Mister Mom

"Nanny McDead" (5/6)

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You're irresponsible, immature,

Incapable, ignorant, and yet,

You somehow managed to

Properly raise your child.

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Somehow, she survived childhood.

Her intellect is excellent,

She's a gorgeous young adult,

And even is responsible!

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Novels could be written to speculate

How you—as her mom and dad—

Could have possibly made her

Turn out as well as she did.

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And yet, you made time for her

Over your writing, your loves.

It's almost admirable, how you raised her.

That is, until you open your mouth.