A/N: So yeah, this chapter almost didn't get out tonight. You guys are pretty lucky ducks. Anyways, if this isn't the best, it's only because it's late at night here… and I'm tired… so just be grateful you're getting one, and tomorrows will be better :D (actually, I won't have time to write one tomorrow…. so sorry…)
Disclaimer: I do not own. Wait… what don't I own again? Ahh! Panic! I forgot what book I was writing for… hmm… oh! HP! Durr.
As James should have guessed long before now, Lily gets a little angry sometimes. Especially when it comes to arrogant pricks and toe-rags.
"JAMES POTTER!"
"Ohhh shoot. She's mad."
"Told you she would be."
"He's right, you shouldn't have stood her up."
"She doesn't even like me anyways! Why should she care?"
"She cares because she gave you a chance, and you stood her up!"
"Yeah, I mean, I don't say this often, but I think Sirius is right for once."
"See! Even Moony thinks I'm right!"
"Well… but… I had Quiditch!"
"You could have told her that."
"But you didn't."
"And now she's mad."
"Really mad."
"Thanks for stating the obvious guys."
"No problem. Here she comes now."
"JAMES! You told me you would meet me at the library last night. And I believed you. So not only are you a bully and a loser, but you are a liar too."
"Ouch."
"Yeah. And if I'd have known the only reason you stood me up was to prank Sev, I never would have said yes to start with."
"Wait, I never pranked Snivelus."
"His name is Severus."
"Yeah, but I didn't prank him! I was at quiditch practice. I swear."
"Swearing is bad James…"
"Oh shut up Sirius."
"Someone pranked him! And he said it was you guys."
"Oh, hey James, did I forget to tell you we pranked Snape last night while you were at Quiditch practice."
"Oh, no… I guess you forgot to mention that detail."
"He's in the infirmary right now. Why don't you go visit him Potter?"
"She's mad."
"Really mad."
"Now's when I'd start cranking out the compliments."
"Wow! OH my gosh."
"What?"
"Your eyes. They make the stars look like they aren't shining."
"Thanks?"
"And your hair. It falls perfectly without you trying."
"Thanks?"
"Hey James, isn't that a line from a song?"
"Say what? No. No absolutely not. At least, not yet."
"Not yet?"
"Yeah. Not yet. Hey Lily! You know what? If I had to write a song about you, I'd call it 'You are Amazing, Just the Way You Are.'"
"Kind of long for a song, don't you think?"
"I think it's sweet."
"I don't. James, you can't win me over with stupid compliments."
"Whoa! Look, it's a goddess! Wait, never mind, that's just Lily Evans Potter."
"Lily Evans Potter?"
"Uhh… oops. Did I accidentally add the last part on?"
"Lily Evans Potter?"
"I thought you only called her that when she wasn't around."
"Lily Evans Potter?"
"You are amazing, just the way you are?"
"I'll give you ten seconds to shut up."
"You have to admit it has a good ring to it."
"One."
"She's getting really mad."
"Two."
"But it's kind of cute!"
"Three."
"It sounds perfect. Lily and James Potter!"
"Four."
"I think we should name our kid Harry."
"Five."
"What do you think Padfoot?"
"Six."
"I think it's a stupid name."
"Seven."
"Aww! But I think it's cute!"
"Eight."
"See, Moony agrees with me."
"Nine."
"Here she goes."
"Ten."
"RUN!"
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
"I don't think that's a very useful spell in this case…"
"But I can't think when I'm angry!"
"I don't get why you're so mad."
"Hey look! He's floating! Ooh, oh. Owch. There he goes. Into the lake. Man, this is better than Disco."
"Disco?"
"It's a Muggle thing."
"Eww."
"Offensive!"
"Think he'll be okay?"
"Probably not."
"Cool. See you in Herbology."
"Cool, later Lily!"
"By Sirius! By Remus!"
And that's when the author decided to add some descriptions to make the story fit guidelines. Lily was happy. James was still alive. All was well… or something like that.
A/N: There! Finished just in time. Don't have time for a lengthy authors note, so I'll just tell you how much I love you guys. I probably won't write until next Monday, I'll be gone all weekend winning medals at a speech competition. (I made state!)
Thanks!
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