YESS, CHAPTER TEN.

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AN: stup it u gay fags (Oi. That is rude. People can't help being gay, you know.) if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! (I think I'll stay and take a nap in the corner.) ps it turnz out b'loody mary isn't a muggle afert al n she n vampire r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! (Um, Hermi – sorry, B'loody Mary was never a muggle. And you can't just… just SWITCH houses!)

I was really scared about Vlodemort all day. (Vlodemort. Is he Voldemort's good twin? Haha, get it? Because he can't the evil twin because Voldemort's already evil. Hahah, yeah, I'll shut up now.) I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. (…) I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Slipknot and MCR. (Nevermind that one is heavy metal, and the other two are pop punk/emo.) The other people in the band are B'loody Mary, (Oh, no.) Vampire, (Oh no.) Draco, (Ohno.)Ron (although we call him Diabolo now. He has black hair now with blue streaks in it.) (OHNO. THEY GOT RONALD TOO. Also; why Diabolo?) and Hargrid. (Who?) Only today Draco and Vampire were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. (lololol.) I knew Draco was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) (A steak? You mean I can throw my dinner at you and you'll die? :D Also: I thought Draco was just emo… er, goffik.) and Vampire was probably watching a depressing movie like The Corpse Bride. (Choose a better movie, Vampire. Like Inception. /shot) I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not. (Really? I would have never guessed that you weren't a slut. Everything about screams 'WHORE/BINT/TART/WHATEVER ELSE IS DEROGATORY IN THIS SENSE'.)

We were singing a cover of 'Helena' (Wat.) and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears. (AGAIN WITH THE BUSTING INTO TEARS!)

"Ebony! Are you OK?" B'loody Mary asked in a concerted voice. (/opera voice Aaaarrreee youuu okaaaayyyy?)

"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. (Well, derp. I think you're overjoyed.) And then I said. "Well, Voldemort came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Harry! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did go out with Draco. But if I don't kill Harry, then Voldemort, will fucking kill Draco!" I burst into tears. (Aww, don't cry. Everything will work out in the end because you're a Mary Sue.)

Suddenly Draco jumped out from behind a wall. (Not creepy at all.)

"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser muggle bitch!" (c is dat out of character?) (FUCKING POSER MUGGLE BITCH ISN'T A MUGGLE.)

I started to cry and cry. Draco started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying. (I cry, you cry, we all cry for… ice cry!)

We practiced for one more hour. (Great. While crying, right?) Then suddenly Dumbeldore walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache. (DUNDUNDUNDUNNN.)

"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (What haven't you done is more like it, amirite?) (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Ebony Draco has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists." (WAIT, I THOUGHT VAMPIRES COULDN'T DIE FROM SLITTING THEIR WRISTS. THEY HAD TO BE KILLED BY A CROSS OR A STEAK. I HAVE BEEN LIED TOO.)

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Ta-ta-ta~

Look, I know it's been FOREVER since my last update, and that's because ff-net was being a butt. So here. I'll finish eleven and twelve later.