Characters/Pairing: Kaldur/ Artemis
Prompt: Didn't see that one coming.
Rating: K+
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice, the comic or the show, or any of the characters associated with it. I make no profit from this work of fiction; it is purely for entertainment purposes.
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'Whoa... dude.'
'What?'
Robin flushed a bright shade of red, slapping a hand over his own mask covered eyes. For the first time he actually found use for the action, often having laughed at Alfred for doing the same whenever certain scenes came up in movies. His cheeks were red as cherries, and it took him a moment to realize there was a train of questions being fed into his head.
'Rob, what is it, what's going on?'
'I... th-they...'
'What? Did something happen to Kaldur and Artemis?'
It took a long time for Robin to even think of formulating a sentence, and by then Kid Flashs' patience had worn down to nothing.
'Come on, should we move into position or not? What's going on?'
'... I think they're already in position.'
There was a long silence, and for a moment M'gann thought that maybe she'd accidentally severed their connections.
'What?'
'They're uh... what's it called? Making out,' Superboy supplied helpfully, slapping his hands to his ears as if to block out the screech that suddenly followed.
'AW GROSS, YOU GUYS ARE SUCKING FACE?'
Wally yelped aloud in addition to his mental screaming, covering his eyes to block out the image of something he hadn't even actually seen. The sound was more than enough to alert the thugs on the floor below him, but with the team tucked snugly away in the rafters and ventilation, some more snugly than others, he felt secure enough to let out at least one sound of dismay.
'W-we're just-'
'Oh god oh god oh god oh god-'
'Sucking face?'
'And touching and grop-'
'ROBIN, SHUT UP!'