Chapter 10: Symmetrits

"Kid, what the heck are you doing?"

Kid closed his measuring tape and looked down on me. "I'm making it symmetrical."

I pushed the picture to the side.

"Nooo! Morta!"

I jumped on his back, restraining him. "Take it like a man!"

We stared at the picture for a few moments.

"AUGH! So disgusting!" We squealed, and got on either side of the picture and fixed it.

"See? We can work together to make the world more symmetrical!" Kid's eyes sparkled at the thought.

I growled. "Dammit Kid! You've infected me!"

"Huh? With what?"

"Symmetritis!"

"Um, well, happy early birthday?"