Skater Girls And Playboys
Chapter Ten
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'BEEP! BEEP! BE-'
Tenten groaned as she slammed her fist on the SNOOZE button. "Ugh. I hate you. I hope you fall in a ditch and die you son of a-"
'HEY! Guess what today is? It's Tuesday! Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!'
'It's barely Tuesday?! Ugh, kill me now! And are you drunk or something?'
'No, stupid! It's the first day of practice! And I'm not drunk! '
'Uh, what practice?'
'Oh my- are you really that stupid? Ino's 'genius plan'! Remember?'
"Ohhhhhh!"
'So if you're not drunk, are you high?'
'Stupid panda.'
'Shaddup you stupid son of a-'
'Buh-bye!'
Tenten groaned as she sat up in bed. She looked around her room. It was so awesome.
The walls were checkered green and black. On one side of her door has a huge scroll in the middle of unraveling painted in silver. On the rest of her walls were all sorts of weapons painted in silver; kunai, shuriken, senbon, katanas, you name it.
She hopped out of her bed and took her uniform out of her closet. She glared at it, hoping lasers would shoot out of her eyes and burn it. She sighed. A girl could dream, ne?
She slipped off her pajamas and slipped on the horrid pieces of fabric that they called a uniform. She grabbed her knee socks and pulled them on before slipping on her shoes. She walked out of her room and glanced down the hall. Her eyes widened. The bathroom door was wide open; empty. Unoccupied. Vacant. Another word that meant the same thing as empty.
She ran down the hall towards the bathroom.
"YOU FLIPPIN' PANDA, THE BATHROOM'S MINE!"
Tenten glanced back and saw Ino chasing her. 'Fudge.' She pulled out a kunai from out of nowhere and threw it at blonde. Ino shrieked and ducked as the kunai flew over her head.
"YOU WITCH! YOU ALMOST CUT MY HAIR!"
Tenten rolled her eyes and dove into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her and locking it.
"Hehehe. Sucke- HOLY SHIZ!" Tenten pressed her back to the door as Ino pounded on it, almost breaking it down.
"LET ME IN! I need to take a shower!"
"You should've taken one last night, like muah!"
"Shut up, Panda!"
"Shut up, PIG! Go suck a duck!"
"...A duck?"
"I dunno know. The Uchiha's hair came into my mind..."
"...Why?"
"I dunno know. Probably Sakura cursing his name all the time."
"Oh... Well hurry up. I needa tinkle..."
"Tinkle?"
"Just hurry up! I gotta pee!"
"Whatever." Tenten got up and tied her chocolate hair up into two buns. She quickly brushed her teeth before cautiously unlocking the door. She opened it and jumped out of the bathroom, watching as Ino ran in.
She rolled her eyes and headed downstairs, hoping Hinata was already up making breakfast. She grinned as she walked into the kitchen to see that Hinata was making breakfast. Yum.
She looked around and noticed Sakura on the couch twirling a strand of her pink hair. She plopped down next to her and grinned.
"Why are you grinning like that?" Sakura asked nervously.
"Oh, just thinkin' about the plan." Tenten answered excitedly.
"Oh! Yeah, so once Akira finishes we'll start, right?" Sakura questioned, her green eyes sparkling like emeralds.
Tenten nodded. "I can't wait!"
"Can't wait for what?" Ino questioned from behind the two, struggling to put her hair up in a ponytail.
"Your 'genius plan,' which I hate to admit, is genius." Sakura said as she helped her friend put her hair up.
"Thanks! And of course it's genius! I thought of it!
"Uh, sure. That's why it's genius. Whatever makes you happy, Ino." Tenten stated as she walked to the kitchen to help Hinata set the table.
Ino and Sakura followed her and sat down at the table. They started to drool at the sight of all the food. Pancakes, eggs, bacon, waffles, and...were those crepes?! The two girls didn't even know if crepes were meant for breakfast, but they didn't care at the moment.
"You guys better hurry up, we have to leave ten minutes," Hinata informed the three girls, "I already ate."
Their eyes widened and they quickly started stuffing their faces. Seven minutes later, they were jumping from rooftop to rooftop, knowing it would take less time than skateboarding.
Once they arrived, they ran to their class, but stopped once they realized something very important.
"Kakashi's always late! Why are we running?" Tenten stated as she skidded to a stop.
"We are so stupid," Sakura said as she face-palmed.
"Speak yourself," Ino said, "I am very smart."
Sakura blinked before she started laughing. "Oh gosh...that's...that's funny Ino...really funny!" She choked out.
Ino huffed and turned around. "I'm smart! Right?!" She questioned Tenten and Hinata.
"Sure you are Ino. Sure you are," Tenten said as she started walking to class.
"Were you being sarcastic?! You were, weren't you?!"
"You were wrong!" Naruto accused the lazy boy.
"Wrong about what?" Shikamaru asked, laying down on Kakashi's desk.
"The roses! You said girls loved roses, but all I got was flipped over!" Naruto said re-enacting the scene in the lunchroom.
"Well, you did it wrong," he said.
"Nu-uh! Teme and Neji got rejected too, and they never do anything wrong!" Naruto said pointing at the two prodigies standing by the door.
Shikamaru groaned. "Look, when Ino gets here, I'll show you how it's done."
"They're coming," Sasuke alerted the boys.
Naruto smiled smugly and stuck his tongue out before going to his seat. Sasuke and Neji quietly followed.
Shikamaru sighed as he got up. "Troublesome..." He watched as the guys went to go distract the other girls.
He grabbed the rose and walked up to Ino, who was trying her best to ignore the boys.
"Hey, Ino?"
She scowled. "What do you want?"
He handed her rose, "Will you, the hottest girl in the school, go to the dance with me?"
She blinked. "Wow, I'm flattered that you think I'm hot..."
Naruto's jaw dropped. "What?!"
"...but I already knew that. And, no. I won't go to the dance with you."
Naruto laughed and threw his head back. "TOLDJA!"
Shikamaru sighed aloud, but inside he was fuming. 'Why won't she say yes, gosh darnit!'
'I know! I just wanna get in that skirt of hers!'
'Me too! She's being way too difficult!'
"Why not?" He asked annoyed.
"Because," Ino said standing up, "I don't want to. And, somebody's gotta put you in your place, and if no one's gonna step up to the plate, then I guess I will." She finished defiantly, before walking out of the class.
'Where's she going?'
'RRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!'
"Hey, has anyone Kakashi-sensei?" A random student called out.
Shikamaru blinked. Had he been so caught up in his task that he failed to notice the entire class come in? Nah.
"Way to go, Nara." Neji said patting his shoulder.
Shikamaru glared at him. "Hey, she kept the rose, didn't she?" He stated smugly.
Neji grunted. "Whatever."
Sakura sighed as Asuma wrote something on the board. She never liked fourth period. What ever happened to good ol' punching and kicking? And punching? I mean sure, it's fun to stab people, but it's even better when you hit someone with your bare fist, hearing the satisfying crack of the bone breaking and-
"Sakura!"
"Huh?" She answered dumbly.
Asuma sighed irritably. "Just answer the question on the board..."
Sakura blinked and started to scan the board. 'Let's see...what was the samurai's favorite weapon? Why are we talking about samurai?! We're ninjas, gosh dangit!'
"Uh, his...sword?"
"Yeah, whatever... You guys are dismissed...I need a smoke.." Asuma muttered under his breath.
Sakura smiled brightly. Sparring was her favorite class. 'Time to go smash some skulls!' She thought happiy as she followed Hinata out of the class.
"Hey Hina-chan!" She said happily as she approached the girl.
"Hi Saki," Hinata said off-handedly. She narrowed her eyes as she started to think.
"What's up?" Sakura asked the girl curiously.
"Oh, nothing. Just thinking about the plan."
"Ah. Well, gotta go bash some skulls! Seeya!" Sakura called as she ran into the room.
Hinata rolled her eyes. 'Doesn't she know we're in the same class?'
She sighed before heading into the room, only to be stopped by a pair of arms wrapping around her petite waist from behind. She narrowed her eyes and elbowed the not-so-unknown person in the gut.
"Oomf!"
"Keep your hands to yourself, Uzumaki." She said as she walked through the doorway. She quickly took her place at one of the sparring mats. She raised an eyebrow as a girl with orange eyes rushed over to her.
"You're Hinata Hyuga, right?" The girl asked disgustedly.
"What of it?" Hinata asked cooly.
The girl snarled. "You're the little brat that's trying to steal Naruto-kun from ME, Nanami Fu!"
"Okay, listen, Namaki-"
"It's NanaMI you little-"
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Anyway, nobody's trying to steal your precious 'Naruto-kun' from you. I would never dream of it. Seriously." She dead-panned.
The girl scoffed, "That's not Satsuki and Karin told me."
"Yeah, well, they're stupid. And so are you." Hinata said sweetly.
"You little- I'm gonna beat you so bad, you won't be able to-"
"Listen. You're all talk. Don't you know actions speak louder than words? If you're gonna fight me, fight me already. You've been yappin' away for the last thirty minutes. Hurry up!" Hinata complained.
Nanami pursed her lips, "Fine. But you asked for it."
"Finally!" Hinata said as she got into the Hyuga fighting stance.
Nanami ran at her, a kunai in her left hand. Hinata shook her head, 'So easy.'
As soon as the orange-eyed girl was close enough, Hinata grabbed her wrist, disarmed her, and flipped her over all in one swoop.
"YEAH! HINATA-CHAN! WOO HOO!" Hinata rolled her eyes at Naruto's cheering.
'What an idiot.'
'But you gotta admit, he is kinda cute.'
'Okay, eww.'
'RRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNGG!'
Hinata quickly walked out the door and headed to the cafeteria. She scanned the crowded halls and spotted a pair of familiar buns.
"Tenten!" Hinata call out, rushing over to the older girl.
Tenten turned around, "Hinata! Have you seen the others?"
Hinata shook her head. "No. Maybe they're already there," she suggested.
Tenten nodded, "Let's go."
They quickly grabbed their lunch and skateboarded outside. They headed to the big sakura tree and found Ino, Sakura, and Akira sitting there eating their own lunches. They walked over to them and sat down.
"Hey, guess what?" Ino asked excitedly.
"Uh, chicken butt?" Tenten asked uncertainly.
Ino pouted, "No! Akira finished them!"
Hinata raised an eyebrow, "Already?"
Sakura nodded, "Yeah, she finished them in class."
Akira grinned, "Yup! They're all done. Here, you can all pick." She layed the four papers on the ground for them to see.
They each grabbed a random one and started to read.
"Hmm, this seems like Tenten's style more than mine..." Ino said as she handed the paper to the brunette. They switched papaers and Tenten grinned, "Yup! I love this one!" She hugged the paper to her chest, "Hey, what's it called?"
Akira pointed to the bold words on top. "Oh...I knew that," Tenten claimed.
Ino scanned hers, "Oh mi gawd! I love it!"
Sakura and Hinata switched papers before nodding.
"This is perfect," Sakura mumbled to herself.
"Yeah," Hinata agreed silently.
"Hey, where's yours, Akira?" Ino asked innocently.
Akira waved her hands in front of her face, "Oh no. No no no no no. No. You just told me I had to write them. You never said anything about actually participating."
Ino rolled her eyes. "Oh come on. You didn't think I'd actually let you get away, did you?"
Akira looked down at her lap, "No..." She admitted sadly, and immediately started sulking.
"Good. Now, I'll ask again. Where's yours?"
She sighed and ran her fingers through her hair, "I guess I'll just come up with something else..."
Ino smiled brightly. "Grea-"
"Oh come on, Ino," Hinata protested. "She's had a rough week."
"Yeah!" Tenten and Sakura agreed.
Ino pouted, "But it won't be good unless she's in it."
"How 'bout me being in the background," Akira suggested. "Ya know, backup?"
Ino's face brightened. "Okay!"
'RRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNG!'
"Oh, that reminds me," Akira started looking through her backpack, "here. It's Sunday."
The girls each accepted a black envelope sadly. "We'll be there," they assured the black-eyed girl.
She smiled sadly, "Thanks."
"Let's go," Sakura said standing up.
They all hopped on their skateboards and headed back inside.
Tenten hummed to herself as she headed to Taijutsu. The others had gone to the bathroom, so she decided to go ahead.
'So, what do you think?'
'I like it, but your voice might kill the whole thing!'
'Hey, mi voice es tu voice! So shut up!'
'Nu-uh! I sound like an angel, but YOU sound like a dying kangaroo!'
'I do not! If anything, I sound like an angel and YOU sound like a dying cow!'
'Oh yeah? Well yo- WOAH. Major hottie alert! Weeh ooh weeh ooh weeh ooh! We-'
'EWW! MAJOR GAG ALERT! THAT THING IS NOT HOT!'
Tenten stuck her tongue out at Neji as he walked by her. He smirked and leaned closer to her face.
Tenten looked horrified. "Did you just lick my tongue?! EWW!"
Neji watched amusedly as she ran to the bathroom, all the while spitting and sputtering.
'She knows she liked it.'
Pp1147: Okay, sorry for the late update. Um, I have bad news. I won't be able to update for another two weeks or something. SORRY! I'm goin' to Mexico! Ehe...
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