This last chapter is for Lady Lily of Darkness and A. E. Wilson. :) Enjoy!
The Cullen's where at the house, thinking over what they should do to get back at Jacob. They were tired of his jokes that insulted them. He insulted Carlisle, pretty much calling him stupid. Carlisle is clearly smarter then Jacob. Anyone without a brain would see that.
They knew Bella knew the most about Jacob so they turned to her foe the advice on how to get back, "Well, he told me that he has a companion in bed with him at night." She smiled and looked into the eyes of every Cullen, the ones that got insulted, plus Tanya. "Well his companion is none other then Mr. Teddy. He has to sleep with him or, Jacob said, he gets nightmares. Mr. Teddy scares them away from him." She finished, barely audible.
"Wow, what a little chicken." Jasper laughed and Emmett scoffed.
"You mean what a little pup." He chuckled and everyone was silent. Carlisle shook his head.
"Oh! And we could, like, shave off all his hair." Everyone's mouths fell wide open. Now would you really think Esme would say something like that? Well, those words just came out of her mouth. She wasn't even joked on! But the Cullen's all loved that other idea, too, even Carlisle.
"Oh, yeah. This is great!" Bella high fived Edward, then went around the circle, giving everyone high fives. After they went around Alice ran up into her bathroom, grabbing the hair shavers. She came down with one and Bella looked at her strangely and Alice whipped out three more from no where. "Great! This is going to be cool. So we are going to take the bear and shave? But wait. Jasper first will you get him mad so that he will shift then calm him down, so much that he falls asleep again?" Jasper nodded, "Then we can make sure that we get all his hair because I don't know where all that hair comes from." Bella shuddered, along with the others, "Anyway, lets get a move on!"
They all headed out the door and took to the woods because the cars would make to much noise and make Jacob wake up from his peaceful sleep, at least that's what they hoped he was doing. Because Alice couldn't see the future with werewolves they were going with luck. They were planning on sending Bella to his window, in case he was still up, then she could just say that she was there to visit. Now, I guess it was a little weird that Bella would be visiting at three in the morning, but this is the mythical world, what isn't weird?
They were hidden in the woods that were on the left side of Jacobs house. All the lights were off, but that didn't mean Jacob was actually in the house or asleep. So Bella snuck up to the house and scaled the tree that was near. She hung on to the end of the branch and looked in. His bed was on the opposite side of the room, across from the window. He was, luckily, asleep in his bed, all spread out in his tiny bed.
Bella motioned to Jasper so he could send waves of whatever you would call it, but it would cause him to, somehow, get out of bed and sleep walk outside, without knowing. But they were taking that precaution so that when Jacob shifted into the big werewolf he didn't take the roof off of his house and wake up Billy, totally screwing up their plan to get back at Jacob.
So Jacob slept walked out of the house, out in the front of the house, so Jasper went and brought him around back so no one would see him when he shifted into an oversized puppy, magically. Jasper really threw on the anger. He did it in waves, like tsumimi waves.
Jacobs eyes flashed open and he started shaking, vibrating. He hunched over and he was a werewolf in his backyard. Jasper threw on the sleepiness and he clasps to the ground and started snoring. Alice ran out of the woods with the shears, the cord draggin behind her and Bella groaned, "You didn't get battery operated cutters, Alice?"
"Do you think me so stupid, Bella? These amazing things are also battery operated." She smiled brightly. Alice handed out the four cutters, one for her, one for Emmett, one for Rosalie and one for Esme, since it was her idea.
While they went away at cutting his hair off Bella went to get his bear, Mr. Teddy. She thought about what to do to Mr. Teddy. She had no clue so her, Jasper, Carlisle, and Edward huddled up next to the half shaved dog and talked it over.
"Hang it in the tree by the neck and write a death note." Edward suggested.
Carlisle shook his head, "No, what we should do is rip it to pieces, then when he gets up tell him he has to my Mr. Teddy. When he finds one piece he'll be devastated. Then he find the rest and he'll try to put it back together, but will fail miserably."
Score two for the old vampires!
"Great idea, Carlisle! Do you want to do the honors of ripping it up?" Bella asked, handing the bear to him.
"Sure do!" He said popping the head off and catching it in the other hand. He handed it to Edward and proceed to rip both arms and legs off. That left the body, so everyone took part of the bear and ran off in different directions to hide them.
They all met back at the now hairless Jacob. You should see him. Instead of a giant dog he now looked like a giant mole. All wrinkly and ugly looking. He was now repulsive looking. I would love to see what the pack things of the modified Jacob. I smiled at the handy work and put a thumbs off.
"I think our work here is done." Emmett smiled and looked at the rest of us.
"No, we have to get him back to a human." Bella said then her eyes went wide, "Human!? How do we get him human again!?" She threw her hands up.
"I think we have hit an obstacle." Emmett stated the obvious.
"Um, just leave him out here?" Edward suggestion and everyone nodded and ran when Jacobs big, bald, wolfy head moved.
They all ran to the house, laughing the whole way. They thought this was the best way to get back at Jacob. Now he knows to never mess with the Cullen's again because we do bite back.
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