The Uncanny Kid Razor
To Haretrigger: Hey there Haretrigger! Nice to hear from you again! Yep, Keith Michaels, aka Redfoot, is out to cause nothing but disaster for the city of Cincinnati, and Sonic Blue is right now unable to do anything about Keith's newest rampage since he's in Cleveland right now. As for Mary helping Razor, Typhoid Mary was a bad guy. She's not anymore. In the URM-verse, Typhoid Mary reformed, especially when she found love in the resurrected St. John "Pyro" Allerdyce. Read R-Man's fic "Uncanny Deadpool". It will explain the whole deal. Enjoy the new chapter!
To The Uncanny R-Man: Hey there, R-Man! I've been reading all the stuff you send me and it's awesome! You know a lot about comic book characters. I'm glad you liked seeing Typhoid kick some butt. Indeed, usage of fire in super-powered brawls rock. And thanks for the clear-up on what kind of blades Typhoid carries. I thought she used katanas. Her machetes look like katanas a little. Oh yes, Eugene is quite a lovable screw-up. He does try. I think what his problem is he needs his costume fixed up a little. Not to mention he should learn how to fight a little. Sonic Blue and Kid Razor can fix that up perfectly. Spencer can make modifications on Frog-Man's costume, and Razor can show Eugene how to kick butt. No, it's not all from Ramada. She's plenty tough. As for Redfoot, you'll see what's up with him. Thanks for everything, man! See you in the Inbox! Enjoy the new chapter!
To Aaron: Hey there, Aaron! Yeah, Maxima was the main inspiration for the character of Ramada. Like Maxima, Ramada is very strong, a powerful warrior, and she can really take a hit. However, unlike the DC character, Ramada is not a telepath. She also has a weakness. You'll find out what it is soon. I'm glad you liked seeing the introduction of Ramada and Redfoot's escape. There is a new Black Queen. Read Uncanny R-Man's "The Uncanny Four" to learn what happened to Selene, and also read "The Uncanny XSE" to find out who the new Black Queen is. Enjoy the new chapter!
Disclaimer: "Do you understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth!" Chris Tucker, Rush Hour (A very funny movie! You should see it!)
Chapter 10: The Wild and the Young!
Hellfire Club Headquarters, Manhattan, New York
Morgan Le Fey, the Hellfire's newest Black Queen, sat on a chair in her chambers, watching a mystically-created window. The window was showing Cleveland's Kid Razor, the Heavy Metal Heartbreaker, brawling with Ramada, a mighty alien warrior princess.
"Hmm…it is obvious why my…predecessor…was so interested in him." Morgan smirked to herself, holding a goblet full of wine. "That guitar he carries gives great power. And his arrogance is unmatched." The sorceress chuckled to herself. Releasing Redfoot was a glorious idea! That mentally disturbed fool will keep that modern-day knight Sonic Blue distracted, and as for Razor…In case I fail to destroy the X-Men , I shall use Kid Razorto destroy them. I shall use his hatred of my predecessor to make him attack and destroy the Earth's heroes. Yes, Selene deciding to get married was a fantastic stroke for me. The Avengers and all the other heroes will be at the wedding. And once my plan is complete, Kid Razor will be so hell-bent on killing his old foe, he'll destroy Earth's other heroes to get his hands on her. Morgan smiled to herself. Kid Razor was powerful, and he was the perfect pawn…
Cleveland, Ohio
"Uhm…" Spencer scratched his head as he looked at Typhoid and Pyro. "Who are you and what's going on here?"
"Oh, I'm Typhoid Mary, and he's Pyro." Typhoid introduced herself, then pointed at Pyro.
"Aren't you a criminal psycho?" Spencer pointed at Mary. He then pointed at Pyro. "And aren't you dead?"
"I got better." Typhoid and John answered in unison.
"What're you doing here Spencer?" Razor wondered.
"Well, in case you haven't heard Razor, there's been a strange string of murders all over the country. I was wondering if you knew anything about them." Spencer asked. "Oh, and I wanted to show you my new invention." Spencer grinned as he showed his small blue calculator-like device. "It's called the Warper. Using this, I can create tiny self-repairing rips in the space-time continuum. These rips can allow a person to travel vast distances in a matter of minutes."
"Uhnh…" Eugene moaned as he got to his feet. He watched Razor, Spencer, Typhoid, and Pyro talk. His suit looked a little battered. He immediately checked the power pack. He sighed in relief. "Thank God. It's undamaged. I guess they beat the bad guy already."
"Ohhh…" Moaning was heard from within the hole Razor made into the wall with Ramada. Eugene carefully walked into the hole. He peeked inside. It was dark.
"Hello?" Eugene stepped carefully inside. He was a fist head for his face.
"I built the Warper so we can go between the Twin Cities and New York a lot faster." Spencer explained.
"Pretty." Typhoid blinked. Razor scoffed.
"Why the heck would the Kid of Rock go to New York? Only useful people there are the cops and firefighters." Razor scoffed. A WHOCK was heard. The four heroes turned, and a screaming Eugene smashed into Spencer.
"Ohhh…" The two costumed heroes groaned. Ramada snarled as she stepped out of the hole. Her costume was torn up in a couple places. Her hair was messy.
"You thought you could take down Ramada so easily, humans? I will have you on my planet as my husband, Kid Razor. It is not a choice."
"They say the same thing when people try and kill me, Ramada." Razor chuckled. Spencer blinked in confusion as he helped Eugene up.
"Ramada? Who's Ramada? What's going on?" Spencer looked at Eugene. "And who are you?"
"I'm the Fabulous Frog-Man…" Eugene mumbled.
"You shouldn't use nicknames you haven't earned, brother Frog." Razor grumbled. Ramada charged the heroes. "Gangway! Angry space broad coming thru!" Spencer zipped away with Eugene in tow, Razor took to the air, and Typhoid and Pyro rolled out of the way. Typhoid unsheathed her twin machetes.
"Come on, lady! Let's dance!" Typhoid raced toward Ramada, machetes ready to slice Ramada's head off. The space warrior unsheathed her sword and blocked the blow, then kicked Typhoid in the gut.
"Sheila!" John exclaimed. Spencer zipped behind Ramada. Before she could react, Spencer nailed her in the back with a sonic blast. The blast sent her flying into Kid Razor's Power of Rock-charged fist. Ramada managed to flip in mid-air and she landed on the edge of a roof on her feet. Pyro flipped open his lighter, and sent a volley of fireballs after her, which she used her sword to cut through.
"Your allies cannot save you, Kid Razor." Ramada's dark eyes narrowed. "I have fought many powerful warriors from vast other planets, and-"
"Oh shut up!" Kid Razor snapped, blasting the roof underneath her with his guitar. Ramada screamed as she fell down to the ground. Spencer cupped his hands together and created several balls of blue energy. Spencer threw the spheres at the building behind Ramada. The wall exploded, and debris fell all over the alien princess. Tension rose as the five heroes waited for something to happen.
"Did we beat her?" Eugene blinked. Suddenly, Ramada burst out of the rubble and grabbed Razor as she took to the air. "Razor!"
"You will be mine, Kid Razor." Ramada smirked. Kid Razor eyed a park.
"The Kid of Rock doesn't think so, babe." Razor smirked. He strummed his guitar, and then he grabbed Ramada's waist, wrapping his arms around her. The Fearless Kid Razor twisted his body in mid-air, causing her to fly towards the park.
"What?"
"BON…JOVI…BOOSTER!" Kid Razor roared. The Power of Rock forcefield around his body exploded, propelling him forward at incredible speed like a cannonball. Razor and Ramada careened towards the park. "Ramada, The Kid of Rock is going to welcome you to Earth with a real bang!" Spencer, Typhoid, Pyro, and Eugene watched what appeared to be a rainbow-colored comet of light race down towards the park, and when it hit the ground, it exploded.
"Whoa! What was that!" Typhoid exclaimed.
"Come on! Something tells me that this fight has just gotten uglier!" Spencer used his armor's technology to encase Pyro, Typhoid, and Eugene in a sphere of solid sonic energy. He then zipped off towards the park, dragging the sonic sphere behind him.
Next: Brawl for All!