i do not own Kuroshitsuji or Black butler
HEYYYYYYYYY~! Whats up, im so sorry for the long update, but im here now.
guess what i got for christmas...I GOT BITTER RABBIT...i kinda begged...ANYWHO...and i got a new 7 inch tablet, so im gonna see if i can get microsoft on there and type stories for you guyz.. ANYWAY ON TO DA STORY~!
Ciel: hello its nice to see you again
Cathrine: me as well
Me: okay, i hope you guys had a wonderful christmas.. I GOT BITTER RABBIT~!
Ciel: you mean my toy? *blush*
Me: yes! im happy, i sleep with it everynight~!
Ciel: ah, i see
Cathrine: its true...
Me: ONTO THE DARE~!
Misaki- really good chappy nameless, i got an idea sebastian : kiss catherine shamelessly :D
( sorry if is lame but my brain hurts at 11:00 pm after a long trip)
Me: DEMON LOVE STORY~!
Cathrine: not the slightest *sweatdrop*
Sebastian: i only kiss my mates...
Me: SEBASTIAN KISS HER NOW
Cathrine: milady, bu-
Me: NO BUTS MISS DEMON, HE GONNA DO IT
Sebastian: *groan* fine.. *kisses shamelessly*
Cathrine: MMMMM?! *tries pushing him off*
Me: better love story than Twilight... ON TO THE NEXT!
Pink- Sebastian: I dare you to eat a ENTIRE box of dog food!
Ciel: I dare you to do... BLURRED LINES music video!
Welp till next time ;)
Me: Blurred lines?... im check that, hold up
Ciel: hm...its sounds weird
Me: we are gonna need alot of girls for this...
Ciel: *spits out tea* what why?!
Me: well ur gonna have to lay ina bed with a naked one, and one hugging you.
Ciel: ...
Ciel: your a good girl~!
Everyone: :O...
Me: *coughs and Blushes madly* on to the next?
Cathrine: yes.
Sebastian: I dare you to eat a ENTIRE box of dog food!
Me: sebastian...*grins evily while holding bag on xlarge dog food*
Sebastian: Milady, you surely must be-
Me: joking? no no im not joking. im dead serious.
Cathrine: yes sebastian *shit eatting grin* eat the dog food *grabs sebastian and pours food in mouth*
Me: *evil laugh* on to the next *smiles*
Nightmare- Ehehehe... Hello! Reading in Geometry! Aright, Sebby and Catherine, I dare you to hang out with my fallen angel buddy Lerajie, btw her wings are soaked in blood, how bad ass is that! Okay, Ciel and Alois, watch the first episode of Shingeki no Kyojin and let Eren partake in the dead mom club. Lizzy, are your dresses really the cutest, or are you hiding cuter ones? Ronald, omg you cutie, I dare you to go on a date with me (which is eating pizza, cuddling, and watching shitty 90's yaoi anime). William, I dare you to swap glasses with me, and I dare Grell to watch over my rats (A big male, two mommies, and their litters of pinkies). Alright, see ya! *Dissapears in a flash of light*
Me: we have a new person coming~!
Ciel: OH DEAR GOD ITS AN ANGEL...
Lerajie: hello its nice to meet you
Me: HOLY SHIT YOU WINGS ARE AWESOME~!
Lerajie: i know right?
Me: OKAY CIEL, ALOIS *sets computer infront of them* WATCH IT~!
*watches*
Me: it still bring tears to my eyes.. *sniff* *Cathrine gives me tissue* i can imagine losing my mom like that..i love her to much.
Ciel: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!
Alois: i like'em hes cute.
Me: that, my good sir, was the Titian.
Ciel: i feel.. i feel..
Me: you feel pity do you huh? i do to.
Ciel: hes welcome here
Me: i know, ON TO THE NEXT~!
Lizzy, are your dresses really the cutest, or are you hiding cuter ones?
Lizzie: I KNOW RIGHT... and no, i will show them freely
Me: PLEASE DONT.. ON TO THE NEXT
Ronald, omg you cutie, I dare you to go on a date with me (which is eating pizza, cuddling, and watching shitty 90's yaoi anime).
Ronald: sure, when?
William: im sorry he cant, he has paperwork he needs to finish.
William, I dare you to swap glasses with me, and I dare Grell to watch over my rats (A big male, two mommies, and their litters of pinkies). Alright, see ya! *Dissapears in a flash of light*
William: no thank you..
Grell: i will, if i dont have to pick them up.
Me: *transports grell to your room* have fun~! next dare!
Writing Freak- Ya'll might hate me for this. But here are my dares. (By the way, I'm sorta a BassyXGrell fan so… yeah…)
Sebastian and Grell: Have sex in front of everyone. No refusing aloud. Or else Sebastian you have to confess your love to Grell for getting his hopes up.
Sebastian: After Reaper sex, you have to (you'll like this and so will everyone else.) dress as a cat and act as one until your next dare. After that come to my house for a bit of fun with me. *meows and purrs for Bassy entertainment*
Me: Oh god...
Grell: BASSY~!
Sebastian: very well *shudders*
*they start having sex*
Everyone: :O...*shields eyes* Cathrine covers mine* lerajie uses wings to shield eyes*
Alois: OOOOOO~! LET ME IN ON IT TOO~!
Me: *blushes madly* uh... no more dares like that...
Ciel:*Blushes* yes, no more...
Ciel: excuse me, i need to use the restroom *gets up*
Me: IF YOU MASTERBATE, YOU BETTER CLEAN UP AFTERWARDS!
Cathrine: to the next dare please.
Sebastian: After Reaper sex, you have to (you'll like this and so will everyone else.) dress as a cat and act as one until your next dare. After that come to my house for a bit of fun with me. *meows and purrs for Bassy entertainment*
Me: YESSSSSSSS~! *holds up cat costume* dress it pretty boy
Cathrine: hm, i want to see this.
*ciel come in room while sebastian is changing*
Me: did you clean up?
Ciel: i did not masterbate!
Me: is that a lie?
Ciel: NO ITS NOT A LIE!
Me: hm... okay onto the next.
Angelica- Ceil: I dare you to dress up like Alois for three hours.
Sebastian: I dare you to dress up as a cat for four hours and let me hug you once each hour.
Alois: I dare you to make out with me, and you can lick my ear if you want to, or anything/anywhere else. Then spend the rest of the day with me, without Claude. I really like you, so I'll let you do anything you want while you're with me.
Claude: Why do you like spiders?
Lizzie: I dare you to wear the ugliest thing you can think of for two hours.
Grell: I dare you to dye your hair blond. Oh, and I love the color red, too.
All Gentalmen: Anyone else who wants to kiss me can, when I come back with Alois.
Ciel: no thank you i already said no last time...
*Looks at Sebastian whos dressed in costume*
Me: well thats taken care of.
Alois: of course milady *purrs*
Me: *shudders* thats why i dont like him...
Claude: they represent mostly death.
Me and Ciel: *shudders*
Gentalmen: no thank you...
Me: *holds up hair dye* come on grell~!
Grell: GIRL WHERE ARE YOU GETTING ALL THESE THINGS?!
Me: i have my ways
Everyone: *looks at Cathrine*
Me: OKAY BESIDES THAT... GRELL DIE UR HAIR
Grell: fine!
Lizzie: THIS ISN'T CUTE AT ALL! *is wearing black*
Me: i like it.
Ciel: me too.
Grell: there happy?
Me: PFFTTT.. YOU LOOK AWESOME~!
Ciel: *burst out laughing*
Grell: I LOOK HORRIBLE...
Me: no you dont... anyway...ON TO THE NEXT~!
Midnight- Ciel and Alois: get handcuffed together
Undertaker: show people under your bangs
Grell: cut your hair to the length you had it when you first worked with William (William could even do the pleasure)
William: show everyone your cinematic record
Sebastian: Do the kitty cat dance hands over a small kitten
Claude: confess your love for Sebastian
Lizzie: run off down the streets yelling bloody murder
Pluto: dig up the roses in the Phantomhive household and then go get a treat, but ask for it using your voice
Me: *holds up handcuffs from death note*hahahaha~! *hand cuffs them*
Alois and Ciel: HEY!
Ciel: OH GOD... I DO NOT WANT TO BE HANDCUFFED TO THIS PERVERTED MANWHORE...
Me: hahaha~! NEXT DARE~!
Undertaker: show people under your bangs
Undertaker: of course dearie *shows bangs*
Grell: love me..*hugs*
Me: okay...next?
Grell: cut your hair to the length you had it when you first worked with William (William could even do the pleasure)
Me: nah.. i already made him dye it.
Grell: THANK GOD.
William: show everyone your cinematic record
William: i will need to kill myself milady and im not doing that.
Sebastian: Do the kitty cat dance hands over a small kitten
Sebastian: *does*
Everyone: *laughs ass off*
Claude: confess your love for Sebastian
Me: what a moment, didnt we already do this?
Ciel: yea i think its when Claude puked over the stage
Me: right... AND THANKS CLAUDE FOR NOT HELPING, AND WHAT DO YOU EAT?!
Claude: im sorry milady
Me: ITS NAMELESS..
Cathrine: Next?
Lizzie: run off down the streets yelling bloody murder
Lizzie: yes *starts running and yelling*
Me: the boy who cried wolf?
Ciel: the girl who cried wolf.
Me: ah.
Pluto: dig up the roses in the Phantomhive household and then go get a treat, but ask for it using your voice
Ciel: MY GARDEN!
Me: good boy! here.
Pluto: thank you nameless~!
Everyone except Ciel and Sebastian: awe...
Sebastian: more work... *sweatdrop*
Me: ON TO THE NEXT!
Kso- This is Kso12! Everyone must change into a pair of Alois' booty shorts and act like him for 30 minutes! Meanwhile, Alois has to dress as Ciel and act like him. Penalty: Being exposed to all the yaoi written about them.
Me: im gonna show them the yaoi~! *smiles evily*
Everyone: *goes through list*
Me: my favorite one is Suger. *slight nosebleed*
Ciel: HOW CAN GIRLS READ THIS CRAP?!
Me: cuz we can *grins*
Ciel: I AM NOT A PORN STAR NAMED CUPCAKE!
Alois: i catch you making a video... really a devil?
Sebastian: young master, i would never do this. i would just have sex with you directly..
Ciel: *slaps sebastian* STOP SPOUTING NONSENSE!
Me: ON TO THE NEXT
Jasper- Have everyone sign a Christmas song
Me: everyone stand~!
Everyone: Stands*
Me: LETS SING SANTA BABY~!
*sings it*
Me: you guys are horrible singers
Ciel: what about you?
Me: im in choir you dick.
Sebastian: i need to admit, she was a good singer.
Me: on the the last, and this is from an unknown person people~!
UNKNOWN- I dare ciel to dress up like a cat and sit next to Sebastian
For the rest of the game!
Me: *grins and pulls up cat costume*
Ciel: really? are you-
Me: yes im dead serious
*grabs ciel and goes in other room* you hear yelling and banging*
Sebastian: young master?
Cathrine: nope no can do *holds him back*
*we come out and Ciel is in a Cat costume*
Me: sorry we had to make an agreement.
Ciel: *murmer* a stupid agreement..* he goes and sits next to sebastian*
Me: haha... if only...*slight nosebleed*
Cathrine: milady its time to retire
Me: Oh thats right...well everyone its 3:10 am. im gonna end it~!
Everyone: THANK YOU FOR WATCHING~! BLACK BUTLER TRUTH OR DARE~!