Liar Liar Pants on Fire

A/N:

I know this is a very short chapter but don't worry. I am already about a quarter of the way into the next chapter.

Many of you guessed at last chapter's incorporated quotations. Those of you that got it correct were rewarded with your own stab at incorporated quotations for this chapter.

Past quotes were:

"Eeew!! Bella! How could you have that much strawberry sauce?!?" Alice explained while she pretended to throw up to an amused Rosalie and Esme. . Rosalie. Hale.

"Alice, why exactly were you dreaming of me with an afro?" - krish-x

"Esme, don't you think it would be a good idea if Isabella sleep in your room 'cause I'm afraid Alice here would rape her." - iTunes-Crazy

This week's winners are:

gravity5

xXxZellyxXx

I also had to throw in an awesome quotation from krish-x.
Guesses as to which quotations I had to incorporate from these guys??

Disclaimer: I own nothing. I don't own Twilight or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or the fangs made of soap. I'm not sure if I own the vampire rubber chicken but I am owned by that whip. :D

BPOV:

It has been over a week since Christmas. I must say that I like the way the Cullens celebrate theirs. With time being so fluid, they have made each year different with gag gifts.

They were all quite funny. Katrina got Edward a picture frame with a picture of Angel from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series. The bottom had an engraving that said, My Idol: The Original Broody Vampire. Edward retaliated with a soap shaped like vampire fangs for Katrina.

Carlisle got a very naughty whip from Esme which made the whole family's eyes go wide in surprise. Carlisle got Esme a rubber chicken with two red puncture holes on the neck. Classy Carlisle.

Emmett gave Rosalie a giant motion detector customized mirror that says "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest maiden of them all?" every time a person walks by. Everyone can tell that Rosalie absolutely loved it. I remember the times when I thought of her as such a bitch but that seemed like a foreign thought to me because she had made the last week quite memorable.

It was the memory of Emmett's present that really got me grinning like a fool.

I remember how he opened the box and in it was a giant blue ball.

"You got me a giant ball of Bubblewrap for Chirstmas!! I love you!!"

The giant of a man exclaimed loudly at Rosalie before going over there and giving her a hug. We were all puzzled at how excited he was. It was just bubble wrap after all.

It was then that Emmett started popping the little bubbles and giggling like a girl at the sound when everyone began to erupt in laughter at his amusement.

"What? I love bubble wrap." He looked confused and a little upset.

"I know baby. That's why I got you a ball. Let's go play with it, shall we?" Rosalie looked at her adorable bear before leading him upstairs.

Everyone in the room knew what was coming and it looked like everyone wanted to gag.

The thought of them "playing" wiped the smile of my face quickly and it was then that I noticed Alice was across the room staring at me with her head tilted, confused.

APOV:

She seemed to be very focused then she was smiling as if a memory was amusing her but when the smile was wiped off her face, I got worried. Is she upset?

"Alice." The smile returned when she said my name and I made my way to her.

Whatever it was that was bothering her must be gone now because she gave me a tight hug before looking up at me.

We were interrupted then as Rosalie came running in with Emmett in tow.

"So, Emmett and I were just talking and well, we wanted to ask you something." She looked at Emmett and he looked absolutely lost. Rosalie sighed before continuing her thought.

"So Alice, I was wondering if Isabella could sleep in mine and Em's room, from now on." Rose asked.

I looked at her. As if I was going to let that happen.

"God no, like I want her virgin eyes to see what goes on in your room. God she'll be having nightmares!"

I shivered at the thought.

"Hey!! Come on!! We'll behave." Emmett whined, after seeing Rose's disappointment.

"No way. Isabella stays with me." She looked down at me quickly again.

"It's okay Uncle Emmett. We can still play together but I like sleeping in Auntie Alice's BIIIIIG bed."

Bella's words seemed to have changed Rose's mind. This child could get away with anything!!

"All right little one, I will forgive your Auntie Alice for being so mean but only because you are such a cute little angel."

Rose looked at Emmett then walked away mumbling something about going to her car. Emmett looked at me and I nodded, giving him permission to take Bella and play.

"What do you want to do today little one?" Emmett's voice was almost child-like.

Bella only shrugged at him.

"I have a plan!!" Emmett's voice boomed out in excitement as he picked Bella up and spun her around.

Edward appeared saying, "Can you tell me what the plan is without using the words platypus, coconut, or Michael Jackson?"

"No." Emmett looks down in disappointment.

I was confused.

"Emmett here wanted to gather the family for a game of charades. You know how we always end up with the word platypus, his uncanny ability to re-enact coconut throwing monkeys and his love for doing the Michael Jackson moonwalk every time he wins a round? Yeah."

Emmett tried to hit Edward on the arm but Edward read his mind and moved at the last second.

"I hate it when you read my mind." Emmett just grumbled.

"Uncle Emmett. Can we just go outside? I want to play in the woods!!" Bella bounced towards the door.

Emmett looked at me for approval and I gave him a nod. I will catch up with them in an hour. Bella should be safe enough with Emmett.

As they walked out the door, I caught Edward looking at me strangely.

BPOV:

I needed fresh air.

Emmett put me down and proceeded to try to play hide and seek with me. I hid well but my human scent could not be turned down so he found me quickly.

I had a harder time finding him. My little head was too pre-occupied with the problem at hand. I was tired of being a child. I needed my old form back desperately. I needed to find a way to figure this out.

"Bella!! Where are you? Time to go back inside. Auntie Alice wants to talk to you!!"

Emmett's voice sounded far away. I sighed and began to run towards his voice.

I snagged my foot on a root and tripped forward. I was having an old Bella moment. I braced for the impact but instead of hitting the ground, I felt cold arms catch me.

"Thank you Uncle…"

I stopped at the sight of Demetri, the Volturi Guard.

My lies have finally caught up to me.

I did what every little human girl could.

I screamed.

A/N: I know it was short and I left you all at a very interesting cliffy....I hope you all still love me. Until next time!! - Ansacht