Hi!

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…..uh…

*Prepares knifes*

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Yeah yeah yeah. I've been gone! I've been busy.

This chapter im introducing two (well three but not really)

Sai and Minato! (And maybe Tsunade)

Disclaimer: Not Mine!

Shake me Down

They were sitting in a limozine opposite from each other. Orochimaru was lazily looking out of the tinted window, wine glass loosely dangling in his left hand. His appearance was unthreatening, but Itachi was anxious, scared even.

It had been a while since the old snake discovered that Sasuke was still alive and well. Finally knowing the secret that Itachi had tried so hard and so long to keep.

Orochimaru slowly brought the wine glass to his lips and drank it calmly. His yellow eyes finally moving to the tense leopard to his side. His lips morphing up into a mocking smirk around the glass.

"What is the matter, my pet?"

Itachi's tail was twitching with his pent up anger, but kept it hidden on the side where the other couldn't see it. Turning his head to the window, the raven answered his 'master'.

"Nothing."

Itachi as the many buildings and people blurred outside the car, creating a movie of blurs as they pasted his window. He wondered if he could survive if he jumped out of the car. Most unlikely. They were going at least 45 and the doors were always locked, on his side. Security if he would have to guess.

"We'll be at the showcase in about seven minutes, sir."

Orochimaru let out a pleased sound as he heard the driver's announcement. He flipped open his cell phone and called someone. Itachi already knew who the other man was calling.

His little dog slave, Kabuto.

God, he hated that physic son of a bitch. The other man was a hybrid like himself, a white wolf. 'Mutt is more like it.'When Orochimaru had taken him from the showcase those years ago, Kabuto had been his 'supervisor.;

More like ' If you try to escape, I'll pump you so full of drugs you won't even remember how to breathe.'

In short, they both hated each other with a passion.

Kabuto hated him, because Itachi got all of the snake bastard's attention and 'love'. Itachi scoffed at the thought. 'He can have the old snake.'

The leopard kept looking out the window, but was silently listening to the other man's conversation.

"Yes, what is the situation Kabuto?"

"Excellent we'll head out as soon as the showcase is over."

With that, Orochimaru shut his cellphone. The limo slowed down as they got the building, the driver getting out once the car came to a full stop to open the door on Orochimaru's side.

"Hopefully, you'll find a pet that suits your excellent taste, Orochimaru-sama."

The driver said as the snake exited the vehicle.

"Yes well…."

Itachi inwardly hissed as the older man pointedly looked at him as he slides to get out of car.

"Let's hope that this new pet is honest. Wouldn't want to break it now, would we?"

The leopard's blood ran cold, at the underlining threat in the snake's voice. He stood away from the car and slowly started walking into the Hilton hotel, hoping to the gods that Sasuke stayed safe.

Chemistry of a Car Crash

He had lost count on how long he had been in Naruto's room, but he didn't really care about stupid things like time right now. He still felt the stinging numbness in his body that he felt when Naruto left him. Naruto had rejected him. And what was worse, was that he was still suffering threw his heat.

He had a fever. Not needing to get a thermometer, already knowing by the dizziness and smoldering heat that seemed to make its home with him.

Sasuke was just lying there in the covers, not even bothering to untangle himself from the sheets that were no doubt encouraging his little heat stroke. He was hard, but didn't even flinch towards the offending appendage.

He knew how to masturbate, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. He was surprised he even knew how to breathe. If he would have to guess, he was in shock and denial. His body refusing to move, to try to make it all seem surreal, but it was all so very real.

Sasuke let his eyes drift half closed when he breathed in deeply.

'It smells like Naruto in here.'

His vision blurred and felt the water spill over the edges of his eyes as a few stray tears leaked out of his eyes. He didn't even blink, eyes never leaving the ceiling. A whimper made its way out of the back of his throat as the strong scent of the blonde made his penis twitch and harden, if that was even possible.

Sasuke pushed his thighs together to try to relieve some of the pressure, but it only made it worse.

Now he remembered why he was getting a fever. He needed to mate, or else he would get sick. But there was only one person in the world that he wanted to mate with.

The cieling fan was slowly drying the sweat that had gathered on his forehead along his hairline, making him shiver from the coolness.

Sasuke's eyes were drifting closed as someone rang the doorbell, but he didn't move. The person at the door knocked twice making Sasuke's ears twitch. There was a still quiet, which had lulled Sasuke to sleep, but his eyes snapped open at hearing the front door open, setting off the little beeping of the alarm. (It beeps every time the door opens)

The raven was sitting straight in the bed, ears perked and alert. Finally realizing, that he was all alone in the house. Jiraya had been gone for a while, and Naruto…Naruto left . The quiet sound of the door closing was deafening to him.

'How's here?'

Sasuke gripped the sheets around him until his knuckles turned white, and the heated sweat that covered his body turned cold. A few seconds later, a voice was heard.

"Naruto, you here?"

Sasuke didn't recognize the voice. It wasn't Jiraya or Neji. It was definitely male though. The voice sounded again, this time closer.

"Hello? Jiraya? Naruto? Anyone home? I don't want to be surprised by a dancing naked man."(1)

Sasuke listened intently as the creaking of the stairs could be heard; he was scared to even blink. The person's voice sounded kind, but he still didn't know who it was or what he wanted. There were footsteps in the hallway right outside the room, and Sasuke was watching the bottom of the door for the shadow of the man. The leopard held his breath as a shadow appeared and stopped at Naruto's door. There was a light knocking, and Sasuke did the first thing he could think of.

Hide him under the covers.

The door creaked as it was opened slowly.

"Naruto, you asleep?"

The man spotted the mound of blankets and walked over slowly. Sasuke all the while, was trying not to tremble. On any other day, he would have demanded who this mysterious person was and what he wanted, but after all the things that he had been through today, he was feeling extremely vulnerable.

The bed dipped on the side and Sasuke stopped breathing all together, curling into him.

There was a light chuckle from the other man.

"Hey come on sleepy head."

The man's hand came up to the top of the blanket and slowly started pulling it down.

"I haven't been home in forever and this is how…"

The sentence trailed off in the end. Instead of the head of unruly blonde hair that the man thought he was going to see was switched with a head of raven hair.

Sasuke kept his eyes closed, for some reason, afraid to see who the stranger was. He was about ready to pull the covers back over his head, hand a large hand snatched lightly behind his ear, making him relax a little.

"Well, you're certainly not Naruto. What are you doing here little guy?"

Gathering enough courage, Sasuke turned his head, wincing a little when the bright light assaulted his eyes. A second after his eyes refocused and the first thing he saw was blonde hair. Then blue eyes.

"Naruto?"

The other's eyes widened a little, before closing as he smiled playfully, snatching behind Sasuke's ear again.

"Sorry, no, but you're kind of right I guess. "

Getting over his initial shock, Sasuke started to notice the differences. This man was older, late thirties at most, his hair was longer than Naruto's, and his eyes weren't a deep blue, more like blue ice. He didn't have whisker marks on his cheeks either, but there was no denying the resemblance between Naruto and this man.

"Then….who are you?"

Sasuke asked after a while of staring. He was feeling uncomfortable with this stranger that looked so much like Naruto touching him, because it was causing reactions. The raven gently grabbed the hand that was snatching behind his ear and moved it away. Trying to fight off the blush, which he blamed of his temperature.

The man looked a little put off at having Sasuke take his hand off him, but gave a little heartwarming smile that painfully reminded the raven of Naruto's smile.

"Ha ha, yeah, you probably have no idea who I am right?"

The blank stare from Sasuke answered his question. He rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly and let out an uncomfortable chuckle.

"Well, I'm Naruto's dad."

Say Hello To The Angels

Kakashi sighed for about the hundredth time.

God he hated having showcases. All the contestants were since prissy premadonnas, who god help them if their tail wasn't curled just right. Not that he was doing the makeup, THANK GOD. That was what the stylist were for.

No, he was just one of the vets/doctors that checked to see that the hybrids were healthy before going on stage. He would never have even come to this stupid showcase if boyfriend, Iruka, wasn't one of the judges.

He was there for emotional support. If it was up to Iruka, all of the pets would win best in show.

He winced as he removed the rubber of the gloves from his hands. The last hybrid he had had tried to bite him for giving the little pup a shot. He should have reported her for rabies, not that she did. No one bites Kakashi, well except for Iruka. Cause let's face it, that's just fucking kinky.

At least this showcase was almost done, only had one more and he would be done for the day. He looked at his clip board and called in the next one.

" Sai, contestant number 47."

A young man with black hair and what used to look like a jacket and pants stood up and walked over to Kakashi.

"That'll be me."

The young hybrid smiled, but it was as fake as a play boy bunny's boobs. Kakashi stepped aside to let him inside the small office so he could do a mini physical. Looking over his information, he concluded that Sai was a black panther, human age: 17, Actual age: 2 yrs., Height: 5 10', weight: 125ibs, owner: N/A (N/A : not available)

Kakashi raised an eyebrow at the last one, but he didn't care so he let it go.

Grabbing his stethoscope from the counter, the gray haired man walked over to where the panther was standing and smiled as best as he could with his mask on.

"Now Sai, let's get this over with! The sooner the better!"

The other did the fake smile again, and Kakashi mentally twitched.

He checked all the key points and his vitals, and was happy to see the other was completely healthy and ready to go.

He checked his wrist watch and was happy to see he had only taken 30 minutes. Kakashi quickly wrote down his observations and turned to the black haired boy in the room.

"Well, you're as healthy as a horse! Uh…well the horse hybrid from earlier was pretty sick, so ….Yeah, you're good to go."

Sai smiled and nodded his head.

"Funny. Now I'll just be on my way."

The black cat strutted out, Kakashi following soon after happy to finally be done.

'Now off to see his beloved Iruka!'

He walked out of the back stage door, and leisurely made his way to his table where a close knit group of his fellow vet/doctors were. He quickly spotted the brown hair of his friend Stephanie; she was talking to an older woman with a redicously large bust with blonde hair. If he remembered right, the other woman's name was Tsunade or something.

He took a seat to the left of Stephanie, she still not noticing him. Kakashi saw that she had cut her hair, it no longer reaching her waist, but now just an inch from touching her shoulders. Kakashi let his eyes wander the room.

There was a lot of people here. The room was crowded and there was a loud applause from the hybrid that had previously been brought out. He finally landed his eyes on Iruka and smiled. Iruka looked excited with an adorable blush on his face. He was having fun.

The next hybrid came out, a female with long flowing white hair and white ears and a tail with black tips. She was a white fox hybrid obviously. She was still childlike, no more than 12 in human years.

There was murmuring from all around him, potential buyers.

The girl walked the full length of the run way and posed, letting the judges and the audience look at her.

"You know, sometimes I feel bad for them."

Kakashi was startled out of his staring at the female hybrid to looking at the blonde woman next to him. That was the woman that Stephanie had been talking to earlier. Kakashi turned his head, looking for the young brunette.

"Don't worry, she left early. Saying something about how this was boring her and wanting to get a drink."

Kakashi chuckled.

"Yay, sounds like her."

The blonde woman tucked a strand of blonde hair behind her ear.

"Sassy little thing she is, isn't she?"

Kakashi nodded. "What were you saying before?"

Tsunade looked back onto the stage where a new hybrid was entering already taking the place of the previous one. This one was a boy, about 14, dark blue hair and a long tail of the same color of blue feathers. This boy was a blue cockatoo. (2)

"I was saying how I feel sorry for some of these hybrids, because most of them are looking for owners, thinking that if they don't look perfect then no one will want them."

Kakashi nodded, understanding where she was coming from. It was true, that most of the pets were looking for owners while the others were just there to compete and upgrade their pedigree.

The next hybrid came out, it was the last boy he had worked on, Sai. His strut was confident and playful. Like he knew he had this competition in the bag, and who's to say he didn't. He was certainly a beautiful hybrid, but the fact that he was fairly common was not that impressive.

A flash of white caught kakashi's peripheral vision as Sai was turning around to go back behind the curtain.

It was a hybrid with white hair and glasses. He was making his way towards a table. A woman in another table blocked his view for a second, before finding the person again, but then the announcer's voice broke his concentration.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the judging has been complete. If you will please head out to the other room, we will announce the winners and after start the bidding."

The crowd stood and started to make their way to the room on the opposite side of where Kakashi was. He spotted the flash of white again and followed it to a man with long black hair with the appearance that strongly reminded him of a snake. He wouldn't don't if the man was a hybrid himself.

He was about to disregard the duo when he saw something that he thought he would never again see.

There next to the snake looking man and white haired hybrid, was a tall raven.

Kakashi felt his blood stop and everything in the room slow down, when the black eyes from across the room met his.

"Itachi."

Panic Switch

Itachi watched as Kabuto made his way towards them from the other side of the room. Orochimaru hadn't liked a single hybrid all showcase and was getting more and more frustrating. Just when the raven thought he would go insane from the nagging and whining, the last hybrid stood out.

Itachi felt disgusted as he saw the pure delight in the perverted old snake's eyes as he looked at the boy on the stage. He had short black hair with eyes, tail, and ears to match. There was a slight similarity between the boy on stage and himself.

Kabuto had finally made it to them and Orochimaru with a smile as big as the room filled his face.

"I want that one. He's absolutely perfect."

Kabuto took a second to glare at Itachi and bowed to Orochimaru as the announcer said for them to move into the next room. People were starting to walk towards them since they were close to the other room, and somewhere in-between the crowd of people and the end of the announcer's speech he heard it.

It was barely a whisper, but Itachi had he it.

"Send some men to go to the Uzumaki residence and retrieve Sasuke. If there is anyone that gives them trouble, tell them they are free to use force. Just that I want Sasuke alive."

Itachi stared wide eyed at Orochimaru, the other smirking knowing he had been over heard.

"Don't you know his brother misses him terribly."

A woman bumped into itachi's shoulder, making him turn. His mind was still processing what he had heard, not paying attention to his surroundings. When he finally snapped out of his state, due to a threat by Kabuto, he looked up to see a painfully familiar pair of dark eyes.

'Kakashi'

With another threat from Kabuto with a sharp tug of his arm, Itachi turned from the other. Disappearing into the crowd.

You See Yourself In Crowded Room

Neji was lazily dozing off on his bed, when the sound of his doorbell woke him up. He rubbed his tired eyes and looked at the time.

It was going to be7:30 p.m.

The doorbell rang again, and he sighed. Who the hell was at his house at this time?

After a while, he finally made it to his front door. The doorbell ringing for a fourth time. Which was really starting to tick him off?

Neji swung the door open to tell the person on the other side to fuck off, when he stopped.

Naruto was on his doorstep, smiling, but his eyes were red and swollen like he had been crying.

"Naruto, wha-"

"Neji, can I stay here for the night? I can't really go to my house."

Neji was startled by the interruption, but then he noticed something.

"Naruto, where's Sasuke?"

The sentence made the blonde flinch, something that Neji easily caught. Something had happened.

"Last time I checked, at home. Can I come in?"

There was desperation in the other's voice that broke the brunette's heart.

"But will Sasuke be okay by himself?"

Naruto looked down, hands shaking in his pockets. His head came back up again, smile in place.

"Yeah, he's a big boy."

OOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooh

I didn't make Naruto and Sasuke Make Up!

AHAHHAHAHAHHA! Aren't I just evil?

Yeah well…

At least Sai and Minato are now officially in the story!

Yay!

Sai is like one of my favorite characters!

And Minato has been postponed far too much.

I just didn't know what to do with him.

I cut my hair! :D

Lol remember when Jiraya was dancing naked in the kitchen.

I saw the movie Rio :3 I liked it! It was supper cute.

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