Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Glee. I decided to make this a short funny chapter! Well I think it's funny. I've had this idea for awhile so why not put it in!
Chapter 10
Granddad? Michael Jackson? What the heck
Finn and I walked to lunch together hand in hand. When we got to our usual table with the rest of our friends we sat down and I turned to smile at him, he smiled back.
Our staring was interrupted by Brittney.
"I made some cookies!" she announced, and took out a large container filled with cookies.
"yay!" Finn exclaimed and reached for one. he handed one to me too.
"Thanks, Britt what's in these?" I asked.
"peanut butter, chocolate chips, flour, milk, sugar," she was going to continue, but Artie cut her off.
"ok, dear, we get it," he said and she smiled at him.
"I've never had peanut butter," I say awkwardly.
they all looked at me in shock except Samantha, Finn and Kurt who knew I was a vampire and was very picky on foods.
"never?" Cedes asked, and I nodded.
"Then try it" Tina urged, they all stared at me as I took a bite.
"well?" Puck asked after I had swallowed.
It tasted like human food. "they're delicious Britt," I say to her, with a polite smile.
She smiled hugely. "thanks my ducks taught me the recipe!"she says and takes a bite of her cookie.
We stared at her for a second, and then continued our conversation.
After a few minutes my throat started hurting really bad. I just went hunting yesterday, am I thirsty already?
Kurt looked over at me and gasped "Oh my God, what's wrong with your face!" he exclaimed and reached to touch it, I moved away.
Finn looked at me panicking. "are you allergic to something?" he asked franticly.
I thought about it, I had the same thing for lunch that Grandma has been packing me for lunch since kindergarten… wait it must be the cookie…
"I think I am allergic to peanut butter…" I say embarrassed. It was getting hard to breathe. I coughed.
Everyone looked panicked, unsure of what to do.
"I'll take you to the nurse" Puck said standing up. I could tell he was trying to be calm and take charge.
"no I will," Finn said standing.
Puck opened his mouth to protest, but Finn spoke. "she's my girlfriend," he said simply.
Puck sighed, and sat down.
I looked up at Finn,
"It's ok, Emmett is home I'll call him," I say.
Man my throat hurts! It's a good thing I can hold my breath for up to five minutes. thank you vampire genes! I pulled my phone out before Finn could say anything. He answered on the first ring.
Why do you have your phone out at school? Ha. trouble maker just like your uncle
Em, I need you to come get me,
Why? And what's wrong with your voice?
Apparently I'm allergic to peanut butter. I need you to take me home and when you come and you bring like an antidote or something, please hurry it's getting kinda hard to breathe
Oh *censored*, I'm on my way! Don't worry Carlisle keeps that kind of medicine stuff here, just in case. Who fed you peanut butter? Didn't Rose tell you not to try new things without us there! Like the time you ate-
Emmett I got to go
No don't get off the phone-
I hung up the phone quickly, my voice was getting worse and I knew he would flip out each time I coughed or something.
"He's on his way," I told a nervous Finn.
"tell Mr. Shue where I am," I tell Tina.
Finn and I headed for the parking lot. I rode with a friend today so I wouldn't be leaving my car.
I hope Uncle Em remembers to bring the extra strong needle; a regular needle would snap and wouldn't puncture my skin.
I watch as his large jeep speeds towards us.
Emmett jumps out of the jeep with a large syringe in his hand. He runs over and shoves it into my arm it almost immediately heals my throat and I could feel the hives on my face begin to fade.
"ow! You could have warned me!" I shouted once he had injected the medicine.
"Well I know you don't like needles so I decided to do it quickly," he said with a goofy smile on his face.
"Does that mean you get to stay?" Finn asks me hopefully.
Emmett stood in front of me. "I am going to take her back to base for surveillance," Emmett says in a weird voice, as he threw me over his shoulder.
He starts for the jeep. I smile at Finn "bye!" I call. He waves a little.
Once we were home I headed for my room, but as I walked upstairs I felt ill.
I went straight to the bathroom and threw up, Emmett stayed with me and held my hair back as I was sick. When I was done I tried not to cry, but tears fell from my eyes.
"It's ok, it's normal for you to get the peanut butter out of your system," Uncle Em soothed as he held me.
He started to carry me to my room but when we passed my grandparents' room when we heard something… singing? Grandma is out of town, off helping plan the Denali wedding that is tomorrow, so I guess it's Granddad.
Emmett put me down and we both pressed our ears to the door to hear, and gasped when we heard the song he was singing.
(Carlisle singing. Renesmee thinking to herself)
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You're out of time
There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Tears streaked my face from laughing so hard. I kept quiet but couldn't stop the silent laughing and crying from laughing. I looked over at Emmett, he had the same look on his face that I had, if he were human his eyes would be filled with tears Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial That this is thriller, thriller night 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night (I'm gonna thrill ya tonight) I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby The foulest stench is in the air And though you fight to stay alive
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen
I'll make you see
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, ow!
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'alls neighborhood
I'm gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin'
Thriller night, baby, ooh!
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller!
When the song was over Emmett lost it, he fell on the floor laughing so loud the house shook, or maybe it was laughing too.
Granddad opened the door his face was shocked and embarrassed, if he were human he would be bright red.
Then I saw his outfit, the exact red one from the Thriller music video.
I screamed/laughed loudly, and fell on the floor next to Emmett and sobbed/laughed.
"I thought you were at school!" he nearly shouted at me, "and you!" he shouted and pointed at Emmett, " said you were going to 'Home Depot' with Jasper and Edward!"
Emmett continued laughing while he shook his head. "Renesmee" laugh "allergic" laugh "peanut butter," he said. We continued laughing. Then we took deep breathes trying to control ourselves, and stood up.
He glared at us, then sighed and looked down at his feet, "please don't tell anyone," He said in a whisper.
Emmett and I looked at each other, we knew we were thinking the same thing… blackmail.
We nodded at each other, and Granddad's eyes got wide.
"You wouldn't… not you. my sweet granddaughter," he said looking at me half pleadingly. I smiled my evil smile I learned from Emmett.
"We won't tell," Emmett began.
"on one condition," I continued.
"You don't tell Edward that I am taking Renesmee sky diving after the wedding," Emmett said starting to walk around Granddad.
Granddad's eyes got huge. "you're taking my granddaughter skydiving?" he asked angrily.
"I know, I know, if it were anyone besides myself, I would freak out too, but don't worry you can trust me," he said, but granddad shook his head.
"please Granddad," I said, bringing out my puppy dog face, "I really want to go, Uncle Emmy will take good care of me, please?"
I asked my lower lip quivering. He looked helpless, I knew this trick would work, I've been using it on my family my whole life, and it has never failed.
He sighed in defeat. "yay!" I squeal and hug him, "thank you Granddad!" I headed for my room when I heard Emmett talking.
"would you like me to make a list of the other conditions?" he asked nonchalantly. I laughed and Granddad groaned.
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That afternoon after my nap, I went downstairs to find Emmett and Granddad in the living room.
Emmett had a pen and paper in hand and was writing nonstop, while Granddad was staring at the coffee table. It was covered in hundreds of sheets of paper all with Emmett's conditions written on them.
I heard cars pull into the driveway and Emmett rushed to grab all the papers. I helped and we ran them up to granddad's office. We were back down in seconds.
Emmett plopped down on the couch and I quickly sat on his lap.
My parents, uncle Jazz, and my aunts walked in with smiles on their faces. Emmett and I smiled back at them innocently. Granddad, who was sitting on the recliner, put his face in his hands and sighed.
Everyone looked at him.
"bad day at work?" aunt Rose asked him, and he nodded.
"so Emmett, Renesmee, what did you two do today?" my aunt Alice asked as everyone made themselves comfortable in the chairs and the couch.
"ohhh, nothing," we say at the same time.
Then we looked over at each other and started to hum 'Thriller'. Granddad
Looked up to glare at us and we burst into laughter.