AN/ La la la la la la la, oh… Right, I'm not skipping through a field of poppies with the lion, the tin man, the scarecrow from my school's production of The Wiz (the dude that played the lion was fantabulous, the dude that played the tin man was annoying, and the guy that played the scarecrow annoyed me with his lack of ability to sing more than 2 octaves oh well, what could you ask for in a show? Talent? silly me) I'm doing this, reading and rereading Tara Gillespie's My Immortal (which by the way, totally ruins Evanescence for me. Listen to a few of their songs, they're fantastic but Tara hates them for some reason and decided to ruin their rep by writing this shit). Oh well, on to the disclaimer!

Disclaimer: I own this about as much as I own Alexander Ludwig's sexy-as-fuck abs… So not that much, although I wouldn't mind owning Alexander Ludwig's abs and his entire body… that'd be nice… siiiiigggghhhhhhh….. Hot. Onwards!

Chapter 13.

AN: raven fangz 4 gelpin Lolz, gelpin gelpin gelpin gelpin gelpinme agen im sory ah tok ur postr of gerard but dat guy is such a fokin sexbom! Yeah, I walk out of my friends' houses all the time with their posters

A note from my friend that's reading over my shoulder: tori.m actually walked out of my house with one of my shoes (just one, not a pair, just one shoe), a Canadian flag, and a star shaped candle so although she doesn't take posters she does take random objects from people's houses.

Back to me: Oh hush Emily!

PREPZ STOP FLAMIGNG! I'm FLAMIGNG! Lolz, how do you pronounce that? Flah-mig-ni-g

Vampire and I ran up the stairs looking for Dumbledore. We were so scared. Of what again? I got totally off track and totally forgot, oh wait. This is why re-reading the chapter before helps a lot, mkay RECAP: Volfemort (who sounds like a kickass dude) has Draco in bondage, whatever that means. I'm going to assume that means he has him tied up in kinky ways, yummm Draco tied up… Although I'm not into that kind of stuff, unless you are *suggestive eyebrow raised and suggestive wink* nevermind, pretend I never typed that…

"Dumbledore Dumblydore!" we both yelled. Dumbledore came there. Where exactly is "there"? And did he just like, apparate? Or what? "What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?" Tara insult #whatever Despicable Snob he asked angrily.

"Volsemort has Draco!" we shouted at the same time. Vol-sem-ort… lolz

He laughed in an evil voice. Laughter: now comes in an evil voice and in Mary Sue voice

"No! Don't! We need to save Draco!" we begged. No! Don't laugh, we must go save our poor OOC friend!

"No." he said meanly. "I don't give a darn Yet he's fine with calling people motherfuckers? Huh? what Voldemort does to Draco. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Ebony." I think Dumbledore's talking about them fucking against a tree and Ebony losing her "virtility" he said while he frowned looking at me. "Besides I never liked him that much anyway." then he walked away. What? The headmaster just kinda walks away even though a pupil whose parents are paying the school is missing and possibly "in bondage" he just walks away because he never liked the pupil? Dumbledore! Where have you gone and why the fuck did you leave this creep here?

Dumbledore: Oh hello there, how are you my dear child?

Tori.m: I'm so confused Albus Dumbledore!

Dumbledore: And why is that?

Tori.m: It's because I'm reading this terrible story written by Tara Gillesbie that completely ruins your rep as a good headmaster and a sane wizard, it's worse than Rita Skeeter

Dumbledore: That I doubt highly *reads "story"*. Oh galloping griffins! How could she do such a thing? It's a crime against humanity!

Tori.m: Yes, I know. Wanna go tell Voldemort that she said something about his nose?

Dumbledore: Won't he kill her?

Tori.m: *laughs evilly* Mayyyyyyyybe

That's the end of my little play/rant/insanity thing

Vampire started crying. "My Draco!" he moaned. (AN: don't u fik gay guyz r lik so hot!) No, not your gay guys, you write them really weirdly. Besides, I try not to find gay guys attractive, because I'm totally not their type…

"Its okay!" I tried to tell him but that didn't stop him. I imagine her kind of yelling at him "IT'S OK! JEEZ!" He started to cry tears of blood. Let's bring the poor Chosen One (whom you seem to have replaced, Tara, with your own Mary Sue) to the hospital wing to get the "tears of blood" thing checked out. Then he had a brainstorm. Reminds me of Sharkboy and Lavagirl when the little dude had a fight with the bully kid and the little dude's all like "Brainstorm" and the bully kid is like "Brainblast" or whatever "I had an idea!" he exclaimed. No dipshit

"What?" I asked him. Oh, you'll find out soon enough….

Harry Potter's Plan to get Hogwarts and the magical world back to normal:

Kill the Mary Sue to prevent her from causing more harm

Un-brainwash all pupils from their comatose/ "goff" state

Reclaim throne as "Chosen One"

Not have ever been gay with Draco Malfoy

Have scar changed back from stupid "pentagram" to normal lightning bolt

Use magic and wands because that's why everyone is living in a magical world

Have everything back to normal before the stupid author came and fucked everything up

"You'll see." he said. He took out his wand and did a spell. Then… suddenly we were in Voldemprt's lair! OMG NOT VOLD-EH-EM-PAH-ERT'S LAIR!

We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon Croon, verb: to sing or speak in a soft low tone

voice say. "Allah Kedavra!" All take out wands and praise Allah! Lolz
It was….. Voldemort! What's Voldemort doing in Voldemprt's lair? Shame on him!

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AN/ Not my best commentary yet, but there wasn't much to work with and it's getting late.

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Kisses,

Tori.m