A/N: Enjoy!
-Fangs96 Disclaimer: I do not own HP
Warnings: Voldemort's fury.
Way Number 10: Tell him you think his evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girly'.
After another night of (surprise, surprise) world domination and evil plans, I was beginning to feel kind of bored. I stayed behind after the meeting and I let out a very long, loud and most annoying yawn I could do. Voldy sighed.
"What do you want now Jack?" he asked in an annoyed tone.
"Well…no never mind." I said in a bored tone.
"Get on with it, I know you won't leave me alone until you say so." He asked impatiently.
"Alright but don't say I didn't say never mind before" I said grinning.
"Just get on with it." He replied.
"Look as much as I loveyour plans, I just think your losing your touch Voldy." I said still grinning.
"What do you mean?" he narrowed his eyes.
"I mean…your evil plans of world domination are starting to get girly." I said simply. "And I don't mean Bellatrix kind of girly, I meant like "I love sunshine and unicorns and pink" kind of girly."
His face went completely red. "What do you mean girly! Making Potter suffer is girly?!"
"Oh come on, let's face it. What would happen if you actually gained power?" I stopped him before he could reply. "Let's think…hm…You would make unicorn into an ice cream, you would paint Hogwarts pink, you'd force everyone to use nothing more than pink and…oh yeah, you undoubtedly want prince charming to declare his love to you."
Voldy was not red anymore; he had turned purple.
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I LIKE PINK?!" He yelled.
"Shall I name the items you have?" I started to chuckle.
"No." He snarled
"You have those hidden robes, your mirror, the hidden bed sheets…" I started to count them off laughing.
"ENOUGH!" And with that he walked out, leaving me dying of laughter once more.