Hello friends. I'd like to shout out The Infamous Soldier and Nightfangfox for being constant reviewers. I like to get interesting e-mails instead of all the other crap that gets sent to me by who knows who. And yes, I do have a Minecraft account. If you want to meet me, you can pm me a server you want to meet on, or try to get on and meet me there. That's the only server I go on right now. My account name is Soniccooper. That also explains the SC in my username, RDSC1. And I think you can guess what RD stands for. The 1, it's just there to be there. Ok, sleepover time.
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The ponies and I walked the rest of the way to my house. I quickly went in and grabbed my sleeping bag and pillow. I came back outside with the bag over my shoulders and my pillow in my hand.
"Whoa. That's a mighty big sleepin' bag ya got there."
"Yea. I'm one of the taller humans, so I need a bigger bag." And with that, we started walking back to the library, until Rainbow had an idea.
"Hey Jordan, I saw how fast you were running through town, so I wanted to see you and Applejack race. She's the fastest earth pony I know. I would allow you to race me, but I think we both know who would win that race, by a long shot."
I noticed that Rainbow's request had cut off Twilight before she could talk, but I guess it could wait.
"Hey, that seems like a good idea. How about it Applejack?"
"I'd say that you'd better get used to rubbin' yer eyes."
"Why's that?"
"Cause' when I take off, there's gonna be a cloud of dust headin' straight for yer face." She said, with a big grin on her face.
"Alright then, when we get to the end of the forest, we'll line up and start. Just one thing though."
"What's that?"
"My sleeping bag. I won't be able to do my best with it draped around me." Just then, the bag and pillow were surrounded by a purple mist, and floated off my shoulders.
"Thanks Twilight."
"Oh, it's nothing. Hey, were here."
"Ok, let's get this started!" Rainbow said. She then landed and used her wing to make a fine line in the dusty dirt at the edge of the forest. Applejack and I took our positions on the line.
"Ok, this is going to be a clean, fair race. No pushing, shoving, yelling, or doing anything to hurt the other umm, pony or person." Rainbow said, while floating in the air in front of us. "Nod your heads if you understand." Both me and Applejack nodded.
"Alright then, When I say go, you run! Three….Two…One…..GO!"
As soon as Rainbow said go, both Applejack and I sprinted out of the forest. Now, here's also a good time to tell you that I ran Cross Country and could have run Track if I wanted. So I thought that I had this in the bag. But it turns out, Applejack was faster than I thought. She was quickly advancing ahead of me, and I needed to go faster.
I started sprinting faster and faster, until I was tied with Applejack. When I reached that point, I slowed my pace down a bit, so I could still have a chance at winning, and have enough energy at the end for a big push. I heard Pinkie Pie's voice echo from above and looked up. She was in the hot air balloon with the megaphone.
"AND NOW IT'S JORDAN, BUT NOW IT'S APPLEJACK! OOH THINGS THIS EXHILERATING MAKE ME HUNGERY! OH THAT REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING, BE RIGHT BACK!" Pinkie then popped out of sight and came back into sight *snap*, just like that. "Just had to put that piece of cake you didn't eat somewhere it would be safe." She said, while rubbing her stomach. This distracted me from the race a bit, so when I looked back down, Applejack was again in front of me.
I had two choices then. One, run faster and catch up with her, or two, make her think she's winning and then at the end, make a huge push and pass her at the last moment. It was risky, but it was my only chance of winning, so I went with two.
I stayed back until we were in Ponyville, then sped up a bit. I sped up faster and quickly turned the corners, resulting in very large turns. I turned the next corner and the library came into view. I saw Applejack about ¼ of the way there and when I saw that I had a chance of beating her, I started my assault. I forced my legs to go faster than ever, causing me to quickly pass Applejack. I knew that my plan on making her let her guard down would work. But then, I heard her galloping get MUCH faster than before.
She caught up to me and started to pass me again, but I still pushed my legs, until they were at their limit. We were ¾ of the way to the library and I started to feel very lightheaded and my chest was aching very badly now. I still kept going. I couldn't lose. I hated losing (doesn't everyone?). We stayed tied until we got to the library, where I jumped and extended my right arm to touch it first, but Applejack had the same idea, except she used her neck instead of her arms. We landed in a cloud of dust.
"IT'S A TIE!" Pinkie screamed through the megaphone.
All I could do was lay there, thinking of how much my legs, chest, and throat felt. I had the feeling before, but not this hard by far. I looked over to see Applejack getting up.
"Well well, yer faster than I thought you'd be."
"Yea…lots of people….say….that…" I said in between breaths. She chuckled and offered to help me up.
"No thanks,… I'll just wait….for the others…to get here…"
"If ya say so."
I lied there for the few minutes it took the rest of the ponies to get here, except for Rainbow and Pinkie, who were following us from above.
"Jordan, whatever are you doing laying on the ground?" Rarity asked.
"Oh, I was just catching my breath." I got up slowly and half limped into the library.
"Ya sure you don't need any help?"
"Yea. Just a bit sore. It'll get better soon." Just then, I saw my leg get engulfed in the same purple mist that took my sleeping bag. My leg then felt like it hadn't ran at all. "Oh wow. Thanks again Twilight."
"And again, no problem."
"Ok, so what are we going to do tonight, other than sleep?"
"WERE GONNA PLAY GAMES AND TELL STORIES AND EAT FOOD AND umm… OTHER STUFF!" Pinkie said while bouncing around the room.
"Well, I think that first, I could tell you more about where I'm from and some things about you that you don't even know about." Twilight's eyes grew wide and so did her smile.
"Ooh yes, let's do that."
"Ok, let me just get my sleeping stuff situated." I took the sleeping bag and pillow off the floor where Twilight had neatly stacked them and threw the bag outwards so it was laying flat. Then I put my pillow in the flap of the bag. "Ok, all ready."
"Ok, so what did you want to tell us?"
"Well, I wanted to show you some more of the good stuff from Earth. Then, you can just ask questions and I'll answer them."
They all nodded their heads in agreement.
I got my laptop from the table I left it on after Vinyl had to take her Turn Tables (Just figured out what they are!) away and brought it over to the girls. I opened it to see that it still had over 75% charge left. "Oh good."
"What."
"I've still got enough charge on my laptop show more than enough stuff to you."
"Well that is good."
I sat down and opened Google Chrome and pulled up Youtube. "The first thing I'm going to show you is the same thing that I used to show you that you were a show in my world." The page loaded and I looked to the left and saw that I had MILLIONS of messages. "HOLEY SHIIIIT!" I screamed.
Everypony jumped at my sudden outburst. "JORDAN! Why such loud coarse language?" Rarity asked.
"LOOK!" I pointed to my subscriber count and it was in the millions. "SO MANY SUBSRCIBERS!" The ponies looked at me confused.
"Well, you said that there were billions of people in your world, so why should you be surprised that you have a few million subscribers, even though that is a huge number." Twilight said.
"That's not it. I'm now number one subscribed on YOUTUBE! Youtube is one of the biggest websites on the internet, if not the biggest!" I clicked on my pm's and each message wanted me to post video's of me in Equestria. That then gave me an idea.
I opened a new tab and loaded up Facebook. And like I suspected, my notifications number was huge. I clicked on 'All requests' and looked for celebrities. I found Notch, the cast/producers of MLP: FIM, Mark Zuckerberg, Tim Tebow, Skrillex, plus more wanting to be my friend. I didn't have the time to go through all of the people who wanted to friend me, so I clicked on 'friend all'.
"What is this and what are you doing?" Twilight asked.
"This is a site called Facebook. It's a socializing site where you can friend people and post things that you want others to know. It seems pointless, but it's just fun. What you do is make a profile, customize it, then find people that you know in real life and friend them."
"That seems fun, can we have profiles?" Rainbow asked.
"Well, that would be cool and all, but you would only be limited to the time when your around me and I have my laptop."
"Well I still want one." The other ponies all agreed that they wanted one also.
"Fine. Just tell me what you want in your biography and likes & interests." So the next half hour went by making Facebook pages for all the ponies. After they were all happy with their pages, I went back to my profile and posted a new status. 'Hello everyone. Jordan here telling you all thanks for the friend requests. If you have questions for me, I will be hosting a livestream event on Youtube later tonight with the ponies and you can ask questions then.' I pressed 'post' and waited a few seconds. Comments started shooting out quicker than you could say 'Call 911 now'. Most of the comments were like, 'I'll be sure to be there'.
"I'll tell them all about your facebook pages at the livestream."
"What's a livestream?" Twilight asked.
"Oh, a livestream is a video which is being uploaded to the internet while its being taken. So with the right tools, people can type questions and comments to me and I can answer them almost immediately."
"Oh wow."
"Yea. Let me just check some other things and tell you about those things that I know but you don't know." I checked all my other accounts like on Twitter and my e-mail. Those were all crowded too. After about 20 more minutes of checking and accepting, I was finally done checking everything.
"Ok, you're done now, show us what you know." Twilight said with an even bigger smile on her face than earlier.
"Ok." I went back to Youtube and searched 'OfficialOmnivore'. "When I said that I knew some things that you don't know about yourselves, I was saying that there are things made after you that you don't know were made. But I'm showing you now." I clicked on 'Dragon Greed' and played the song through the speakers. "This song was themed after when Spike went all greedy".
"I can see by the picture."
The song ended and I looked to the ponies for approval. All of them nodded their heads. "There are tons of other songs just like this, because of all of you." Everypony was shocked.
"I never know we had so much influence on others. Well, other planets."
"Yes. You have taught a lot of people in my world to stop hating and fighting and be more understanding and caring. These people are the ones who like your show and you. These people are also classified as 'Bronies', if they are out of the target age group, which is young little girls."
"Well, I'm glad were so much help."
"Me too. Oh hey, let's start the livestream." I went on to all me profiles and posted that the livestream would start in 10 minutes. I then set up my livestream on youtube and started. I saw the comments start flying. Most of them were questions from random people, so I decided to intervene.
"Hello Earth! It is I, Jordan. Streaming to you live from a far off land known as Equestria!"I chuckled to myself. "Hello everyone. Welcome to my Q&A livestream where you can ask me and the ponies questions and I'll try to answer them as best I can. But first, say hello ponies." The ponies each got a turn to look at the camera and say hello. "Alright, let's start ringing in the questions."
I saw that most of the questions were just like how did I get to Equestria and what's it like being there. I answered those fairly easily and quickly, but then, every comment was deleted and then one comment appeared. It was from Obama. He had asked if he can have an interview privately later. "Sure Mr. President." He then let the comments start again. Now the questions were asking what happened. I told them that the president needed me to answer a question for him.
"Who and what's a president?" Twilight asked. "It sounds like an important title."
"Oh right, you don't have democracy here. The president is just like the leader of a country. I could call Princess Celestia a president, but she has the power to do anything she wants while a president just gets to declare war and pass laws. The president also deals with affairs with other countries. The president of the United States is the most powerful person in our world. It's an honor to get to speak to the president privately." All the ponies jaws were dropped again. "What? You've all met Celestia, so why are you all amazed at me seeing the president, even though to speak to the President, you'd need some very good reasons as to why you needed to ."
"Well that's exactly why. Plus out of all the billions of people on your world, you get to speak to him."
"Well, my reasons are very good. One, he asked me to speak with him, and two, I'm on another planet, so I can't see why I wouldn't get to speak to him." This reminded me of a Fanfic I read before being teleported (Extantdread, you know what story I'm talking about). And during all this, I forgot that I was Livestreaming.
"Hey Jordan, aren't you doing your livestream thing?" Rainbow asked.
"OH RIGHT!" I looked back at the comments and everyone who was attending was silent the entire time I was explaining what a president was. "Sorry guys, got a little carried away there. Ok, anything else? I'm sure there is, but I'm going to end this soon. Gotta show the girls some more stuff form our world and go to sleep."
So the questions started again and they wanted to talk to the ponies more, so I left the laptop to them to answer questions while I went to get something to drink. I went into the kitchen and get a small glass and filled it with water. I turned around and saw Spike walking into the kitchen, looking very tired.
"Hey, where'd you go after the party?" I asked.
"Went to bed. I need more sleep than ponies do. And apparently more sleep than ponies do."
"Well then why aren't you up sleeping?"
"I couldn't get comfortable, so I came down to get a glass of warm milk." Spike got his milk and drunk it slowly.
"So I heard you and the others are sleeping over."
"Yea. Right now I'm letting the ponies talk to people on my world."
"What? Ugh, I don't even want to know. I'm going back to bed."
"Alright, good night." And with that, Spike went back up stairs to his bed.
I walked back to the girls and all of them except Fluttershy were yelling at each other. "Hey, what's going on here?"
"Umm, one of the people asked who was the best pony, so they all said 'me', not as in me, but they all said the word me. Now they're arguing over who's really better."
"Oh, well, I can fix this easily." I went over to the rest of the girls and intervened. "Hey now, I heard you're arguing over who's better than who. This doesn't seem like you girls at all. Usually you'd all be telling one another that they're the best pony. Well, maybe not you Rainbow, no offence."
"None taken."
"Besides, you're all better than each other at different things. Like you Rarity, you're better at sewing than any other pony, but you're not better at apple bucking than Applejack. Twilight, you're the best at magic, but I haven't seen you throw as good a party as Pinkie Pie. And Rainbow Dash, you're the best flier in Equestria, but you're not the best at soothing animals, like Fluttershy is. So you see, you're all better than each other at different things."
"Wow Jordan, we didn't think of it like that. Thanks for setting us straight." Twilight said. The ponies pulled me in for yet ANOTHER group hug.
'This is getting out of hand.' I thought.
The ponies let me go and I looked back at the comments and noticed that they were all referring to how cute and sweet the hug was.
"Alright everyone, time for me and the ponies to go. I'll host another livestream later and post pictures and videos of my life here in Equestria." I then stopped the stream and turned back to the ponies.
"Ok, I got the questions from my world, what questions do you have, now that you know a bit more about me." Twilights hoof shot in the air like a rocket. "Yes?"
"I was wondering what you were holding when you were in stone. Was that one of the guns you were talking about?"
"Umm, well, yes. But I'd never use it on anypony who didn't do anything wrong. I'd only use it if my life was in danger, like back with the Cockatrice."
"Ok, and another thing, how did you see Rainbow following you after you were turned to stone?"
"Ah, here we go. This may confuse you, but it will give me an excuse to explain another thing about human nature to you. The answer you are looking for comes with this story. After I was imprisoned in the stone, I felt cold and lifeless, and my soul had left my body. It went to another realm I suppose, the realm in which people go to when they are on the brink of death. There, I met God. He told me that I wasn't sent to heaven yet because I still had the chance to live. You trying to save me was my chance to live. So God summoned a window for me to watch you all save me. I talked with God and watched you save me, then, when you did save me, my soul reentered my body and then you know the rest."
"Interesting, but who's God?"
"God is the creator of everything in my religion. He created life, planets, and the universe, or universes I guess."
"Two more things, one, where and what is heaven and two, what is a religion?"
"Heaven is the place where all good souls go to after they die. It's a place of absolute perfectness. You get anything you want whenever you want. And a religion is kind of hard to explain. My religion is called Christianity. It's the most widely known and believed in religion on my world. We believe that God created everything and his son is Jesus. Jesus was sent down from heaven to Earth to spread the beliefs of Christianity. Jesus then was prosecuted and killed. Because of that, he chose to go to Hell, the place where all bad souls go. It's a place of fire and lava where the bad souls spend eternity suffering. But after 3 days of being in Hell, Jesus rose back up to heaven. By taking this sacrifice, he made it so that every Christian person would go to heaven."
"That was very generous of him." Rarity said (pun intended)
"Yes. I see that what he did was very good also, but I also think that if he didn't make sure that we would all go to heaven, then people would try harder to be nice."
"That makes sense. So, that's everything that I wanted to know." Twilight said.
"OOH! HOW ABOUT WE TELL SCARY STORIES NOW!" Pinkie yelled.
"Fine." The rest of the ponies agreed and we set up our sleeping stuff in a circle around a lantern. The ponies all took turns telling stories that were a little scary, but not too scary.
"Hey, how come your not so freaked out at these stories?" Rainbow said, looking over at me.
"Well, I heard stories much scarier than these."
"Tell us them then."
"Ok, I don't really remember this one I'm going to tell you, so I'm going to use my phone, where it's typed down. Also, the story will probably scar you for life."
"Ok ok, just find the story and tell us."
After the few minutes of turning on my phone and searching for the story, I finally got the one I wanted. CUPCAKES.
"Ok, this story involves you and Pinkie Rainbow." I then proceeded with the story and when it finally got the dissecting part, every pony's jaws dropped. I continued with the story and after every few paragraphs, I looked back up to see their expressions. When I finished the story, I looked up to see Twilight and Rarity were hiding under a blanket, Applejack was just sitting there, eyes and mouth open, Fluttershy had disappeared off to who knows where, and Rainbow was keeping a lot of distance away from Pinkie, who had the same expression as Applejack.
"So, I can see I got my point across."
"THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE!"Rarity yelled, shooting up from the blanket in rage.
"Hey, I told you that it was horrible and scarring."
"But that just got, umm, I don't know, but it was a bit much!"
"You wanted a scary story, I gave you one."
It took a few moments for everypony to get their nerves back.
"You'd never really do that, would you Pinkie?" Rainbow asked.
"Oh of course I wouldn't." Pinkie replied, giving Rainbow a hug. I braced myself for another group hug, but it never came. Too much hugging for one day.
"Hey, not all stories about you girls are bad like that. Most stories are good. Just the few messed up people out there who just like making horrible things. Those stories are Fanfics, and like I just said, most Fanfics about you aren't bad. So don't think that people also think bad about you." I decided not to tell them about haters and trolls. It would just upset them more.
"That's good to know. Well, I think we've had enough for one night. Let's get some sleep." Twilight said, shakily coming out from her blanket.
Everypony was now present and back to normal, so we all got in our sleeping bags and drifted off to sleep.
HOLY SHIIIT! 4k+ freaking words baby! And 3k+ views! Thanks so much everyone. I'll try for the another chapter later today, but it will probably be tomorrow.
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