Dear Frasier
Chapter Ten
A/N: Okay, I know it's been way too long since I updated this, but I've had a lot of school work, 'cause I've started GCSE year. I'm really gonna try to keep up with things now, and PLEASE PM me until I post if I take this long again!!!
Hey there, Doc,
Well, it's wintertime. The saddest time to be alone. All the leaves have fallen and the clouds are settling in. So, how're you doing?
Me? Well, my wife left me because I was seeing another women, and then she left me as well. But I'm not too bad.
You know, I feel as though I've been on a spiritual journey. You know what the enlightenment is at the end? Women. You can't trust women. I've been spending a lot more time round at Gil's. It's strange, I haven't met his wife yet. The food's great, though.
As you may have heard, I was getting a tad more friendly with Dr. Lou. I really thought she was the one. Shucks, I still loved my wife! But it just wasn't fun anymore! We had a few laughs, got into a little trouble at the top of the Space Needle, but she wasn't putting enough coal into the fire, if you know what I'm saying! Then there was Doctor Lou! And she was young, pretty, blonde and she liked me! What was I gonna do, say no? Bah, like I could resist.
At first it was just a few flirty moments in the office, then an invite to go drink tequila at her house, and we both know what happens when I get tequila in me! I become purely irresistible to the female sex. And, boy, was she something! I could go into detail, but I don't want the person checking this letter for coded messages on how to escape prison to know that much about me. Maybe when you're out we could catch up some more?
Anyway, after that there was no stopping us. Except if my wife got suspicious, then we had to cool it down a little. I guess I should have seen it coming. I thought that Lou was the girl I'd be with for the rest of my life, and I just ignored the signs saying, 'No Kenny, she's not gonna be around forever.'
Nearer the end, she mentioned wanting to settle down. She wanted commitment, Doc! I could have left my wife there and then and been happy with Lou! But no. I just had to have the thrill, the excitement, of being a God to two women at the same time. How could I have been so blind?
Lou's gone now. I barely even see her at work. She doesn't even look me in the eye when I'm shaking the vending machine and she's chatting up the Australian who comes in to fix the copy-machine. We used to have such fun.
Now I hang baubles upon the tree with a darker mind set, something even the bright colours of fairy lights cannot penetrate. Well, I suppose I'm better off than you. Do you even have a tree? I hope they're treatin' you right in there. Maybe you'll even get a Christmas dinner?
I know your family are missing you. Your brother and his new wife say hello. She's getting pretty big now! I mean, she's gigantic! I don't envy that birth, I tell ya! They wish you a Merry Christmas. You're present will be waiting for you when you get out. Your Dad misses you too. He's popped round the station a few times, just to see how we're holding up without you. He doesn't show it, but he's breaking down inside. Although, it seems he's got a new woman to keep him on his toes. I've gotta confess, she scares me a little. You might know her. But I'll let that be a surprise.
Hold in there,
Kenny.
A/N: I hope you like it and it was worth the wait. Hopefully it's not too depressing. Just try and treat it as one of those times where you can laugh at another's misery! Hahaha! *a tumbleweed goes by* Anyway, please review it!! Tell me what you want out of the last few chapters. I've got a loose plan, but nothing's set in stone. Also, who do you think Martin's mystery woman is? So, press the little button down there, and see the wonders that come to those who review!! Thank you!