It has come to my attention that I may not be very clear about who is still in the running for the million bucks. So, every episode, I will make sure that there is a list of who is here still. I will also post a list at the end of a chapter unless it is a reward challenge.

Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot: Alejandro, Jane, Noah, Ezekiel, Owen, Noah, Izzy

Team Amazon: Heather, Cody, Gwen, Sierra, Duncan

Team Victory: LeShawna

(Chris's POV)

"Paris! Turns out Jane was born in the bathroom in the Louvre about seventeen years ago! We had fun, being chased by a yeti, a bear, and a seriously ticked off seal! We had Jane working behind the scenes, helping her team lost, and sabotaging her competition. In the end, it was DJ who got the boot. Zeke hasn't said a word on air since getting the boot from his relationship with Jane. In the end, it was DJ who lost the tiebreaker, and took the epic plunge into his failure. Who will be kicked off this time? Will Jane screw up her relationship with Noah due to her obvious attraction to Alejandro? Find out here, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"

(Noah's POV)

"Hey, Noah, that stunt you pulled in Paris was pretty impressive. You're quite the risk-taker!" Jane said, her hand going up my arm. We were sitting in a couch in first class, Jane to my right.

"It was quite the adrenaline rush," I said. She laid her head on my shoulder and my eyes went to Zeke. He saw me looking and smiled. I could tell his smile was fake. I tapped on Jane's shoulder and she looked at me. I pointed to Homeschool.

"Aw, he seems sad. Should we talk to him?" she asked. I nodded. She stood up, dragging me along, and went over to Zeke with me in tow.

"Zeke, is anything wrong?" Jane asked.

"No, I'm cool. Just go hang out with your boyfriend, eh," he said.

"I'm going to the confessional," Jane said.

(Jane's POV)

"I feel sorry for Zeke. I just dumped him for Noah. Did I mess up?"

(Tyler's POV)

I was going to the confessional when I saw Alejandro go in before I got even close. He didn't close the door, so I hid by the door.

"Alejandro! Didn't I lock the door?"

"It is broken. So, you were born in a bathroom?"

"Yeah."

"You have a sister, right? Where is she?"

"In Canada, probably mocking me."

"You are not worthy of mockery. You are more suited for men to compliment you!"

"What? Well, I suppose. Noah always compliments me."

"Really? Always? The boy is a sarcastic one."

"What are you implying?"

"He is not the one for a beautiful foreign flower like you."

"Oh, wow. You do look great in what LeShawna designed for you in Paris."

"Thank you. I'll tell her you said that. You know your eyes remind me of the sky. They are as beautiful as the sky is vast."

They fell silent. I peeked in to see them kissing! I looked at the camera with my WTF face, then backed out of the room. I had to tell Noah. Zeke stopped me before I could get to him.

"What is it, Tyler?" he asked.

"Dude, I saw something!" I explained.

"Tell me later, but could you do me a favor? Could you tell me who it is about?"

"Alejandro and Jane," I answered.

"You will need to pay me back this favor when I ask for it, okay?" Zeke bargained. I nodded.

(Jane's POV)

The plane started going up and down. I fell on Alejandro and kissed him again. I closed my eyes and ran, then fell over as the plane kept moving. It stopped on the water and we were all pushed into the water. I never learned how to tread water, so I immediately began sinking. I felt a cushion hit my head and I grabbed onto it. I hung onto it.

"Welcome to Newfoundland, there, b'y!" Chris shouted from a boat.

"It's home to the world's most beautifulest host ever!" Sierra shouted.

"Thank you, Sierra! Now, you all need to go over to your boats over there and start rowing. Team I Am Super Hunky Dory Hot, since you're a team of seven, your boat is bigger than the others. Once you get to shore, the first two teams there will participate in the second part! Also, if you land any seafood on the way there, then you will get a special reward! Savvy? GO!"

The Song Bell rang.

Alejandro: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
Owen: I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster thermidor!
Gwen: I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
Heather: Row harder, faster, both of you. For the win, work up a thirst! Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Jane and Noah: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
Tyler: Izzy, you're a nut-bar, but you sure can catch a fish!
Izzy: Thanks, there, B'y, you're right kind to my partner, he's Irish. And if you want the next drill, he's all yours!
Sierra, Duncan, and Cody: Trying our best, Heather, our arms are getting fried!
Gwen: Heather, do you see?
Courtney: Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
Jane and Noah: It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
LeShawna: No, you can't catch me, with a sea shanty!

My team hit the shore first, with LeShawna behind us. Then, Team Amazon showed up.

"Teams Me Be Hot and Victory are participating in the next challenge! Team Amazon, you get to shuck clams!" Chris said, leading us to the cabin.

"You will be performing a traditional screeching-in ceremony! Owen and Izzy, you will each have to swallow a jug of apple cider vinegar! Then, Alejandro, Noah, and Jane will have to decipher a traditional Newfoundland saying spoken by my cousin, Jerd McLean!" A really short man with a red beard, wearing a raincoat and a matching hat, walked in.

"How's it going there, b'y?" he said.

"Then, Tyler and Ezekiel will then each have to smooch a cod. Like they mean it! Since Team Victory, a.k.a. LeShawna, is a team of one, she will have to do the entire relay herself. First one to finish wins!" Chris said.

"And, go!" he shouted. Owen and Izzy started chugging the vinegar, as did LeShawna. Izzy finished first, and then showed her disgust. Owen finished after that.

"Do you have anything back there in a balsamic? Maybe with a few chips on the side?" he said. LeShawna finished after that.

"Ugh, that stuff is rank!" she complained.

"Jerd, a saying if you would?" Chris said. The short man named Jerd said something that I couldn't tell.

"Ugh, that vinegar went right through me! I have to use the bathroom!" LeShawna complained. Jerd snapped his fingers with a smile.

"Yes, Jerd asked to use the washroom like a true maritimer. Team Me Be Hot, get a move on! Jerd, another saying please?" Chris said. The short man said something else. Mine, Noah's and Alejandro's eyes widened.

"Okay, I think he said something about Owen's butt," Noah said.

"The worst thing you can have in your head is… no teeth?" I said. Jerd smiled and nodded.

"Correct! And how true. Tyler, Zeke, LeShawna, time to kiss a cod!" Chris said. Chef came in with a bucket and gave Tyler, Zeke, and LeShawna a cod.

"And remember, like you mean it!" Chris reminded them. Each of them was having a problem with trying to kiss it. I walked up to Zeke.

"You miss me, don't you?" I said. Zeke sighed.

"Yeah," Zeke said.

"You know, I'll kiss you," I said.

"Really?" he said. I moved closer, and he prepped for a kiss. I got closer, then picked up the fish and put it in place of my lips, then he kissed the fish. He must have thought it was me, because he let go soon, then realized that it was the fish.

"Ew! Gross, eh!" he said. Everyone but Tyler and LeShawna laughed. They were too busy kissing their fish.

"Team Me Be Hot and Team Victory tie for first! And Team Amazon are the big-time, can't get any bigger losers!" Chris announced.

"But luckily, in celebration of my homeland, I'm making it a reward challenge! No elimination tonight! And winning teams, your reward is a clam and fish chowder supper! With alternatives, because of Jane's seafood allergy," Chris announced.

Later, while we were eating our supper, I had a cheeseburger while everyone else had their chowder.

"So, Jane, what happens if you eat seafood?" Noah asked.

"I break out in hives. It takes effect immediately," I answered. I took a bite out of my burger and it tasted funny. I swallowed while I analyzed the taste.

"It tastes like… fish!" I said. I started getting really itchy and I scratched.

"Antihistamine! Where's my antihistamine?" I shouted. I saw Noah run, and I heard him shouting.

"Dude, my girlfriend is having an allergic reaction! She's breaking out in hives!" Chris immediately ran in to see what was happening.

"Chef! Get in here, and bring Jane's antihistamine!" he shouted. Noah grabbed my hand and put something on it to keep me from scratching. He did the same to my other hand. I squirmed as I tried to scratch. Chef came in with my antihistamine and gave it to me. I took it. The hives calmed down and Noah pulled the things on my hands off.

"What happened?" Chris asked.

"Someone must have spilled their chowder on her food," Noah said.

"Chef, get another burger for Frenchie," Chris said. Chef left the room.

"Girl, are you okay?" LeShawna said.

"I'm okay, now," I said.

"Hey, Tyler, I would like you to pay me back that favor, eh. Would you tell Noah what you know about Jane and Alejandro?" Zeke said. Noah gasped and looked at me. I tried not to express my fears. Tyler looked scared.

"I-I saw Jane and Alejandro kiss!" Tyler said and sighed. "Whoa, that's a load off!"

"You what?" Noah shouted at me and Alejandro. LeShawna was behind Noah, ready to hold him back if need be.

"I hate you! I HATE YOU!" Noah shouted, about to run at Alejandro, but LeShawna grabbed him and held him back before he could.

"You're gonna get it pretty boy! You kissed my girlfriend! I HATE YOU!"

(Chris's POV)

"Well, that's it for this episode! Will Noah tear Alejandro to shreds? Will Jane have to get in between them? Who knew that Noah had that bad of a temper? Find out next time, on Total, Drama, WORLD TOUR!"