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Welcome to the next chapter of 26, TMNT style…J is the letter and it means?
J is for Joe
They were arguing again.
"Get over your ego!"
"ME? You need to get that stick out of your ass!"
The other turtles just stood on the sidelines, knowing that it was best not to get involved.
"Hothead!"
"Bitch!"
"At least I can control my attitude"
"At least I'm not a whore!"
Simone winced, that was a below the belt hit. Good thing that Leo wasn't here…
"At least I have a man, unlike you who is afraid of a certain hothead!"
…or that any of the guys were.
Alice was listening to her ipod, the one she had built, so she wasn't hearing any of this. The only reason she wasn't blocking out was so that if they took it to a physical level, she could break it up.
"You…"
"Give up and walk away while you still can!"
"Never!"
"You can't beat me, you never could"
"I can beat you!"
"At what? Give me a challenge; I'll kick your ass!"
Oh boy, the gray bandanna thought, here we go. Walking into the battle, she waited. Finally the two turned to her; she was to be the official. Like she always had, she would judge who the winner was…
Listening to the challenge, she sighed.
…if there was a winner.
He took another whiff, smelling the wonderful smell of melted cheese.
"Mikey, wait till we get home!" The holder of the pizza shooed him away from the box, his tummy grumbled. The blue bandanna had been elected to carry it, because he would not eat it nor would he drop it.
"But dude!" The orange bandanna whined
"Look, we are here" Donatello pointed out
They entered the place they called home, hungry and ready to eat. As the males of the house, they had volunteered to go out into the cold to retrieve lunch. The elder females had been bickering anyway, so they thought it would be best to go out for a while.
"Chill Mikey w…" The hothead ran off, they stared
At the kitchen table was the females, two of which had their heads on the table. Simone had an almost empty pot of coffee in hand, refilling the two cups in front of her collapsed sisters. Alice on the other hand, had a pad of paper, pen in hand waiting for something.
Seeing that their cups were full, with shaking hands the two drank the bitter drink before slamming the cups back down on the table with their heads.
"Gi-ive u-up y-yet?" Victoria stuttered, her body visibly shaking
"Never" The yellow bandanna hissed back, but the shaky word was weak
"What the hell?" Raph asked
"Hey" The blond greeted them before turning back to her pad "You guys are tied at ten cups"
"Let's make it eleven" Jasmine looked to her brainy sister to her cup
"Bring it bitch" The redhead shot back
The next cup was poured and sucked down by both.
"Eleven cups of coffee!" Don exclaimed, he had only done a fraction of that amount when he was trying to stay up for days to work on something.
"They are trying to drink each other under the table with Joe" Simone sighed, she knew this had been a bad idea
"Why?" Leo wondered what the cause of such a battle came from
"She's a hothead, that's why" The dark haired turtle replied shakily
"I am not!" Tori yelled a bit too loud
"We also couldn't find the alcohol" Alice added
A twelfth round was sipped slowly, being consumed again by both parties. They weren't giving up easily.
"Good thing I made them take that break" The gray bandanna said, knowing that coffee overload was not somewhere they wanted to go.
"This is the strangest way to resolve a fight I have ever seen" The alpha male observed
"I could beat you" Raph smirked, the two met eyes
"Bring it" Leo challenged
"This is great" Don sighed, here we go.
"How long do you think they are going to go?" Mikey asked his female ego
"In till they can't grip the cup" Alice replied grimly, they always over did it.
An hour later, the results were in.
Jasmine had won with an impressive sixteen cups, Tori had sulked.
Leonardo had beaten his younger brother with fifteen cups, Raph was pissed.
The eldest female still reined supreme, like she knew she would.
The eldest male was happy with the victory, but he knew that he was going to win.
The bad news was that there was no coffee left in the lair, which irritated the brains.
In retaliation, the two made sure that their elder siblings never had a cup of Joe again.
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So…K is next, it stands for?
Find out next chapter!