FONE TALK:
Kankri: Yes, Karkat, what's wrong?
Karkat: KANKRI, I NEED YOU TO COME OUT HERE AND WHOOP ASS TOMMOMOROW NITE!
Kankri: Well, that would be a bit prude for me to do, but why do you want me come out there for? Who are you beefin' with?
Karkat: ( fixes hair curlers as he talk on bong ) SOME BITCH NAMED DELTRISE.
Kankri: Who?
Karkat: SOME BITCH NAMED DELTRISE CLAIMIN' THAT GAMZEE STILL HER BOYFRIEND. NOW SHE WANT TO FIGHT ME WITH HER SISTER AND HER SISTER'S HOME GIRLS.
Kankri: Well, I won't stand for that shit. I'll bring Porrim and Damara with me.
Karkat: Okay. I'll call Equius to see if he can bring his brother to fight this bitch too.
( BONG HANGS UP )
Karkat had never so piss of with this ridickulous shit.
" What the motherfuck happened, bro?" gamzee sexed.
" Nigga, is Kurloz still around here? "
Gamzee sexed his head, " Yeah..why motherfucker?"
" You fuckass! wee nedd that mute crack head to fight with us! "
" Okay, he can come..who else we need?"
" You think Mituna and Cronus want to be gettin' it poppin?"
" Let's call them "
FONE TALK WITH DESPIRATION MAN:
Eridan: wwho the glub is this?
Karkat: Fuckass you know who bitch this is!
Eridan: Oh karkat its you. guess wwhat!
Karkat: what fuckass...
Eridan: i bought new weave today and it has purple highlights.
Karkat: eridan i don care right nao.
eridan: then wwhat is it you wwant?
Karkat: SOME BITCH NAMED TEREZI TEXT ME SAYING THAT GAMZEE HER MAN AND NOW SHE WANT TO START SOME SHIT TOMMOROW AND GET GAMZEE BACK!
Eridan: Wwell, me and Cronus wwill be there!
Karkat: Good fuckass see you tommorow.
(PHON HANG UP )
FON TALK WITH SOLLUX:
Sollux: who ith thith
Karkat: Me fuckass. Don't you know a bong phone whin you know it?
Sollux: Oh so what do you want kk?
Karkat: SOLLUX, YOU WON'T BELEEVE THIS CRAY SHIT.
Sollux: what is it kk?
Karkat: SOME BITCH NAME TEREZI TEXT ME RIGHT? SAYING THAT GAMZEE HER GIRLFRIEND AND THAT SHE WANT TO FUCKASS SHIT ME TOMMOROW NITE.
Sollux: kk...you cereal?
Karkat: I AM CEREAL AS STROKE FUCKASS!
Sollux: no one is gonna mess with my kk!
Sollux: we have to do osmething about this.
Karkat: COME AND BRING MITUNA WITH YOU. CRONUS AND ERIDAN IS COMING. AND MY BROTHER IS BRINGING PORRIM AND DAMARA. WE ALL BOUT TO GET IT POPPIN' WITH THESE FUCKASSES!
Sollux: Im gonna tell Tavros to bring Rufioh now.
Sollux: kk equius gotta know about this shit.
Karkat: Imma tell him now!
( HNG PHON BONG )
EQUIUS:
Equius: D- Yes?
Karkat: Equius!
Equius: Karkat, what is wrong?
Karkat: Equius my home gurl, you wont believe what happened!
Equius: Yes, I heard. The lowblood just called me about it.
Karkat: Yeah, you bringing your brother horuss with you?
Equius: Karkat, I'm already on it. Just Nepeta's sister meulin about it. She will arrive tommorow.
Karkat: Thanks, fuckass. We're about to get it poppin! She better bring her deaf ass out to start swinggin'.
( TALK END )
FINALE ON THE WAY.