko a visit."

"Uugh, not that sleezeball. I believe he's in Paris for fashion week."

"That's great. Keep at Toneri in the meantime, Marko is a last resort."

"Aye aye captain!"

"Laterz!"

I walk over to the bed and see the package waiting for me. I waste no time in busting it open and going through the its contents. Everything was in order and I gave the guys their documents, their phones and some cash.

We all head back into the living room and I showed them all how to work their phones. I avoided all social media as we're keeping a low profile but Youtube and google were the exceptions.

It was an instant hit for Naruto naturally of course, he immediately taking an interest to the Vine compilations on Youtube. People don't give him enough credit as he quickly adapted to navigating through both sites easily.

Unfortunately Neji repelled the technology and couldn't grasp the concept of watching nonsense for entertainment so he opted to pack his things. Sasuke-kun was quietly watching some stuff about cars and not paying attention to anyone in the room.

Sighing, I plop myself on Sasuke's lap and rest my head on his shoulders while he watched his car videos. This is going to be a long fucking night. Just imagine, a hyped up Uzumaki Naruto locked in a steel tube hundreds of miles of the ground for 13hrs and 45mins! I really hope Youtube occupies him enough that he doesn't cause too much trouble and get us placed on a 'no fly' list.

When we land in Geneva, we have to take a train to get to the safe house located a half hour away from the airport. That is another enclosed space with Naruto. Don't get me wrong, I love him but fuck my ass he's loud!

I'm not looking forward to visiting Marko, so I really hope Omi gets a lead on Toneri. I did a job for him once and the little shit had the balls to try and sell me to a fucking Sheik! He knows very well not to cross my path again after I beat the shit out of him and took his Lamborghini which had a sweet stash of high grade weed in the glove compartment.

"What's our next move?" Sasuke asks with that sexy voice of his. He has successfully turned me into a sex fiend and I don't care! Humm, we have a couple of hours to kill before we head to the airport...

"We have a plane to catch in the next six hours, that's a lot of time to kill huh Sasuke-kun"

"Ah. I want to take a shower before."

"Can I join you?" I asked wickedly into his ear.

He smirks and carries me into the bedroom and kicks the door shut with his foot.

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU TWO ARE DOING IN THERE DATTABAYO!" Naruto yells out.

"Do you think they realize that we can hear them getting it on?" Neji asked the blonde as he began packing his things.

"Bruh, I don't think they care."

"Good god Naruto! Why the fuck are you talking like that?"

"I watched some Vines and it was so funny! Do you want to watch some with me?"

Pausing from my task, I pondered learning more things of this world, but seeing that the idiot thinks it's funny, most likely it would be nonsense and not worth my time. Maybe I should look at some movies about airplanes to better prepare me for my first time going on one of those things.

"I'll pass. Could you find me a movie about airplanes before we leave?"

"No problem."

Neji couldn't see the mischievous grin plastered on Naruto's whiskered face as the blonde knucklehead navigated his way around Netflix to search for horror airplane movies while Neji's back was turned and picked the one called Final Destination for him to watch.

Take that for kissing my hime ya stuck-up ass!

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Neji

Breathe breathe breathe...don't you fucking dare show fear in the presence of the Uchiha and the fucking idiot Neji Hyuga!

It's just a movie, and people don't get visions of planes blowing up right? I couldn't get a chance to talk with Sakura privately about my situation as she was getting jack hammered by the fucking Uchiha. So here I am, having a mild panic attack, in a chair waiting to board that contraption of death.

I am a fucking ninja for fuck sake! Quit acting like a coward! Oh fuck it time..i'm going to die!

"Hey Neji, check this out, Google said that there was this plane crash due to faulty parts but the pilot landed the plane and he was high out his fucking mind! Lots of people died and shit and they made a movie out …." My brain shut Naruto's loud obnoxious voice out as visions of plane crashes play through my head. He just said it happened in real life, which means these fucking death traps can …

"Excuse me sir, are you feeling ok?" A voice asked me. I can feel Sakura's and Sasuke's stare as they waited for me to get through the final checkpoint.

"I'm fine." I gritted out through clenched teeth. Her gaze is hard and accessing and Naruto's chuckling is pissing me off.

"Sir, could you step to the left please. I need security at gate 12."

Fuck! Shit! Bitch! Fuck!

I do as instructed and tried to find my center, this is getting way out of hand and I have never failed a mission. I can do this, I won't disappoint the Hyuga...WTF is Sakura saying to Sasuke? My thoughts were interrupted when I look up to see her making some strange hand movements as she is explaining something to him and now she's pointing to her ass. My brows furrow in even more confusion as the Uchiha's eyes widen and snap to mine with a mixture of shock, disgust and hopelessness. He closes his eyes, shakes his head and gives me a thumbs up. Why the fuck is he….

"Please step into this room." The lady, along with beefy looking women dressed wielding weapons usher me into an empty room. This is it, I'm on my own now.

Security 1: Take of your clothes sir.

Security 2: All of your clothes sir.

Neji: Is there a problem?

Security 1: Is there?

Security 2: I will not repeat myself sir.

Just get it over with. I begin taking my clothes off as quickly as possible. When I drop my boxers, their eyes never leave mine; not once. I must admit that they are very intimidating for two human women, they would work well in T&I.

Neji: Well?

Security 1: Please turn around, place your hands on the wall.

Security 2: And spread your legs.

N-no...NO NO NO NO NO! I hear the snap of a glove and suddenly they are beside me. I would rather be in the flying death trap than in here right now! Sakura's hand movements and Sasuke's expression is making sense now. Good god! I'am about to be violated my two very large women.

Security 1: Sir, please take a deep breath and try to relax.

What? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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On the plane….

My eyes blink open and my ninja senses kicked in as I begin to access my surrondings and my body. There is a buzzing sensation in my ears and my asshole is killing me.

After I was ass raped by a hermaphrodite, I was escorted onto the plane without apology. Of course they let me board when they found no drugs, because apparently humans of this world smuggle illicit substances in their fucking assholes!

Who the fuck voluntarily shove drugs up their ass!? Why?

"Hey Neji, you ok there buddy?" Sakura asked as she leaned over the seat in front of me to make sure I'm not freaking out, because who would freak out in a death trap after being fucking molested!

"I'm fine."

"You sure? You look a little green around the gills." she persisted.

"I just want to sleep." Sleep and try to ignore the snickering blonde sitting next to me.

"Naruto, pour Neji a drink and give him the medicine I gave you."

The blonde nods his head and grins as he does as instructed. He shoves the brown liquid in my hands and two pills. I swallow the pills and down the liquid fire all in one go. This has literally been the worst day of my life; I wish I could get a fucking cuddle or something, my poor innocent asshole went through hell because those idiots thought I was a crackhead. I feel the effects of the medicine and alcohol combo kicking in as my eyelids begin to droop.

"Hey Neji...did they manage to remove that stick out of your ass?"

And I passed out.

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AN: Hi! Hoped you enjoyed this chapter! Please leave a review and thanks for reading. Bye!

The character "Omi" is based on my girl UmehitoNekozawa4725 (wattpad). She's a super talented writer (my opinion) and we're actually friends in real life.