Fan Humor:

Ranma-Kun was walking down the side walk on his way to school carrying a bucket of water, as he saw the old woman splashing the side walk he brought up the pale, then splashed the old lady with a grin then took off like a shot still male going to school.

Note: This chapter was a little short it was supposed to be apart of Chapter:9, but I didn't wanna pull it so I will make it work.

When It Rains It Pours Chapter:10

Gym Class and Stalkers

"Ranma come on man why can't you ever think about the rest of us guys." Hiroshi asked.

Ranma taking a breath feeling frustrated. "Because all you guy's think the same way, and it is not with the brain Kami gave you upstairs."

Daisuke nodded his head in agreement.

"What is that supposed to mean Ranma?" Hiroshi asked furrowing his brow.

Ranma shaking his head taking a breath gesturing with his hand a little. "Hiroshi you wouldn't understand the world the way I do. I am a girl half the time so I see things on another plain."

Taking another breath. Ranma stood up, and made his way over to the fence to watch Akane play softball. 'Some times I wish I could just play ball with them, these guys give me the creeps sometimes.'

Hiroshi shook his head. "I swear If I had that curse I would so check out the girls locker room."

Daisuke shook his head sighing. "Only you Hiroshi." 'Sometimes I wonder if hanging out with him is why I don't have a girlfriend yet.'

Daisuke Standing up then walked over to Ranma, and leaned against the fence. "You know Ranma I agree with you, but you know not all guys think like that I don't." Thinking over his words then reiterated. "Well what I mean is I don't think like that anymore."

Ranma chuckled as he watched Akane hit a ball straight into left field. "I know that Daisuke."

As Ranma and Daisuke were wrapping up their conversation when the coach whistled signaling the end of class, and everyone started heading back to the locker rooms as Ranma approached the entrance to the gym with everyone else he was doused with cold water.

Ranma started shivering while spitting water out of his mouth. Turning his head he saw Yuka standing there with a grin. "Why?"

Yuka shrugged. "Wanted to make sure you fit the bill before you went in."

Ranma rolled her eyes shaking her head. 'Man girls can be so weird some times. Now I am freezing where the hell she get ice water at anyways?' she then continued on soaking wet toward the locker room. Once she entered Akane met her.

Akane looked at Ranma shaking her head. "I didn't actually think Yuka was going to do that."

Ranma shrugged letting out an exasperated breath. "You knew yet you didn't try to stop her?"

Akane walking over to Ranma putting her arms around her. "Look stop it okay? You needed to change anyways just get dressed, and then we can go home the sun will warm you up."

Ranma walked to the back opening opening her locker grabbing a towel out then headed over to the showers then stopped turning around heading to the locker grabbing her bag and putting the towel back in it and getting dressed then she put her wet gym cloths in the bag as well. 'Almost forgot where I was for a minute there. Though a warm shower would do me nice right now.'

Akane waiting patiently for Ranma called. "Come on Ranma I am hungry I don't wanna miss dinner."

"Yea yea Akane hold on I'm common give me a minute." Ranma did her last minute check before slipping her feet into her shoes then headed over to Akane where they both left the locker room heading for home.

Once they were on the main road heading home Ranma had this nagging feeling she and Akane were being followed.

Ranma looking everywhere then to Akane. "Akane I think..."

"We are being followed? Yea I know Ranma keep calm." Akane stated as she had already spotted a figure who was keeping their distance.

Ranma started to turn her head to look. "Ranma keep your eyes forward don't look alright let them get closer." Akane stated as she continued walking beside Ranma.

As Ranma and Akane stopped to pretend to be window shopping the figure got closer hiding behind a post.

Ranma turning slightly saw a blue outfit partially showing from behind the pole. Moving quickly over she reached behind the pole with her left hand grabbing the person by the arm and throwing them into a near by wall.

Ukyo slowly getting back up. "Ranma what the hell was that for can't a girl hang out on a city street without being thrown around?"

Akane rolled her eyes. "Cut the crap Ukyo we both know you were following us."

Ukyo fumed as she glared at Akane. "Look I don't like the fact your using that bracelet to control Ranma!" ~She shouted.

Ranma shaking her head. "Ukyo you have it all wrong if you remove my bracelet I won't be a guy anymore. Then your hopes, and dreams will never have a chance to become true."

Akane growled as she smacked Ranma with her book bag.. "Jeez Ranma stop leading her on."

Ranma shrugged. "Look she's right Ukyo, I shouldn't be leading you on me, and her are getting a bit more serious, but at the same time still doesn't change the fact if you take my bracelet I will hate you so long as I breath.

Ukyo listening to Ranma's words getting angrier. "Your telling me you are casting me aside for that tramp?"

"Don't call Akane that! I have decided I love her, and I wanna settle down for one girl." Ranma said taking a breath feeling sad in a way for Ukyo.

Ukyo growled. "I can't believe this all this time. You called me the cute fiance, and tell me how badly Akane treats you, and that her cooking is terrible... Your going to dump me for her?"

Ranma looking to the ground shrugged. "Ukyo don't do this your one of my friends please don't do this."

Ukyo fumed then turned a glare to Akane pulling out her battle spatula. "Akane I challenge you! Winner takes Ranma."

Akane started to answer when Ranma cut her off.

Ranma glared at Ukyo. "No this isn't going to happen. I am not some fucking prize to be won!" She yelled taking an exasperated breath. "If you wanna hit me for my choice so be it but leave Akane out of this."

Ukyo growled as she raised her spatula up readying to strike Ranma when she started to cry then ran off.

Ranma watched her go with a heavy heart kicking a rock.

Akane sighed feeling a little sorry for Ranma reaching over she took Ranma's arm. "Come on lets go home."

As Ranma and Akane made their way home things stayed quiet Ranma hadn't spoken a word since Ukyo left.

"Ranma are you okay?" Akane asked feeling concerned.

Ranma shrugged her shoulders some letting out a sigh. "Not really Akane I don't think she will be my friend anymore, I just wish things could be different for everyone, but this isn't a perfect world."

Akane bowed her head taking a breath. "Well I am sorry if I caused this."

Ranma stopped looking to Akane. "No need to apologies I love you, and no one will change that."

"I love you too Ranma" Akane stated as they both embraced each other.

Later that night

Anti-Ranma League

[Insert some kind of Music here that entails a speech]

Kuno stood at the podium preparing his speech on his left was Happosai seated smoking on his pipe on his right was Ukyo sitting with a angry expression that matched pretty much everyone's in the room.

"Fellow colleges and fellow sophisticates. We have a problem on our hands, and I think it is high time we dealt with it." Kuno paused taking a drink of his water making sure everyone was paying attention then continued. "Ranma Saotome has thwarted all of us time, and time again further more he has deceived us all with his lies played tricks on the minds of young men, and those of fair maidens. I would like to show you what we are dealing with! I would not have believed this was true until I have had several people all show me evidence of Saotome's fowl magics So pay attention, and feast your eyes on this!.

As Kuno gave Ukyo the nod and she reached up with a remote hitting the screen button that showed two pictures of Ranma one boy mode and the other girl mode then a film showing Ranma's transformation.

Kuno growled then spoke again pointing with his right hands index finger. "When I saw these it out raged me! He is no man, He is a demon sent here to plague us, and it is our duty to take that bracelet off Ranma no matter the cost, with it gone so is his power to trick us.

Ukyo listened to Kuno continue to preach about Ranma's supposed sorcery. 'Yea just you wait Akane, If I can't have Ranma-Kun No one is going to have him! Lets see you find a girlfriend now Ranma your number is up, and I am gonna serve your just deserts!'

Mousse contemplated truly moved by Kuno's speech but he had his doubts. "Okay how do you propose we do this?" Mousse taking a breath. "Your heart is in it, but what is the plan, Ranma has enthralled my Shampoo into protecting him, and has Akane also protecting him. How do you plan to get Ranma's bracelet when facing them all?"

Happosai started laughing before he hopped up on the podium taking a drag off his pipe then exhaling.

"That is simple my boy, you neutralize Shampoo she might be able to take some of you out, but you can get her in a rush." Happosai took a pause to take another puff. "As for Akane that is simple we send her, and Ranma's mother two tickets to an opera since Ranma isn't big on going to one he will be alone that's when we will strike."

Gosunkugi spoke up then. "Ranma can take all of us no problem we will need an advantage..."

Hiroshi standing up spoke. "That is where I can come in I will get Ranma drunk then we will be able to nab it no problem he is a practical lush in female form, and to ensure the job I can put a rupee in Ranma's drink."

Happosai grinned wickedly chuckling. "Hiroshi my boy that is the spirit a man certainly worthy of the craft!"

Representative of the Hentai Horde spoke up. "After that bracelet is gone we will have our revenge for him/her stealing our chances of having Akane!"

Dinner date for two.

Ranma and Akane were fixing to take their seats at one of the booths of a restaurant they went to Ranma taking Akane's coat folding it neatly laying it beside him as they both sat down.

A Hostess walked over to their table taking their order then took the order back to the cooks to get everything started and then picked up their drinks and served them.

Ranma taking a drink of orange juice from his glass looked into Akane's eyes. "You know your absolutely stunning tonight Akane"

Akane blushed a little. "Well thanks you look good yourself."

Ranma gave her a smile. "Well I am serious that blue cocktail dress really brings out your eyes and I love the earrings too."

Akane laughed some then spoke "You mean it brings out my body don't try to play it off I see that twinkle in your eyes." Akane said as she took a drink from her own juice glass.

Ranma smirked. "Okay you caught me red handed alright., but still there is only two things missing" Ranma handed Akane a small black box. "Open it please kinda worked really hard to get it last year."

Akane took the box eying Ranma for a sec then opened the box to find a necklace that had small rubies in it's sockets in the shape of a heart. Akane let out a breath feeling her heart flutter. "Thank you Ranma it's beautiful." 'How much did he spend on it I wonder its real...' "Ranma you didn't have too."

Ranma smiled at Akane. "Yea I did, after all I have put you through, you stuck by me, and you accept both sides of me."

Ranma standing up along with Akane walking around the table to each other, Akane turning around as Ranma put the necklace around Akane's neck, then Akane turning around again both Ranma and Akane smile to one another then they kiss romantically for a few seconds then taking their seats the waitress came out placing their food on the table.

Notes: Well Ukyo isn't happy with Ranma dumping her for Akane, and Akane and Ranma are hitting it off getting closer to each other, and also

looks like the Hentai Horde along with Happosai are up to no good watch out Ranma.