More HETA stuff YAY! I'm running out of things to put in these opening author notes -_-
Disclaimer: You know the drill…
December 2, 2011
Bianca yawned as she woke up. She was still on America's couch, the country was still asleep on the other side of the couch. They had been up all night watching Alien Vs. Predators and Saw but Bianca fell asleep during Alien Vs Predator, mainly so she wouldn't have to watch it. She was terrified of aliens. Luckily, they don't exist….
"HOLY SHIT!" Bianca screamed and dove back under the covers, shaking. America jumped, now awake, and sprang out from under the blanket.
"Who what when why? Oh hey Tony." America grinned. Bianca peeked out from under the blanket. The gray alien was still there, staring curiously at her. America looked at the two and understood.
"Dude Bianca, don't be scared! It's just Tony, my best friend ever!" Bianca still didn't come out from under the blanket. America sighed.
"Sorry Tony. We were watching Alien vs. Predator last night… OW! Hey what was that for?!" America pouted as Tony threw a pillow at him. Tony put his hands on the hips and glared at America.
"Dude, you're not mad at me because I still have those movies, right?" Tony nodded and stalked out of the room. America sighed as Bianca slowly came out from under the blanket.
"Was that….a REAL alien?" She whispered. America grinned.
"Yup! His name's Tony and he's a cool dude. He never gets scared of the video games Japan sends me but he gets touchy about movies or games that have aliens in them because it's 'insulting' or something." America rolled his eyes. Bianca followed him out of the room into the kitchen."Coffee? Or Tea?" America made a face at the last option as he poured himself some coffee.
"Coffee. Tea's icky." America laughed as he handed her a cup of coffee. Bianca smiled gratefully and sipped the coffee.
"So, what do you want to do today?" America asked, taking a long sip of his own coffee and reading a newspaper. Bianca thought carefully.
"Hmm….I dunno! We could….OMG IS THAT A CARNIVAL?!" Bianca snatched the newspaper from America and looked at the front page. Indeed, there was a carnival today. America and Bianca exchanged a look.
"Get dressed, I'll get the car keys." America ordered. Bianca giggled and ran to the guest room where her clothes were and soon, the two were heading to the carnival. When they arrived, there were rides, games, and tons of food stalls. They walked up to a game booth that was a shooting game. There was a man there wearing a red shirt with a skull on it under a leather jacket and black pants playing. According to the teller, he had been undefeated for the last 10 games. They were about to leave when Bianca spotted one of the prizes: a giant stuffed teddy bear.
"Oh. My. God." She grabbed America's arm and pointed to the bear. He grinned and handed her some money.
"Go for it!" He encouraged her. Bianca sat down next to the man and handed the teller her money.
"I wanna try!" She told him. The man laughed. Bianca looked at him, he was smirking.
"Go back home to your mommy little girl, this game's for men." He scoffed. They turned, prepared for the game.
"Whoever shoots the most targets wins. Ready, set, GO!" The teller yelled. The two set off, shooting target after target. America cheered on Bianca, who gained the lead. Which, made the man angry. When they were near the end, there was one target left. The man shoved Bianca so hard she fell off the chair and he won. The man laughed as Bianca looked up at him. America was scowling too, helping Bianca up.
"Hey! That was dirty!" America said, folding his arms. The man raised an eyebrow.
"What are ya gonna do about it big boy?" Bianca sniffled, close to tears. America glanced at her, then back at the man. He put on a determined look and took out more money.
"My turn." He scowled. The teller accepted the money and quickly reset the game. The two men set off. America quickly gained the lead, hitting every target quickly before the other man could even see them appearing. Bianca giggled as the man struggled. Soon, the game was over, America dominating. The teller and the man gaped at the two as America took the teddy bear off the rack and gave it to Bianca, who squealed with joy.
"YAY! Thanks Alfred! I'm gonna call him… America the 2nd!" America laughed and the two headed off towards the rides. They were about to get in line for the roller coaster when America's phone rang. He glanced at it, frowned at the number, and flipped it open.
"Sup Artie. Uh…we're at the winter carnival downtown why? WHAT!? We're heading back to my place right now." America hung up and grabbed Bianca's arm, dragging her back towards the parking lot.
"What's going on? Alfred?" Bianca jogged to keep up. The two got in the car and America drove off, heading back towards his house.
"Apparently Sealand, you remember him? The little kid who totally spilled our secret to you? He was supposed to be going to England's today for a little brother bonding time. Usually he's with Finland and Sweden but they're settling a divorce right now so he's a little upset with them. Apparently he never arrived. England wants us to head over there and try to find him." America sighed. Bianca gasped.
"Oh no! I hope he's okay!" America laughed.
"He usually runs away whenever he has to go to England's. But I guess Iggy's a little freaked out because of what happened in Berlin and Russia… better safe than sorry huh?" Bianca nodded.
"Geez another plane ride? I'm gonna have such major jet lag after this." Bianca sighed. America laughed.
"Sorry about this. But I can't leave you by yourself. Rules and stuff." America reminded her. Bianca scowled.
"Don't remind me." the two drove in silence.
England: December 4, 2011
"Geez calm down England. I'm sure Sealand is perfectly ok. Just think, where would he go if he didn't come here or stayed in Finland or Sweden?" America asked for the millionth time. England was still panicking and Sealand hadn't been found since America and Bianca arrived yesterday.
"I have no bloody clue! I need a fucking drink." England headed into the kitchen, with America on his heels.
"No! You can't get drunk now we need to find Sealand!" America threw England over his shoulder and carried the protesting nation back to the living room. The two argued for a while.
"Did you look in Sealand? Like, the actual place?" Bianca suddenly asked. The two nations looked at her.
"Did we go search his old fort? Uh…." America glanced at England, who face-palmed.
"For the love of Flying Mint Bunny why didn't I think of that?!" England quickly stood up and pulled on his jacket.
"Yo Iggy! Wait for us!" America and Bianca jogged after him and the three headed to the harbor.
"Umm, how are we going to get to the fort in the middle of the ocean?" Bianca asked as England lead them down the dock.
"Well, I just so happen to have a boat here that Romano is letting me take care of since it's owner is currently….unavailable." England stopped in front of a boat that looked old.
"Uh…this boat looks a million years old!" Bianca stared at it. England laughed.
"It's in perfect working order. I have a feeling Annie would kill me from the afterlife if it got out of shape. Bianca, meet the Arsenius. Your great-aunt's boat." Bianca gaped at it. She slowly stepped onto the boat.
"No way. Opa said it was destroyed!" England chuckled and the two nations jumped onto the boat.
"Now, sit back and let the former pirate take control." America sat down next to Bianca, leaning against the side of the boat as England started the motor and they set off, heading for the abandoned fort. When they got there, America whistled.
"So, how do you expect us to get all the way up there?" Bianca asked, looking up. The actual deck itself was a good couple yards above the water level. England steered the boat around to the other side.
"Ah here it is!" America threw England a rope, which he used to tie the boat to the ladder. Soon, the three climbed up to the deck.
"SEALAND!? SEALAND ARE YOU HERE?!" America called as England helped Bianca onto the deck.
"SEALAND! COME OUT FINLAND AND SWEDEN ARE WORRIED!" England shouted. Bianca wandered off, exploring the deck. She had never been to the fort, so it was interesting. She suddenly tripped, falling flat on her face. She swore and heard someone else muttering.
"Ow! What the bloody hell are you doing here?!" She turned at the familiar voice and saw Sealand, rubbing his head. So that's what she tripped on.
"Sealand! There you are! England, Finland, and Sweden are all really worried!" Bianca held out her hand to help him up, but Sealand slapped it away.
"No they aren't! None of them care about me one bit!" He scowled and wrapped his arms around his legs, curling into a ball. Bianca frowned.
"That's not true! If they didn't care, why would they have called me and America here to find you?" Bianca asked. Sealand buried his head.
"England was the one who left me alone in the first place! To get anyone to notice me I had to sell myself on bloody eBay! And now…Dad and Mom are getting a divorce! They don't love each other anymore, why would they love me!? I'm just an annoying brat to them!" Sealand was crying now. Bianca sighed.
"Peter that is not true one bit!" The two looked up and saw England, frowning with his arms folded.
"Yes Finland and Sweden are getting a divorce, but they both still love you very much! They are worried sick about you and frankly so was I! And I did not abandon you! In fact, my citizen was the one who made you your own bloody country in the first place. Who do you think told him to do that?" Sealand sniffled and rubbed his eyes.
"You think…I'm a country?" England smiled and bent down to his level.
"I hate to admit it but after saving my butt many times from Germany, I have to give you some respect. You may be an annoying brat, but you're MY annoying brother." Sealand grinned and tackled England in a hug, taking the older nation by surprise.
"Can we go home now?" Bianca asked America, who came over to investigate the noise.
"Sure. Hey Iggy, we'll see you at Finland's Christmas Party right?" America asked. England grinned."I wouldn't miss it for the world. You sure you're leaving right now? I can always go make scones if you want." America paled.
"No thanks Iggy. RUN BIANCA!" He grabbed Bianca's arm and they ran, giggling to the boat.
"OY! You wanker wait that's our only way off!" England shouted. He and Sealand exchanged a look before running after the two.
Aww…. Poor Sealand. Yea Finland and Sweden (Countries) are not in the greatest of relationships (Idk if this is true though, I heard about it from one of my friends…) So yeah…
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