Serendipitous Science Theater 3000 Chapter 10, a phineas and ferb fanfic

Poptart Notes: Goooooood day, world! I have returned after my brief lack of presence! I apologize for the last chapter's brevity. Or that you all sorta had to watch that movie…enjoy!

Chapter 10: HALLELJOH COME ON.

The platypus had found time for escape once again. Back behind the (inexistent) janitor's closet's furnace, he toyed again with his watch until it once more produced the image of Francis Monogram.

"Agent P., we have good news." He announced. "First of all, Carl has found the name of that old T.V. show that I asked him to find earlier. And now he can't stop singing the variations of their theme song."

"IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT-FUTURE, SOMEWHERE OFF TIME AND SPACE…" Carl crooned out of key from behind the camera.

There was a pause.

"…Actually," Monogram corrected himself, "that was bad news. But we DO have some other good news—how we can get you to stop Doofenshmirtz." On this line, Monogram pulled up a small, sparkling, pink platypus-sized tutu and an old hair-encrusted Barbie Doll© tiara, which, from the looks of it, had been left under the H.Q.'s lounge couch for forty years.

"This will be your disguise." Monogram's face was all-seriousness.

Perry blinked once, twice, three times before slowly turning off his watch and returning to all fours.

In more pleasant news, Phineas' rampage had ceased, and he was currently behaving like his normal self. Everyone else, sadly, could not take the horrors of all they had seen, and were currently drowning in their own self-pity in the concessions area.

"How I wish…" Irving muttered, both hands clapped over his buzz-cut as he slumped onto the table. "Oh, how I wish I was dead…"

"We have more of this to do…" Buford whimpered. "WE HAVE MORE OF THIS TO DO!..."

"Well!" The squeaky voice rang out from the ceiling again like a broken siren. "I see that this film did little to serve your interests?"

"DOOF!" Albert exclaimed as he shot up from his seat. "You don't know how lucky you ARE that I'm not there with you…with my hands…which would be around your neck!"

"Ooh, I'm SO terrified."

"So, what was that?" Candace sighed.

"Well, that was an animated feature originally titled 'L'oeil Menaçant'. Produced in 1974, it was entered into the Cannes Film Festival. While constantly accused of trying to capitalize on the ground of praise for 'La Planète Sauvage', an equal narcotic substitute entered into the same festival a year prior—'Special Grand Prix', by the way—it still managed to reach fourth placing." Doofenshmirtz explained as he rifled through information on the web.

"There better have been THREE entrants that year." Baljeet declared.

"Well, Doof," Phineas began, "I guess that we'll be doing our invention-eering next week. But in the meantime—what's our next assignment?"

"Tomorrow? 'King Billy'—The tale of one boy's quest to be the most obnoxious little twerp alive!"

"Kill me." Albert groaned.

"Well," Isabella suddenly waved to the audience, and everyone, even the sulking, followed suit. "That's all for now! Thanks for stopping by, and we'll see you next time!"

Serendipitous Science Theater 3000

Executive Producer—Poppy deTharte

Producers—Jacob Commardie, Phillip Hardy, and Sandra Nagarrton

Written by Poppy deTharte, May A. Sorena, Hilton O'Terra, Kisney Fisher, Edich Willow, U.N Intide, Gary Redforge (and his little girl!), Lance Vartner, and Schindler "Spin" G. Forfadefor

Edited by Arnold Johannes and Kelly Morganson

Directed by Steve DeMarr

Candace Flynn...Candace Hedley

Phineas Flynn…Phineas Hardton

Ferb Fletcher…Fabian "Ferb" Nielson

Buford Van Stomm…Buford Evansley

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro…Isabella Hernando

Baljeet Rai…Baljeet Kibarkimah

Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz…Heinz Ichbeinottz, Ph.D.

Major Francis Monogram…Francis Martin

Albert…Albert McAllister

Irving…Irving McAllister

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz…Vanessa Umbreling

Norm the Robot…Norm N. Atore

Carl the Intern…Carl Hickson

Perry the Platypus…Ben Gershwin

Camera—Joseph Hannon, Didi Bennet, and Arthur Nixon

Set Painters—Nathan and Margaret Peters

Props—Nathan and Margaret Peters, Didi Bennet, Heinz Ichbeinottz, Phineas Hardton, and Fabian Nielson

CGI models by Noodles Nine Productions, S. Korea

Special thanks to Disney International, Gangrene Pictures, Luxury Blood International, and Best Brains Incorporated

"Serendipitous Science Theater 3000", "SST3K", "Phineas and Ferb", and all characters and logos are property of the Disney Company

No character in this production has been based off of any person in relations to the creators or otherwise, living or dead, and any such resemblances are entirely coincidental.

Distributed by Disney Channel U.S

Next time, on SST3K!—"King Billy", the introduction!