Mister Mom
"Nanny McDead" (5/6)
.
You're irresponsible, immature,
Incapable, ignorant, and yet,
You somehow managed to
Properly raise your child.
.
Somehow, she survived childhood.
Her intellect is excellent,
She's a gorgeous young adult,
And even is responsible!
.
Novels could be written to speculate
How you—as her mom and dad—
Could have possibly made her
Turn out as well as she did.
.
And yet, you made time for her
Over your writing, your loves.
It's almost admirable, how you raised her.
That is, until you open your mouth.
