Last time on DBWE…
"Here are your winners, John Cena and THE Z FIGHTERS!" Roberts said. The crowd cheers on the team. The Nexus comes back out and starts brawling with the Z Fighters.
"What a bunch of sore losers," Roshi said.
"I'll say," Oolong said.
The teams brawl through the stage and crowd. Vegeta is the only man left in the ring, at least until Sheamus arrives on the scene.
"It's the WWE Champion," King said. "Vegeta watch out,"
As Vegeta turns around, he gets jarred with the Brogue Kick.
"The Brogue Kick," Roshi said. "That could have given Vegeta a concussion."
Sheamus was not done yet. He lifted Vegeta into a crucifix powerbomb position. Sheamus is setting up the High Cross.
"Oh no! Vegeta's in trouble," Oolong said.
Vegeta manages to wiggle out of it. He whips Sheamus into the ropes. Sheamus grabs the ropes, and Vegeta charges him. Sheamus moves and gives Vegeta a second Brogue Kick.
"Oh damn! Another Brogue Kick!" Cole said.
Sheamus tosses Vegeta out of the ring. Sheamus rolls out of the ring. He sets Vegeta up for the High Cross. Instead of tossing Vegeta into the floor, he tosses Vegeta into the steel steps.
"Oooh!" The crowd responded.
"The High Cross!" Roshi said. "Those steel steps didn't move much."
Sheamus grabs his WWE Championship and raises it in victory as the crowd boos.
Current Champions on SmackDown!:
World Heavyweight Champion: Kane (1)
Intercontinental Champion: Future Trunks (1)
WWE Women's Champion: Layla (1)
Match Card:
The Divas Triathlon featuring Android 18, Chi-Chi, Launch, and Layla (Hosts: Turtle Crane Inc. (Tien Shinhan, Krillin, and Chaotzu))
Intercontinental Champion Future Trunks vs. MVP (Non-Title Match)
Piccolo and The Big Show vs. Drew McIntyre and CM Punk
World Heavyweight Champion Kane vs. Frieza (No DQ Non-Title Match)
Goku vs. Cell (First Blood Match)
Chapter 10: Attacker Revealed
Kane's pyro goes off in the Mount Paozu Arena, and "Man on Fire" by Jim Johnston plays.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown!," Striker said.
"Tonight we kick things off with The World Heavyweight Champion, Kane," Grisham said. "For the past couple of months, Kane has been obsessed on finding out who attacked his brother, The Undertaker, and who was it that put him in a vegetative state over the Memorial Day Weekend."
"According to Goku, he will get his answer tonight," Ox King said.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome The World Heavyweight Champion, Kane!" Chimel said. The crowd cheers. Kane immediately grabs a mic.
"For two agonizing months, I have been searching for my brother's attacker," Kane began. "For two months, I have found no assailant. That is until tonight. My opponent this Sunday, Goku, claims to have knowledge on who attacked my brother. If that is the case, Goku, get out here now!"
Ten seconds pass, and no sign of Goku.
"Goku, you try my patience!" Kane shouted. "Get out here or I will come back there and find you!"
Goku and Dende appear in front of Kane via Instant Transmission.
"Now that we're all here," Kane said. He then grabbed the Guardian of the Earth by the throat. "You will tell me who attacked my brother. NOW!"
Goku prys Dende from Kane.
"Hey, calm down!" Goku said getting angry. "Maybe if you learn some patience, we can show you who did it!"
"It's not often you see Goku get angry," Striker said.
"Can you blame him?" Grisham asked. "Kane put his hands on the Guardian of the Earth."
Dende out stretches his arm so that it points to the titantron. He starts a chant.
"Hear me titantron, for I am no faker. We all must know who it was that attacked The Undertaker!" Dende chanted.
The lights go dark and the video starts playing.
Flashback
The Undertaker is seen at his graveyard of residence. He is seen meditating. He senses two immense power levels approaching. The Undertaker rises from his meditating state to see two figures. One was as tall as he was, but he wasn't human from The Undertaker's sense. The other figure was significantly shorter and had a slender build. He also sported a tail and plain features.
"Who are you two?" The Undertaker asked. "You have some business with me?"
"My name is Cell, and this is my friend Frieza," Cell said.
"To make a long story short, we're here to kill you," Frieza said whilst laughing.
"You can't kill what's already dead!" Undertaker shouted as he removed his coat and hat. Lighting went off as he rolled his eyes to the back of his head. "You two will REST…IN…PEACE!"
"Is that supposed to scare us?" Cell laughed, then got angry. "YOU PATHETIC HUMAN!"
Cell charged at Undertaker, but The Deadman used high-speed movement to dodge him. Undertaker clocks Cell with a big boot. Frieza flies towards Undertaker and punches him in the jaw. The Deadman staggers back. Cell follows up with a knee to Undertaker's gut. Undertaker drops down to one knee and is kicked in the head by Frieza.
Undertaker tries to fight back but to no avail. Frieza starts choking Undertaker with his tail. Cell starts pummeling Undertaker further. Cell charges up a Death Beam in his finger. Frieza does the same thing while still having Undertaker suspended in midair.
"Got you!" Cell shouted as her fired.
"Death Beam!" Frieza shouted as he fired.
The beams strike Undertaker in the stomach and shoulder. Frieza finally releases Undertaker. Frieza flies up and charges up his Supernova while Cell charges up a Solar Kamehameha.
"Hahahaha!" Frieza laughed and fired his Supernova.
"SAYONARA!" Cell shouted and fired the Solar Kamehameha.
Undertaker was staggering to his feet and was struck by the attacks. To boot, the explosions level the entire area, leaving it in a wasteland. Undertaker is bloodied, unresponsive, and near death.
"That was too easy," Cell said.
"The all-mighty Undertaker was nothing more than an insect in the end," Frieza said. He sees a figure approaching The Deadman's body. "Cell let's go."
The two fly off into the night.
End Flashback
Back in the Mount Paozu Arena, the crowd is shocked and appalled at what they just saw. Even Goku is shocked at the video.
"I am speechless at what I just saw," Striker said.
"They took out the Undertaker like he was nothing," Grisham said.
"And Kane doesn't look very happy," Ox King said.
Kane all the while shouts loudly in anger. He clenches his fists so hard that they bleed profusely.
"I have never seen Kane this enraged," Striker said.
"Kane, dawg, calm down," The SmackDown! GM Teddy Long appeared on the titantron. "Now look, my heart bleeds for your brother as much as your own. So, I'm going to arrange a match for you. You Kane will go one-on-one against Frieza in a No Disqualification Match." The crowd cheers.
"Wow! What a main event we have tonight," Grisham said.
"As for you Goku, you will take on your old adversary Cell in a First Blood Match," Long continued as the crowd cheered even louder. "You're welcome. Holla! Holla! Holla!"
"What a match, First Blood," Grisham said. "We're in for one hell of a night!"
Kane does his trademark taunt and ring pyro goes off as "Man on Fire" plays.
"Kane looks to exact revenge on one of his brother's attackers, Frieza, in a No DQ Match," Striker said.
"Now we must begin the first event of our Divas Triathlon Invitational featuring all four superstars in the Fatal 4 Way Match for the Women's Championship at Summerslam," Ox King said.
The Divas Triathlon (Event One: Beer Drinking Contest)
"Out to Kill" by Billy Lincoln plays.
Krillin, Tien Shinhan, and Chaotzu make their way out to the arena dressed in suits.
"Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome the hosts of The Divas Triathlon: Krillin, Tien Shinhan, and Chaotzu, Turtle Crane Incorporated," Chimel said. The crowd cheers.
"Turtle Crane Inc., I like the name," Striker said.
"It is catchy isn't it?" Grisham asked.
The team makes their way to the ring and grab mics.
"Welcome to The Divas Triathlon," Krillin started. The crowd cheered.
"This series of events will involve the four WWE Divas involved in the Fatal 4 Way at Summerslam," Tien continued.
"The events will take place in between matches tonight," Chaotzu said. "The four events are: a Beer Drinking Contest, a Karaoke Contest, a Trivia Contest, and a Swimsuit Contest." The crowd cheered.
"I like that last one," Krillin said. "I'm sure the WWE Universe agrees," The crowd cheers.
"The winner of each event will receive 4 points, 2nd place receives 3 points, 3rd place receives 2 points, and last place receives 1 point," Tien said. "Without further ado, let's introduce the contestants."
"Out to Kill" by Billy Lincoln plays. Launch (Bad) comes out to cheers and makes her way to the ring.
"Introducing first, Launch," Krillin said.
"Not Enough For Me" by Jim Johnston plays.
You're not enough for me (oh no)
Just another man in love with me (just another man, yeah)
Gotta open up your eyes and see (Oh yeah)
You're not enough for me
Layla comes out to boos.
"She is the self-professed co-WWE Women's Champion, Layla," Chaotzu said.
Chi-Chi's new theme, "Modest" (remix) by Jeff Hardy, plays.
Modest to the top (to the top, to the top, to the top)
Modest at the top (at the top, at the top, at the top)
Modest past the top (past the top, past the top, past the top)
Still Modest, past the top (past the top, past the top, past the top)
Chi-Chi comes out to a mixed reaction.
"Introducing, Chi-Chi," Tien said.
"Lovefurypassionenergy" by Boy Hits Car plays. The crowd goes wild.
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man
So fuck your rules man,
You step up, you'll go down fast
I've got to release all the
Shit that has made up my past
"18, 18!" The crowd shouts.
18 comes out to a loud reaction.
"And, Android 18," Chaotzu said.
"This is going to be interesting," Striker said.
The ring is littered with four tables that have small plastic cups of beer.
"Here are the rules of the contest," Krillin began. "All of you have two minutes to consume as many cups of beer as possible. Vomiting does not disqualify. Whoever drinks the most cups of beer will win."
"Take your places," Tien said. Each Diva goes to a table. "Ready…begin!"
"Here we go!" Grisham said.
120…119…118…117…116…115
Launch was off to a fast start, as she was already on her fifth cup. She was a drinker, but she usually didn't drink beer. Her good half never drank at all. She figured this was the same as shots, so she was able to consume the alcohol fast.
Android 18 was doing as well as Launch. She was on her third beer. She was ½ Android and ½ Human. She never got drunk, as her programming allowed to endure the effects of alcohol.
Layla was on her second beer and was struggling to consume it. She wasn't much of a drinker herself, as she wasn't allowed to during her days as a dancer for the Miami Heat. It was worth it, as she herself had a championship ring from her time there.
Chi-Chi had yet to take a drink. She did drink, but hated the taste of beer. She figured that she could hold her nose, hoping not to be able to taste it. She went for it, and surely enough, it worked.
"90 seconds left," Chaotzu said.
89…88…87…86…85…84
Launch was now on her tenth cup, which in this case was equivalent to 2 ¼ beers, thank Kami. Launch had one cup in each hand and drank each one quickly. She was now working on her thirteenth cup.
18 was on her ninth cup. She was keeping a steady pace to keep up but Launch was pulling away. She consumed another after her ninth and was on her eleventh cup.
Layla was only on her fourth cup. She hated the taste almost as much as Chi-Chi did. She managed to consume it as the one-minute mark approached.
Chi-Chi was catching up to 18. She was on her seventh cup. She was consuming the beer very quickly. Before anyone else knew it, she consumed three consecutive cups of beer, moving her up to her tenth.
"One minute left!" Tien said.
59…58…57…56…55…54
Launch was now working on her fifteenth cup. However, she showed signs of slowing down because of the beer intoxicating her. She managed to drink two more, moving her up to her eighteenth.
18 was on her fourteenth beer and was not slowing down in the least. She chugged down three more, leaving her and Launch dead even.
Layla was on her sixth beer after an awful pace. If this was a sobriety contest, she would have won.
Chi-Chi was on her thirteenth beer. Chi-Chi tried her best to catch, but the two ahead of her were pulling away. She consumed two more, moving her to her sixteenth. The 10 second countdown started.
"10…9…8…7…" Krillin said.
"6…5…4…" Chaotzu said.
"3…2…1…" The crowd said. The time buzzer went off.
"Time's up! Let's see who won," Tien said. The titantron displays the results:
1st: Launch (24)
2nd: Android 18 (23)
3rd: Chi-Chi (20)
4th: Layla (8)
"And the winner is…Launch!" Krillin said. Launch raises her hand in victor as the crowd cheers.
"Wow! Launch can hold her liquor," Grisham said.
"I can't even consume half of that," Striker said.
"Lightweight," Ox King said, laughing. The titantron displays the rankings:
1st: Launch (4)
2nd: Android 18 (3)
3rd: Chi-Chi (2)
4th: Layla (1)
"Launch is currently in the lead with that win," Tien said. "Coming up after the following match, the Karaoke Contest."
Future Trunks vs. MVP (Non-Title Match)
"I'm Comin'" by Silkk The Shocker plays.
I'm Comin'
Nobody to stop me
Nobody to hold me
Nobody to control me (I'm Comin')
I'm here to do my thang
I'm here to bring the pain
I'm neva eva gonna change
MVP comes out to cheers and sets off pyro on the ramp.
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall," Chimel said. "Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 259 pounds, Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP!"
"Our first match of the evening features a non-title match between MVP and the Intercontinental Champion, Future Trunks," Striker said.
"Trunks has to prepare for his title defense at Night of Champions against Piccolo," Grisham said.
"Gold Medal" by Dale Oliver and Tha Trademarc plays.
I'm focused
Dead up
Don't get up, or never let up
Ferocious
I'm fed up
Dismissing the competition
it's hopeless,
I'll trash their ambition
Listen...
Ya'll want a class on tradition
Trunks comes from under the stage the help of an elevator. He is wearing his Saiyan armor. He raises his Intercontinental Championship in the air pyro goes off. He places the title on his shoulder and walks to the ring.
"And the opponent, from West City in The Future, he is the Intercontinental Champion, "Future" Trunks Briefs!" Chimel said as the crowd cheers loudly.
"This is going to be a hell of a match," Grisham said.
A few seconds later, the referee called for the bell and the match began.
"And here we go! Trunks and MVP, one on one!" said Striker.
Trunks and MVP met in the middle of the ring and bumped fists with each other.
"These two start this match off with a display of sportsmanship and respect!" said Grisham.
After that show of respect, the fireworks started. MVP began throwing a lethal combination of punches at Trunks, and The Future's Last Hope used his speed to avoid them.
"Whoa! Now this is the kind of action we expected to see out of these 2!" said Striker.
MVP continued throwing punches until he got Trunks trapped in one of the corners of the ring. Keeping his fists up, MVP began to slowly advance towards Trunks, just waiting for the right moment to strike. Trunks held onto the top rope with one of his hands and waited 'til he saw a chance to get out of the corner and avoid MVP's eventual attack.
"MVP has Trunks cornered! This does not look good for the Intercontinental Champion!" said Grisham.
"All MVP has to do is connect with just one of those boots and it could be lights out for Trunks!" said Striker.
Suddenly, MVP ran at Trunks for the big boot, but the Intercontinental Champion was quicker and he moved out of the way using high speed movement, causing MVP to miss and go into the corner himself. The crowd cheered loudly as Trunks turned MVP around and started to land a combination of punches and kicks on The Franchise Playa.
"Whoa! Trunks dodges one of the fastest big boots I've seen and MVP goes into the corner himself!" said Grisham.
"And Trunks is just unloading on him with punches and kicks from everywhere!" said Striker.
MVP covered up as best as he could but Trunks' attacks kept on coming. Trunks backed up to the adjacent corner and then took off running at MVP.
"What does Trunks have planned here?" asked Grisham.
As soon as he was within range, MVP bent over and sent Trunks over the top rope.
"Whoa! I don't know what Trunks was planning but MVP just sent him flying!" said Ox King.
However, Trunks landed on the apron and as soon as MVP turned to face him, The Franchise Playa threw a punch at him, but Trunks blocked it and countered with a punch of his own.
"Ooh! Trunks lands on the apron of the ring and just clocked MVP with a punch that could possibly put The Ballin' Superstar himself to shame!" said Grisham.
MVP staggered back and as he did, Trunks grabbed the top rope and waited for MVP to face him.
"Looks Trunks is going to do some flying once again!" said Striker.
Once The Franchise Playa turned to Trunks, the Intercontinental Champion leapt onto the top rope, and leapt at MVP.
"There he goes!" said Grisham.
However, MVP caught Trunks in midair on his shoulder. There was a pop from the crowd as MVP carried Trunks over to one of the corners and faced the middle of the ring.
"Oh man! MVP caught Trunks in midair and has now positioned himself in one of the corners!" said Striker.
"This doesn't look good for the Intercontinental Champion! He better figure out how he's going to get out of the powerful MVP's grasp!" said Grisham.
Grabbing a hold of Trunks, MVP ran towards the middle of the ring, ready to hit Trunks with a running powerslam. At the last second, Trunks slipped out of MVP grip and landed behind him before leaping up and kicking The Franchise Playa in his back, sending him chest first into the corner. There was a pop from the crowd as MVP crashed into the corner.
"Oh! What a reversal by Trunks!" said Striker.
"MVP was going for a running powerslam, but Trunks slipped out of it, kicked MVP and now he is laid out on the mat!" said Grisham.
Trunks looked and saw the position MVP was in and he charged MVP and crushed him with a clothesline. He turned his back to MVP. The crowd all stood on their feet and cheered as they saw Trunks signal for his finishing maneuver.
"This isn't good for MVP! Trunks has him in perfect position for Another End!" said Striker.
After sizing up MVP, Trunks jumped and turned towards MVP to strike him with his right foot. At the last second, MVP moved out of the way and avoided Another End.
"Oh! MVP just moved out of the way!" said Grisham.
"Trunks better watch it!" said Striker.
Trunks, however, managed to land on his feet, but the momentum caused him to lose his balance a bit.
"Trunks lands on his feet!" said Grisham.
MVP quickly got to his feet, rushed at Trunks, and brought him down to the mat with a clothesline. Trunks hit the mat hard on his back and was knocked for a loop.
"Ooh! But now he is flat on his back!" said Striker.
MVP rolled over onto Trunks and covered him.
"MVP has Trunks pinned!" said Grisham.
1…2…
Trunks kicked out.
"MVP gets a near-fall on the Intercontinental Champion!" said Striker.
"Whew! That was close one!" said Grisham.
MVP got to his feet, picked Trunks up, and threw him into one of the corners. The Franchise Playa began to repeatedly ram his shoulder into the Intercontinental Champion's midsection, causing him to yell out in pain.
"MVP has gotten some offense going with some hard shoulder rams into Trunks!" said Striker.
After one more shoulder ram, MVP backed up to the middle of the ring and then ran straight at Trunks. At the last second, Trunks threw his knee up and hit the rushing MVP right in his chin. There was a pop from the crowd as MVP stood up straight, a dazed look on his face.
"Oh my! A knee right to the chin!" said Grisham.
Trunks rushed at MVP and performed his High Power Rush on MVP. MVP plummeted down to the mat after being hit with the last blow and Trunks covered him.
"Trunks hits MVP with the High Power Rush!" said Striker.
"And he has MVP pinned now!" said Grisham.
1…2…
MVP kicked out.
"MVP kicks out!" said Striker.
"But that was a close one too! Trunks almost had him!" said Grisham.
Trunks slowly got to a knee, still exhausted from the shoulder rams MVP hit him with.
"Looks like MVP assault has taken its toll on Trunks! He's slowed down considerably!" said Striker.
Trunks picks up MVP and sets him up for Warped Reality.
"MVP's reality is about to be warped," Striker said.
As Trunks elevated MVP, MVP got behind Trunks and kicked him in the back of his leg. Trunks drops to a knee.
"Uh oh!" Ox King said. "MVP is looking to hit the Drive-By Kick!"
MVP ran at the kneeling Trunks and missed. Trunks moved in time. His back was to MVP. MVP turned back around. Trunks jumps and twists his body towards MVP. He strikes MVP with his foot this time, executing Another End.
"Another End!" Striker said. "That move is so quick!"
The Intercontinental Champion goes for the pin.
1…2…3…
The ref calls for the bell.
"Trunks showed the WWE Universe why he's the Intercontinental Champion," Ox King said.
"Here is your winner, the Intercontinental Champion, Future Trunks!" Chimel said as the crowd cheers.
"If he can do that to his ally Piccolo at Night of Champions, Trunks will walk out still the Intercontinental Champion," Striker said. "Now let's continue the Divas Triathlon with the Karaoke Contest!"
The Divas Triathlon (Event Two: Karaoke Contest)
"It is now time to start event two," Tien said. "The Karaoke Contest!" The crowd cheers.
"In this contest, each Diva will sing a verse of any song of their choosing," Chaotzu began. "The winner will be determined by crowd reaction." The titantron displays a crowd reaction meter.
"Maybe I should give it a shot what do you think?" Krillin asked.
"Have you heard yourself sing?" Tien asked. "I'm bad, but you're worse. The way you sing makes it sound like a cat is being strangled. You suck at singing. Period." The crowd laughs at this.
"Ow…my pride," Krillin said. "Anyways, let's get started with our first act, Layla, who will be singing "In The Morning" by Mary J. Blige," Said music starts playing, and Layla begins to sing.
Baby when this all begin,
You said that...love would…never end
Sometimes has passed, we've settled in,
Now the shadow of darkness is covering (Yeah)
Tell me what happened,
It started changing up
And you and me are actin so different (Oh)
I know that I love you
And you are in love with me
That's what's you say but I just can't believe it
Did we disagree fuss and fight?
Get it wrong more that it's right;
Did we make mistakes and fix mistakes,
But never even seeing eye to eye,
But when the dust clear and settle
And all is said and done
When the Night breaks
And the Day finally comes...
Will you love me In The Morning (eh, eh, eh)
After the evening...will you...leave me
Will you love me in the Morning (eh, Morning, eh, Morning, eh)
Now that the suns up...will you...give up
The crowd claps and cheers in approval.
"That was nice," Tien said. "Next is Launch performing "Flow Easy" by John Cena, Tha Trademarc, and Bumpy Knuckles." "Flow Easy" starts playing, and Launch (Bad) starts rapping.
First and foremost...
Flow easy, yo easy
Yo, yo, for the hood (for the hood)
Everybody flow easy, ha ha, so easy
Yo, listen
For the corrupt mob, John Cena, Trademarc, listen
I embarrass MC's who touch the mic with me
That's why they never holla when it's showtime - get me
I spit poison like a black snake bit me
Guns up in the E-Class, D's can't get me
My foot is a 13, 12's don't fit me
My heart is cold and hard like Jack Frost bit me
So many new flows old flows start to panic
It's time they got built by the mic mechanic
Y'all heard, I stay in hood streets like curbs
And never forget, where I come from, word
I ain't going broke, fuck you, I'll cop me a brick
And take it straight to the block, forget rap quick
Don't trip, Bump got a speed zone sign
For suckers who move too fast against mine
I'm pressed, pushing it full speed ahead
You left, bullet in chest, meet the dead, so
Flow easy, turn up the mic it's time
To flow easy, whenever I spit my rhyme
I flow easy, the underground pound and grime
Flow easy, but yours don't sound like mine
I flow easy, turn up the mic it's time
I flow easy, whenever I spit my rhyme
I flow easy, the underground pound and grime
Flow easy, so yours don't sound like mine I flow easy
The crowd roars their approval. There are even shouts of "Damn!" amongst the masses.
"Launch has mad skills," Chaotzu said.
"You know she loves rap music," Tien said.
"That was dope," Krillin said chuckling. "Our third act is Chi-Chi performing "Have You Ever" by Brandy."
"Old school, huh?" Tien asked. "I always thought Chi-Chi was old-fashioned."
"Same," Krillin said. "Have you Ever" starts playing as Chi-Chi begins singing.
Have you ever been in love
Been in love so bad
You'd do anything to make them understand
Have you ever had someone steal your heart away
You'd give anything to make them feel the same
Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart
But you don't know what to say
And you don't know where to start
Have you ever loved somebody so much
It makes you cry
Have you ever needed something so bad
You can't sleep at night
Have you ever tried to find the words
But they don't come out right
Have you ever, have you ever
The crowd cheers loudly as Chi-Chi smiles.
"Well that was moving to say the least," Krillin said. "The final act will be 18 singing "Like You'll Never See Me Again" by Alicia Keys."
"I love that song," Tien said. Krillin shoots Tien a weird look. "What? I like R&B. I listen to everything from country music to rap music."
"Tien Shinhan, you are something else," Krillin said. "Like You'll Never See Me Again" plays. 18 turns toward Krillin as she sings.
If I had no more time
No more time left to be here
Would you cherish what we had?
Was it everything that you were looking for?
If I couldn't feel your touch
And no longer were you with me
I'd be wishing you were here
To be everything that I'd be looking for
I don't wanna forget the present is a gift
And I don't wanna take for granted
the time you may have here with me
'Cause Lord only knows another day is not really guaranteed
So every time you hold me
Hold me like this is the last time
Every time you kiss me
Kiss me like you'll never see me again
Every time you touch me
Touch me like this is the last time
Promise that you'll love me
Love me like you'll never see me again
The crowd is in an uproar as 18 stops singing. Krillin even started tearing up slightly.
"Wow…" Krillin said sniffling. "That was beautiful."
"Same here," Chaotzu said. "Now let's see who the WWE Universe thinks was the best."
"Is it Layla?" Tien asked. The crowd gave a mixed reaction but mostly cheers. The crowd meter read: 64%. Layla was not amused.
"What is wrong with these people?" Striker asked. "Layla's singing was flawless."
"Yeah, and I'm going to be president one day," Grisham said sarcastically.
"What did you think of Launch?" Krillin asked. The crowd cheered loudly and stomped their feet on the ground. The crowd meter read: 89%. Launch smirked.
"That's going to be tough to beat," Tien said. "What do you think of Chi-Chi?"
The crowd cheered loudly as well. There were whistles amongst the crowd and people chamting "Chi-Chi! Chi-Chi!" The crowd meter read: 92%. Chi-Chi smiled as she took the lead.
"Dammit!" Launch thought.
"Chi-Chi is currently in the lead," Chaotzu said. "It all rests on 18. How did she do?" The crowd cheered so loudly that it was deafening. Everyone in the crowd chanted: "18! 18!" The crowd meter read: 100%. 18 blushed slightly.
"It's unanimous! The winner of this karaoke contest is 18!" Tien said. The titantron displayed the updated results:
1st: Android 18 (7)
1st: Launch (7)
3rd: Chi-Chi (5)
4th: Layla (2)
"After the following match, we will hold the Trivia Contest," Chaotzu said.
Backstage in Piccolo's Locker Room
Inside Piccolo's locker room Big Show was talking to Piccolo about his match on Monday against The Nexus.
"That was an awesome match that you and your team put on this past Monday," said Show.
"Yeah," said Piccolo as he adjusted his turban. "Damn that McIntyre! He was the reason I got eliminated. I ought to kill him for that"
"But in the end, your team won it," said Show. "But it was definitely a hard-fought match up."
At that moment, CM Punk and Drew McIntyre came into the locker room with the Straight Edge Society. Boos filled the arena
"Well, well, if it isn't CrapIntyre and BM Punk." Piccolo said. The crowd laughed. "What are you two and the Straight Edge Slugs doing here?"
"Watch who you're talking to, you Namek lizard," Luke Gallows said.
"Did I say you can talk?" Punk yelled at Gallows. "Stand there and shut up! Anyway, we're here to tell you that you should back out of this match while you still can. What we did to The Big Slow's hand is nothing compared to what McIntyre and I will do to you two tonight."
"Why wait when we can fight right now?" Piccolo said getting into McIntyre's face. Big Show pulled Piccolo away from McIntyre.
"Piccolo, not now, wait until we get out there," Show said. "That way they'll make it to the match, and that way I can knock out Punk and you can take out McIntyre. Then we'll take out the rest of the SES."
"Big Show won't save ya, ya Namekian trash, but he did just buy ya ten more minutes of your career," McIntyre said. "After I'm done with ya, ya won't make it to Summerslam."
McIntyre and the SES leave.
"Let's make this quick," Piccolo said. "I want McIntyre to make it to Summerslam so I can finally shut his mouth once and for all."
"Let's go then," Show said as he and Piccolo leave the locker room.
Piccolo and The Big Show vs. Drew McIntyre and CM Punk
"Crank It Up" by Brand New Sin plays.
Wellllll, it's The Big Show (oh)
It's a big, bad show tonight (oh, baby come on, yeah)
Yeah, it's The Big Show (oh)
Crank it up, turn on them lights (turn em' on, oh)
Big Show's pyro goes off, and he comes out to the arena smiling and waving to the fans.
"The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall," Chimel began. "Introducing first, standing 7 feet tall, weighing 485 pounds, The Big Show!"
"This team of Piccolo and The Big Show is very unorthodox," Striker said. "You have The Big Show's strength and Piccolo's technical ability,"
"Opposing that is Drew McIntyre's smashmouth style and CM Punk's strikes that come from his Muay Thai background," Grisham said.
"Immortal" by Adema plays.
Let's fight
We're face to face
Loyalty is what I need to see from you
You're insecure
I can see the fear that breeds in your heart
Where will you run? Where will you hide?
I see the blood drip from your eyes
Who will survive? Let's get it on
And we'll fight
Piccolo enters the arena to loud chants.
"Piccolo! Piccolo! Piccolo!"
Piccolo sheds his turban and cloak as pyro goes off. He approaches the ring.
"And his tag team partner, from Planet Namek, Piccolo!" Chimel said as the crowd cheered louder.
"This Fire Burns" by Killswitch Engage plays.
Even through the darkest days
This fire burns
Always!
This fire burns
Always!
CM Punk comes out with his Straight Edge Society to boos.
"And the opponents first, being accompanied to the ring by the Straight Edge Society, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 222 pounds, CM Punk," Chimel said. The crowd boos louder.
"The rivalry between CM Punk and The Big Show all started when Big Show removed CM Punk's mask two weeks before the Money In The Bank Pay-Per-View," Grisham said.
"CM Punk wanted to cover his bald head courtesy of Rey Mysterio," Striker said.
"Broken Dreams" by Shaman's Harvest plays. The crowd boos.
What's that metronome I hear?
Perhaps the end, is drawing near
You'll never hear the shot that takes ya down…
Out of time, so say goodbye
What is yours, now is mine
"The Sinister Scotsman" Drew McIntyre comes out to boos.
"And the tag team partner, from Ayr, Scotland, weighing in at 256 pounds, Drew McIntyre," Chimel said.
Piccolo and McIntyre eye each other and the two of them began to trash talk each other from their sides of the ring. A few seconds later McIntyre tried to rush at Piccolo, but Punk held him back and Show did the same with Piccolo in case he wanted to rush McIntyre too.
"And the fireworks have gotten started before the starting bell has even rang!" said Striker.
After things had gotten under control between the two teams, it was decided that Rob and McIntyre would begin the match.
"Now this is interesting! McIntyre and McIntyre are going to be the ones to start the match off!" said Ox King.
"This is definitely a preview of what's going to happen at Summerslam!" said Striker.
After Show and Punk had gotten out of the ring and onto the apron, the referee called for the bell and the match began.
"And here we go! Piccolo and Show taking on McIntyre and Punk in a tag team match!" said Striker.
Piccolo and McIntyre circled each other a few times before they began to close the distance between each other before McIntyre lifted his hand up for a test of strength.
"McIntyre wants to open things up with a text of strength!" said Ox King.
"Piccolo better be careful! You can't trust McIntyre!" said Striker.
Piccolo was very cautious about engaging in the test of strength with McIntyre as he slowly held his hand up, but the moment he did, McIntyre kicked him in his gut and then followed that up with a punch to his face.
"See? What'd I tell you!" said Striker.
The crowd booed this and McIntyre laughed at Piccolo before grabbing his arm and twisting it, causing The Namek to grit his teeth in pain.
"Now McIntyre has a twisting armbar locked on Piccolo!" said Ox King.
McIntyre intensified the pain by twisting harder, sending Piccolo down to one of his knees. The referee asked him if he wanted to give up, but instead of responding, Piccolo performed a front flip on the mat, rolled out of McIntyre's hold and sending him down to the mat on his back.
"Wow! Nice reversal by Piccolo as he escapes the armbar!" said Striker.
The crowd cheered as McIntyre arched his back on the mat and Piccolo took this time to shake the feeling back into his arm. Seconds later, Piccolo went to McIntyre, who had made it back to his feet. The Namek hit McIntyre in his legs with a kick and buckled him a bit. Piccolo hit him with another one and sent him down to one of his knees, holding his leg.
"McIntyre goes down to the mat after being hit with some hard leg kicks by Piccolo!" said Ox King.
The Namek backed into the ropes, charged at McIntyre, and then swung his foot at his head. At the last moment, McIntyre ducked out of the way, pulled Piccolo down, and rolled him up.
"Whoa! Drew has rolled up Piccolo!" said Striker.
1
Piccolo kicked out of the pin.
"But Piccolo manages to kick out at 1!" said Ox King.
Piccolo tried to get back to his feet, but McIntyre was one step ahead. He held onto one of The Namek's legs and locked a kneebar on him.
"McIntyre locks on a very well-executed kneebar on Piccolo!" said Striker.
"That looks very painful! Just look at the position of Piccolo's leg!" said Ox King.
Piccolo yelled out in pain as The Chosen One intensified the pain of the hold. The referee asked him if he wanted to give up, but he yelled "No!" McIntyre heard Majunior refuse to give up and he bent his body back more, causing even more pain to go throw Piccolo's leg.
"Piccolo refuses to give up from the submission!" said Striker.
"And as a result, McIntyre puts more pressure on the kneebar!" said Ox King.
At that moment, Show got into the ring and stomped McIntyre right in his chest, causing him to release the hold. The crowd cheered as The Chosen One held onto his chest and rolled away from Piccolo.
"Show gets into the ring and breaks McIntyre's kneebar!" said Striker.
"Good thing Show got in there when he did! I don't know if Piccolo was going to be able to take much more of that!" said Ox King.
Piccolo slowly made it back to his feet using the ropes and just as he did, McIntyre had gotten up as well and cut The Namek off at the past with a kick to the gut. Then McIntyre attempted to whip Piccolo into one of the corners, but Piccolo reversed it and sent McIntyre into them.
"Reversal by Piccolo!" said Striker.
However, McIntyre grabbed the ropes at the corner and attempted to leap over Piccolo, who had followed him in, but The Namek caught McIntyre on his shoulder.
"Piccolo catches McIntyre!" said Ox King.
There was a pop from the crowd as Piccolo faced the middle of the ring, got a good running start, and leapt in the air, and slamming McIntyre down on the mat on his back. The crowd cheered loudly as Piccolo fell off of McIntyre and onto his stomach.
"Piccolo hits the running powerslam on McIntyre!" said Grisham.
"Now what Piccolo needs to do is get to his corner and get Show into the match!" said Ox King.
The Chosen One was clutching his stomach with one hand as he began to make his way to his corner. Punk had his hand outstretched to his partner. Piccolo started to try to get to Show to tag him into the match. McIntyre got to Punk and tagged him in.
"Uh oh! Here comes Punk!" said Striker.
"I bet he wants him some more of Piccolo after their match last week!" said Ox King.
Boos sounded as Punk entered the ring and just when Piccolo was going to tag Show, The Second City Saint hit him in his back with a hard shoulder ram, bringing The Namek down to the mat face-first.
"And Punk stops Piccolo from making the tag!" said Striker.
Punk got to his feet, picked Piccolo up, and effortlessly threw him into one of the corners. Piccolo's back hit the turnbuckle hard and Punk backed up to the adjacent corner.
"This doesn't look good for Piccolo!" said Ox King.
The Second City Saint charged full speed at Piccolo, and just when he was going to hit him, Piccolo threw a well placed uppercut and connected with Punk's chin.
"Ooh! Right to the chin!" said Striker.
The Second City Saint reeled back and Piccolo made a dash for his corner, leaping towards it and tagging Show.
"Piccolo tags in Show!" said Ox King.
The crowd cheered loudly as The World's Largest Athlete entered the ring, ran into the ropes in front of the staggered back, bounced off them, and hit The Second City Saint with a hard shoulder block, sending him down to the mat.
"And he enters with a full head of steam as he drops Punk with a shoulder block!" said Striker.
Punk got back up quickly only to be knocked back down with another shoulder block from Show.
"And there's another one!" said Ox King.
Show picked Punk up and tried to whip him into the corner, but Punk overpowered him and sent Show himself into the corner.
"Punk reverses an Irish whip and again displays his strength by throwing Show into one of the corners!" said Striker.
Punk ran after him but Show lifted his foot up and caught him with a boot to the face. Punk fell down to a knee after being knocked for a loop by that boot. Show tags Piccolo back in
"Uh oh! Show tagged Piccolo back in hitting Punk with a big boot to the face!" said Ox King.
Piccolo went to the top rope.
The crowd all stood on their feet as Piccolo sized Punk up before leaping off and slamming his leg down across the back of Punk's neck.
"A leg drop from the top rope as Piccolo drills Punk!" said Striker.
The crowd went crazy as The Second City Saint crashed into the mat and Piccolo covered him.
"And Piccolo's going for the pin!" said Ox King.
1…2…
McIntyre got back into the ring and stomped Piccolo in the back of his head, breaking the pin.
"McIntyre breaks the pin just a mere second when Piccolo was about to get the 3 count!" said Striker.
McIntyre picked Piccolo up and threw a punch at him, but The Namek ducked it. McIntyre lost his balance and faltered forward only to be knocked down with a hard clothesline from Piccolo, who had reentered the ring.
"McIntyre gets dropped by a clothesline by Piccolo!" said Ox King.
McIntyre rolled out of the ring and Show followed him to the outside. Piccolo began to follow his partner to help him beat down McIntyre, but Punk stopped him right in his tracks with a hard kick to The Namek's lower back.
"Wow! Punk recovered quick from that leg drop Piccolo hit him with!" said Striker.
"Yeah, and he hits him with a kick in the back! Ouch!" said Ox King.
Piccolo staggered into the ropes before Punk forcefully pulled him back, turned him around, and put The Namek on his shoulders. There was a pop from the crowd as Punk set Piccolo up for his finisher.
"Piccolo is in some big trouble here!" said Striker.
"Oh no, you think! Punk's about to smash him with the Go To Sleep!" said Grisham.
Just as Punk was going to execute the GTS, Piccolo manages to wiggle out and charge up energy into his hands. Punk turns around and…
"Light Grenade!" Piccolo shouted and fired.
"Uh oh!" said Striker.
Punk was struck with the attack and damn near incinerated.
"Piccolo reverses out of the GTS and hits Punk with his own finisher, the Light Grenade!" said Ox King.
Then Piccolo grabs Punk's legs and locks in his Kneeling Inverted Sharpshooter, the Namekian Knot.
"And there's the Namekian Knot! Piccolo has locked on his patented submission hold!" said Striker.
"This is even worse than the kneebar McIntyre had on Piccolo earlier! Punk's back and legs are all being contorted at the same time!" said Ox King.
The crowd cheered loudly as Piccolo applied pressure to Punk's back and legs. The referee asked him if he wanted to give up and Punk yelled "NO!"
"And Punk refuses to give up!" said Striker.
On the outside of the ring, McIntyre heard Punk yell and saw that he was in Piccolo's Namekian Knot. McIntyre tried to get back into the ring to break the submission, but Show grabbed his feet, pulled him back outside to the ground, and takes McIntyre out with the Knockout Punch.
"The Knockout Punch on McIntyre!" said Grisham.
"Down goes McIntyre!" Striker said.
Then Show grabbed McIntyre by the throat and chokeslammed him.
"Chokeslam!" said Ox King.
"That wasn't the prettiest maneuver you'll ever see, but it was damn sure effective!" said Striker.
Back in the ring, Punk began to try to get to the ropes to get out of the hold, but Piccolo kept the Namekian Knot fully locked on him.
"And Punk is desperately trying to get out of the Namekian Knot!" said Striker.
"But Piccolo has that move fully locked on and he doesn't look like he is planning on releasing it anytime soon!" said Ox King.
Eventually, Punk began to tap put from the pain he was in.
"Whoa! He tapped out!" said Striker.
The referee called for the bell and the match was over.
"It is all over! Piccolo and Show have defeated McIntyre and Punk!" said Ox King.
"Here are your winners by submission, Piccolo and The Big Show," Chimel said.
"Piccolo must do the same thing he did tonight, but to McIntyre not Punk," said Striker.
"Now let's start the third event in the Divas Triathlon, the Trivia Contest," Grisham said.
Divas Triathlon (Event Three: The Trivia Contest)
Turtle Crane Inc. is in the ring ready to host the next event.
"It is time for the third event, the Trivia Contest," Tien said. The crowd cheers.
"The rules of this event are simple," Krillin said. "Each contestant will be asked a series of questions relating to the history of the WWE. We will go down the line and ask these questions. This game has survival rules. If you answer one question wrong, you are eliminated. You have 5 seconds to answer each one. The questions will get harder as the game progresses."
"Without further ado, let's begin," Chaotzu said. The crowd cheers. "The first question is for the winner of the last event, Android 18. 'What is the sole entrance theme that Andre the Giant used throughout his career?'"
"That's a trick question," 18 said. "He never had an entrance theme."
"Correct," Tien said. "The next question is for Layla. 'Who was the first ever Undisputed Champion?'"
"Chris Jericho," Layla responded.
"Correct," Krillin said. "This question is for Launch. 'In what year did WCW go out of business?'"
"March 2001," Launch said.
"Correct," Chaotzu said. "The last question of the round is for Chi-Chi. 'Who was the first ever Grand Slam Champion?'"
"The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels," Chi-Chi said.
"Correct. That ends round one," Krillin said. "The second round will be comprised of True or False questions. If the answer is False, change the question to make the statement true."
"Let's begin Round 2," Tien said. The crowd cheers. "This is for Layla. True or False: The Rock is a nine-time world champion."
"True," Layla said. "He won the WWE Championship 7 times and the WCW Championship 2 times."
"Correct," Krillin said. "This is for Chi-Chi. True or False: The first Money in the Bank ladder match was held at WrestleMania XX in 2004."
"False. It was held at WrestleMania 21 in 2005," Chi-Chi said.
"Correct," Chaotzu said. "This question is for 18. True or False: The Undertaker is 20-0 at WrestleMania."
"False," 18 said. "He's 18-0 at WrestleMania"
"Correct," Tien said. "The last question is for Launch. True or False: The nWo was founded by Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Shawn Michaels."
"Dats false," Launch said. "The nWo was founded by Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and Razor Ramon."
"Correct, that ends Round 2," Krillin said. "Round 3 will have fill in the blank questions. Let's begin!" The crowd cheers.
"This question is for Launch," Chaotzu said. "Fill in this phrase: 'For the benefit of _ take pictures now!'"
"For the benefit of yourselves take pictures now!" Launch answered.
"I'm sorry that's incorrect," Chaotzu said. "The correct answer is flash photography. You are eliminated."
Launch exits the ring and stays at ringside.
"This question is for Layla," Tien said. "Fill in this phrase: 'Know your role, and _!'"
"Shut your mouth," Layla said.
"Correct," Krillin said. "The next question is for 18. Fill in the blank: 'If you want some _..."
"Come get some," 18 said unamused.
"Correct," Tien said. "The last question is for Chi-Chi. Fill in the blank: '_ is a 16-time world champion."
"Ric Flair," Chi said.
"Correct, that ends Round 3," Chaotzu said. "Round 4, the final round will consist of a shootout question. The one with who answers correctly in the fastest time will win."
"Now here's the question," Krillin said. "Put these Hall of Fame inductees in order by year starting with the earliest."
"Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Andre The Giant
"Time's up! Let's see who answered the fastest," Krillin said. The titantron displays:
1st: Chi-Chi (5.7 seconds)
2nd: Android 18 (6.3 seconds)
3rd: Layla (7.0 seconds)
4th: Launch (N/A)
"And the winner is Chi-Chi!" Chaotzu said. The crowd boos Chi-Chi. Chi-Chi grabs a mic.
"You people are just mad because I'm a lot smarter than you," Chi-Chi said. The crowd booed louder. "Oh, get over yourselves!"
"Anyway, let's display the results of the Triathlon and the correct answers," Tien said. The titantron displays:
1st: Android 18 (10)
2nd: Chi-Chi (9)
3rd: Launch (8)
4th: Layla (4)
Answers in order:
d) Andre The Giant (1993)
c) Bret "The Hitman" Hart (2006)
b) "Stone Cole" Steve Austin (2009)
a) "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase (2010)
"Our last event will take place immediately after the following match," Krillin said.
Kane vs. Frieza (No Disqualification Match)
Kane's pyro goes off and "Man On Fire" by Jim Johnston plays as the crowd cheers.
"The following contest is a no disqualification match and is scheduled for one fall," Chimel said. "Introducing first, weighing in at 323 pounds, he is The World Heavyweight Champion, Kane!"
The crowd cheers.
"Kane has been chomping at the bit to get his hands on one of his brother's attackers," Grisham said.
"He gets his wish as he goes one-on-one with Frieza," Striker said.
"Down in the Catacombs" by Dale Oliver plays. Frieza's Spaceship appears high above and over the ring the lights darken and a spotlight appears in the middle of the ring. Frieza (in his Final Form) descends from the opening in the ship and appears in the ring. The crowd boos loudly.
"And the opponent from Planet Frieza, 'The Icy Tyrant,' Frieza," Chimel said.
"Frieza is as bit as intimidating as Kane is," Striker said.
"Frieza is right at home in this match," Ox King said.
The bell rings to start the match.
"Here we go!" Grisham said.
The two superstars met in the middle of the ring in an intense stare-down and both were waiting for the other to make the first move. The crowd began to cheer loudly in anticipation for the match to begin.
"Look at those two! This is intensity to the max!" said Striker.
"The crowd, as well as us, are just waiting for them to get things started!" said Grisham.
Suddenly, Frieza kicked Kane in the stomach and then followed that up with a standing dropkick right to Kane's face, dropping him to the mat.
"We're underway now!" said Striker.
Frieza immediately went on the offensive by picking Kane up with his tail by the throat, turning him around and punching him countless times in his lower back. Big Red Justice yelled out as he felt Frieza's punches hit him and the final one sent him down to the mat on his stomach.
"Man, those were some hard shots to Kane's back from Frieza!" said Grisham.
Frieza stepped over Kane, grabbed his legs, and locked on a Boston crab.
"And Frieza is continuing the pressure on Kane's back by locking on a Boston crab!" said Grisham.
"That is good strategy for Frieza! This is a no DQ match so even if Kane gets to the ropes that won't mean a thing! The hold will not be broken!" said Striker.
Kane grit his teeth and even started to grab his head to withstand the pain and when the referee asked him if he wanted to give up he said "No!"
"Look at Kane! He is beginning to grab his head because he is in so much pain!" said Striker.
"And he emphatically refused to give up from that submission hold!" said Grisham.
Frieza heard his opponent's words and increased the pressure on Kane's legs. The fans ringside began to slam their hands on the barricade, telling Kane to tap out, but that was the last thing on Kane's mind. He grabbed the ropes and began to pull himself off the mat, although he was still locked in Frieza's Boston crab.
"It looks like Kane has something on his mind! What is he trying to do here!" asked Striker.
Then, letting out a primal yell, Kane used his leg strength to throw Frieza off of him. Kane flipped onto his back and he got to his feet just a few seconds afterwards.
"Kane flips Frieza off of him!" said Grisham.
"Yeah, but Frieza is right back on his feet!" said Striker.
Frieza looked over and saw Kane pulling himself out of the ring and onto the apron. Frieza followed him and grabbed him by his head. Kane grunted in pain as he felt Frieza pull him up to his feet and after he did, Kane gave Frieza an uppercut, driving his hand into Frieza's throat. Frieza flew back onto the mat, holding his throat.
"Kane hangs Frieza up on the ropes!" said Grisham.
Outside the ring, Kane took a few seconds to get the feeling back into his legs and lower back. Afterwards, Kane got down and started looking underneath the ring for something.
"Uh oh! Kane is going for something under the ring!" said Striker.
"There are so many things underneath that damn ring! There ain't no telling what he is going to pull out!" said Grisham.
Seconds later, Kane stood on his feet and held an object in his hands. Gasps went throughout the Mount Paozu Arena as they realized what it was.
"Oh damn! A sledgehammer! Kane has a freakin' sledgehammer!" yelled Striker.
"My God! This is not good at all for Frieza!" said Grisham.
Kane slid back into the ring and measured up Frieza, who was just now getting to his feet.
"This is not going to be pretty!" said Ox King.
Frieza turned toward Kane and Kane rushed him, slamming the sledgehammer right into Frieza's jaw.
"OH SNAP!" said Striker and Grisham.
Frieza staggered backwards for just a spit second until Kane drove the handle of the hammer into his throat and drove him down to the mat, choking him with it. The crowd was letting out shocked gasps as they saw that.
"The brutality has begun!" said Striker.
"That was just sick! Kane slammed that hammer with into Frieza's jaw and is now choking him out with it!" said Grisham.
"This is all about payback for Kane," Striker said. "He wants to avenge his brother."
As Kane was choking Frieza, he leaned down so that he was an inch away from Frieza's agonized face and glared at him.
"Look at that twisted look on Kane's face! You can tell that he is enjoying every second of this!" said Striker.
Kane stood up off of Frieza and gripped the sledgehammer tightly in his hands. He lifted the hammer up and then brought it down into Frieza's gut, causing him to let out a pained yell and the fans let out more gasps.
"Damn! Right into the gut!" said Grisham, holding his stomach as he spoke.
Frieza rolled onto his stomach and Kane followed him. Kane grabbed Frieza by his head and lifted him up to his knees. Then Kane backed up a bit and held the sledgehammer as if it were a baseball bat. The fans gasped as they knew what Kane was planning.
"Oh fuck! Frieza get out of the way man!" said Striker.
Kane rushed at Frieza and swung the hammer at him, aiming right for his head. At the last second, Frieza ducked out of the way and Kane's momentum brought him right in front of Frieza and "The Icy Tyrant" gave Kane a low blow. A collective "OH!" came from the crowd, mostly the males as Kane doubled over in intense pain.
"I felt that one too!" said Striker.
"My God, that was close! Frieza would be without a head right now if he didn't move!" said Grisham.
Frieza had managed to make it to his feet, holding his stomach and there was a look of fury in his eyes. He turned to Kane, snatched the sledgehammer out of his hands, and then drove it hard into Kane's stomach.
"Ooh!" said Ox King.
"Frieza returns the favor for what Kane did to him!" said Grisham.
Kane crumpled down to the mat, holding his stomach and breathing hard from the pain he was in. Frieza threw the sledgehammer down and then grabbed his opponent, picked him up, and threw him to the outside of the ring.
"Kane is thrown to the outside of the ring!" said Striker.
Kane hit the ground hard and Frieza followed him to the outside. Frieza picked him up and led him to the barricade, where he slammed Kane's head into it.
"Kane's head is smashed into the barricade!" said Grisham.
"Those things aren't soft either!" said Striker.
Kane's head bounced off the barricade and he fell down to a knee right beside it. Frieza backed up a few steps and measured up Kane before running at him. Once Frieza got to Kane, "The Icy Tyrant" drove his knee into the side of his head.
"Oh man!" said Grisham.
The fans sitting ringside all jumped back as they heard the impact from Frieza's attack. Kane fell down to the ground, almost completely motionless. Frieza stood upright and looked out at the crowd and laughed manically as they booed him.
"This is brutal! This is absolutely brutal!" said Striker.
"We knew that this was going to happen, but my God, this is just crazy!" said Grisham.
Frieza bent over and picked Kane's deadweight body up and led him to the steel steps, sitting him up against it.
"Frieza has put Kane against the steel steps! What is he planning to do!" asked Striker.
Frieza went over towards the announcer's table and picked up a steel chair, getting a pop from the crowd.
"Does that answer your question!" asked Grisham.
Frieza went back to Kane and set the chair right up against him.
"Huh? I thought Frieza was going to hit Kane with the chair! What is he doing!" asked Grisham.
Frieza then went back into the ring and picked up the sledgehammer before making his way back outside.
"Oh my God! No! Not this!" said Grisham.
"Frieza is thinking of absolutely smashing Kane's brains in!" said Striker.
Frieza gripped the hammer in his hands and measured up Kane before rushing at him, lifting the hammer up.
"There he goes!" said Grisham.
At the last second, Kane grabbed the chair with his hands and hurled it at the oncoming Frieza, hitting him in the face with it.
"Whoa!" said Striker.
Frieza was knocked for a loop and as soon as he was within range of Kane, Kane wrapped his legs around Frieza's and hit him with a drop toehold, slamming Frieza's head into the steel steps.
"Oh my God!" said Grisham.
The fans all gasped and let out "Ooh's!" as they heard the impact from Frieza's head hitting the steps. Frieza was laid out from that and Kane took that time to regain his bearings.
"Not only did Frieza get hit right in the face with that chair, but Kane drove him head first into the steel steps!" said Striker.
"Just like he said he would do!" said Grisham.
Afterwards, Kane got to his feet, although shakily, and then made his way to Frieza, picked him up, and threw him back into the ring. Kane picked up the steel chair and then got inside as well.
"They head back in the ring and Kane brings the chair along with him!" said Striker.
Frieza was slowly making it back to his feet, holding his head as well. Kane practically saw red as he locked on Frieza. Frieza got to his feet and stumbled a bit on the ropes before he turned around. Kane flew at Frieza, the steel chair above him and when he was close enough, he smashed Frieza over the head with it.
"OH!" said Grisham.
There was a loud pop from the crowd as Frieza hit the mat and Kane stood over him.
"I think Frieza is out from that one!" said Striker.
"I believe so too! That was a vicious chair shot!" said Grisham.
Kane threw the chair down to the mat and picked Frieza's motionless body up. Then he lifted Frieza onto his shoulders. Kane positioned his head in between Frieza's legs and had Frieza's head between his legs. Kane was setting up the Tombstone Piledriver.
"Uh oh! Kane is looking to put Frieza out once and for all!" said Striker.
"And look at the position he has him in! And where the chair is! Kane is going to hit the Tombstone Piledriver and Frieza right on the steel chair!" said Ox King.
At the last moment, there were boos from the crowd and Kane was hit from behind. As a result, he released Frieza and fell down to the mat.
"What the…!" asked Striker.
"What the hell happened!" asked Grisham.
"Look! In the ring!" said Striker.
Everybody looked and saw Drew McIntyre and "Dashing" Cody Rhodes in the ring, a chair in McIntyre's hands.
"It's McIntyre and Rhodes!" said Grisham.
"This is brilliant!" asked Striker.
"They just attacked Kane from behind!" Ox King said.
McIntyre began to repeatedly slam the chair down on Kane and Rhodes joined in by stomping the daylights out of Kane.
"Now they are beating the hell out of Kane!" said Striker.
"But why! What is this all about!" asked Grisham.
"I don't know, but this is legal! Remember, no disqualification!" said Striker.
Kane covered up as best as he could to withstand the attack but he was soon overwhelmed by them. McIntyre and Rhodes stopped their assault and as McIntyre looked down at Kane, Rhodes picked up the other chair in the ring and then stood on either side of Kane, chairs in hand.
"Now McIntyre and Rhodes both have chairs!" said Grisham.
Kane began to stir and he made up to his knees and that was when McIntyre and Rhodes struck. They swung their chairs at Kane at the same time, smashing his head in between them.
"OH MY GOD!" said Striker and Grisham.
The crowd let out a collective gasp as Kane dropped down to the mat, completely motionless. McIntyre and Rhodes dropped their chairs in the ring and hi-fived each other before they made their way out of the ring, smirks on their faces. The crowd booed them as they went up the ramp and behind the curtain.
"I cannot believe what we just saw. McIntyre and Rhodes, for unknown reasons, just came out here and completely destroyed Kane," said Grisham.
"They smashed his head in between those two chairs. And now they are leaving as if nothing happened," said Striker. "Just brilliant! They are just Dashingly Sinister!"
Back in the ring, Frieza began to stir and he saw that Kane was down on the mat. Gritting his teeth, he pulled himself to the ropes and got to his feet using them.
"We better get back to business! There is still a match going on here!" said Grisham.
"Frieza has just now made it back to his feet! I don't think he has any idea what happened to Kane!" said Striker.
"I don't think he cares!" said Grisham.
The fans booed Frieza as he went to the downed Kane and started dropping kicks all over his body, finishing with a large knee to Kane's back.
"Death Beam!" Frieza shouts and fires at the downed Kane.
"Frieza drops kicks all over Kane and hits that hard knee on him!" said Striker.
"Not to mention the Death Beam," Ox King said.
Frieza got to his feet and an idea came to his head. He went and got one of the chairs in the ring and placed it in the middle of the ring.
"What the…?" asked Grisham.
"Uh oh!" said Striker.
Frieza picked Kane up and placed Kane's head between his legs.
"Frieza is prepping up for something!" said Grisham.
"And Kane is completely helpless!" said Striker.
Then, Frieza jumped and flipped in mid-air forcing Kane with him. He named this Flip Piledriver the Galactic Takeover.
"WOW!" said Striker. "What a move!"
Kane crumpled to the mat and the crowd let out a surprise pop.
"Frieza hits Kane with the Galactic Takeover!" said Grisham.
"And Kane was dropped on that chair, leaving his head wide open for the impact!" said Striker.
Frieza laughed and put one foot on Kane.
"There goes the pin!" said Grisham.
1…2…3…
The match was over and the referee called for the bell.
"It is all over! Frieza has defeated Kane!" said Grisham.
"Here is your winner, Frieza," Chimel said. The crowd booed loudly.
"Kane wanted revenge, but this was not his night," Ox King said.
"Will Kane be in any shape for Summerslam?" Grisham asked. "We will find out this Sunday."
Divas Triathlon (Final Event: The Swimsuit Contest)
Turtle Crane Inc. is once again in the ring. Chi-Chi, Launch (Good), Layla, and 18 are all in the ring in robes.
"Welcome to the final event in the Divas Triathlon," Chaotzu said. "The final challenge is a Swimsuit Contest. The rules are simple. Each diva will model their swimsuit to the WWE Universe. The winner is determined by crowd reaction."
"First up, Layla!" Tien said.
"Not Enough For Me" plays
Layla walks up to the nearest ropes and removes her robe. She was wearing a two piece with the word "Lay" on the right side of the top and "Cool" on the left side. She turned around and revealed the word "Flawless" on the bottoms. She then started doing a sexy dance on the ropes, giving the WWE Universe a great view of her hard body. The crowd, mostly the men, cheered and gave catcalls.
"Whoa! It's getting hot in here!" Krillin said. "Next up, Launch!"
"Goodies" by Ciara plays.
Launch performed something of a striptease. She removed the belt to her robe and slightly opened one side of the robe revealing one half of her blue top. She closed the robe up, and opened the whole thing up, revealing a bedazzled blur two-piece.
"Wow! Launch is smokin'," Striker said.
Launch waved and blew kisses to the crowd who cheer and catcall.
"Damn!" Krillin said. 18 shot him a look. "Sorry honey, hehehe!"
"Next up, Chi-Chi!" Tien said.
"What Love Is (remix)" by Jim Johnston plays.
Chi-Chi walked to the ropes, a smile on her face. She teased opening her robe several times and loosened her belt. She opened her robe, only to reveal a bathing suit that left a lot to the imagination, much to the chagrin of the fans, who boo loudly.
"Tough crowd," Chaotzu said. "Last but not least, Android 18!"
"Buttons" by The Pussycat Dolls plays.
18 went to the ropes with a smirk on her face. She loosened the belt on her robe. She finally removed her robe to reveal her custom bikini. This two piece had no actual top, as it only had to black hand plates covering 18's nipple area. The bottoms were black as well and complimented 18's lower body well. To add some shine, 18 had a belly piercing with the initials "KC" on the charm that was present (for Krillin Chestnut). The crowd was in an uproar. The men in the crowd were beating on the barricade in excitement.
"Oh my god!" Striker shouted. "I love my job!"
Krillin was staring hard at 18, in shock and lust.
"Jeez, Krillin, you're like a dog with a bone," Tien said.
"Huh…what?" Krillin asked not taking his eyes off his wife.
"You are like a dog with a bone!" Tien said slowly, putting emphasis on "bone."
"What…AAHH," Krillin looked down and saw his shame. Krillin took his jacket off and covered his front, but to no avail. "Oh man how embarrassing." Krillin continued to try and cover up.
"Now to determine the winner," Chaotzu said. "Was it Layla?"
The crowd cheered and hooted. The meter on the titantron read: 94%. Layla jumped in excitement.
"Simply…flawless," she thought.
"What did you think of Launch?" Tien asked. The crowd cheered and hollered. The men gave catcalls. The meter on the titantron read: 94%.
"Wow she tied with Layla!" Krillin said. "What about Chi-Chi?" The crowd booed loudly. Chi-Chi grabbed a mic.
"What is with you people?" She asked. "Do you really expect me to degrade myself to make you happy?" The crowd cheered in response.
"Well too bad," Chi-Chi continued. The crowd booed. "Didn't your mothers teach you perverts to respect women?"
"Anyways," Krillin said taking the mic from her. "What did you think of my wife, 18?"
The crowd went into a frenzy. Catcalls, chants, the works. The meter on the titantron read: 100%. 18 blushed.
"The winner of the Swimsuit Contest and the Triathlon, 18!" Tien said. The crowd cheered louder. The final results displayed:
1st: Android 18 (14)
2nd: Launch (11)
3rd: Chi-Chi (10)
4th: Layla (7)
This didn't sit well with Chi-Chi, as she immediately attacked Launch by hitting her in the head with a frying pan.
"What the hell?" Grisham asked. "That was uncalled for."
Layla charged at Chi-Chi, but Chi-Chi moved. Layla was also struck with the pan.
"There goes Layla," Striker said.
18 started to hammer away at Chi-Chi and got the upper hand. 18 whipped Chi-Chi into the ropes, but Chi-Chi held on as she bounced off. 18 charges her, but Chi-Chi sprays her with Green Mist.
"Green Mist," Ox King said. "That's my girl."
18 tried to clear her vision, but as she turned around, Chi-Chi levels her with The Blackout Kick.
"Did you see how 18's head jerked?" Striker asked.
Chi-Chi rolled out of the ring, leaving her three opponents laid out and Turtle Crane Inc. shocked. Chi-Chi grabs the Women's Championship and holds it high in the air as the crowd boos.
"The fun and games are over," Striker said. "Which smart, sexy, and powerful diva will be the Women's Champion after Summerslam?"
Goku vs. Cell (First Blood Match)
"Perfect Cell (techno remix" by Dragon Ball Z plays.
Cell comes out to boos as pyro goes off.
"The following contest is a First Blood Match," Chimel began. "The only way to win is by forcing your opponent to bleed. Introducing first, from Dr. Gero's Lab in The Future, "Super Perfect" Cell!"
"This match is going to be brutal," Grisham said as Goku's countdown began.
5…4…3…2…1…0…
The lights go off in the arena. Pyrotechnics go off on the stage. Then the lights come back on, and Goku's titantron plays along with his theme song, "Dragon Soul," by Sean Schemmel.
Don't stop, Don't stop, We're in luck now
Don't stop, There's so much to be found
We can find paradise, all we have to do is go, go, free your soul
Goku emerges from the curtain to loud cheers. Most of the crowd bows to him in respect as he makes his way to the ring.
"And the opponent, from East District, GOKU!" Chimel said as the crowd cheered louder.
"And there's who I believe is the hottest young rookie in the WWE! Goku has been turning heads since his very first match here a few weeks ago!" said Striker.
"And this is without a doubt going to be his toughest match thus far! Goku and Cell have history leading all the way back to the Red Ribbon Army days, and it has lead up to them competing in the Cell Games and right now in what is one of the most physical matches in wrestling history, a first blood match!" said Ox King.
"And you can bet that these two are just itching to get at each other!" said Striker.
Goku transformed into a Super Saiyan 2. Goku and Cell locked eyes with each other and it took everything in them to not rush each other right then and there.
"Oh man, I'm ready for this one! And so is the crowd! They are ready to see some blood!" said Striker.
"And they will at the conclusion of this match as either Goku or Cell has to bleed for the match to end!" said Ox King.
Goku went to his corner and seconds later the referee called for the bell and the match began.
"And here we go! Goku and Cell, one on one in a first blood match!" said Striker.
Goku and Cell met in the middle of the ring with fists flying. They each connected with some very hard shots until Goku began to get the better of the situation by backing Cell into one of the corners and then he unloaded with hard punch after punch on him, bring him down to a sitting position in the corner.
"This match got physical right at the starting bell and Goku is now all over Cell with those punches!" said Ox King.
Then Goku started to land hard kicks down on Cell, causing him to cover up a bit. The fans were already into the match because of the aggression being shown by the warriors.
"I'm with the fans! This is one aggressive match we are seeing, and it's only the beginning!" said Striker.
Goku got outside of the ring, threw up the apron, and started looking for something under the ring.
"Goku is looking to bring out the hardware, which he can do in this match as there are no disqualifications!" said Ox King.
Moments later, Mr. SmackDown! stood to his feet, with a steel chair in hand. The crowd cheered as they saw the weapon and Goku reentered the ring and stood just a few feet away from Cell.
"Goku gets back in the ring armed with a steel chair!" said Striker.
Goku gripped the chair tightly and rushed at Cell. At the last moment, Cell threw his feet up and kicked Goku in his stomach. As a result, Goku stumbled forward and landed in the corner, smashing his face against the chair.
"Oh man! I bet Goku wishes he didn't bring that chair in there now!" said Ox King.
Goku crumpled down to the mat and the referee checked him for blood and didn't see any. Cell growled and he went to Goku, kicked him out of the ring, and followed him out. Cell picked Goku up, led him over to the announcer's table, and slammed his head down on it, causing his head to bounce off of it and Cell followed that up by dropping Goku down to the ground with a swift punch to his face.
"Hard move after another as Cell drops Goku down with a punch!" said Striker.
"And through it all Goku is not bleeding!" said Ox King.
Cell looked out at the crowd and as they booed him, him glared back at them. He bent down, grabbed Goku's arm, and led him over to the nearby steel steps, propping him up against it. As Cell took a few steps away from Goku, the crowd all stood on their feet to see what was about to happen.
"What the hell is Cell about to do?" asked Striker.
"It looks like Goku is about to become one with the steel steps!" said Ox King.
Seconds later, Cell took off running at Goku and as soon as he was within range, Goku shot forward, wrapped his legs around Cell's, and tripped him headfirst into the steel steps.
"OH MAN!" said Striker.
"Cell went face-first into the steps after a beautiful counter by Goku!" said Ox King.
There was a pop from the crowd as the referee got outside the ring, went to Cell, and checked him for blood. He didn't find any.
"Whoa! Cell isn't bleeding after that?" asked Striker.
"Apparently not and the match continues!" said Ox King.
Goku got to his feet, shaking his head as he did so and went to Cell. He bent down, picked him up, and threw him back into the ring. Goku followed him in, set Cell down in one of the corners of the ring, and then delivered some hard kicks directly to Cell'ss forehead.
"Goku's softening Cell's head up with those kicks!" said Striker.
One final kick later, Goku turned around and picked up the steel chair that was still in the ring. He turned his attention to the dazed Cell and an idea formed in his head.
"What is Goku about to do?" asked Ox King.
"Super Kaio-Ken!" Goku charged up to Kaio-Ken form in his SS2 form.
Holding the chair in the air with one hand, Goku took off running around the ring to build up speed, running in Cell's direction.
Just when he was a few feet in front of Cell, Goku leapt in the air, placed the chair in front of him, and then as he descended, kicked/slammed it directly into Cell's face.
"HOLY CRAP!" shouted Striker and Grisham said.
"Kaio-Ken Attack! With the help of a chair,"
The fans went nuts with cheers at what they had seen and Cell fell down to the mat on his side.
"What the hell did Goku just do?" asked Striker.
"Are you blind? He just kicked/slammed that chair into Cell's face!" said Ox King.
"If he ain't busted open after that then I don't know what to tell you!" said Striker.
The referee checked Cell for any blood and didn't find any.
"Are you serious?" Striker shouted.
Goku threw the chair down to the middle of the ring after getting back up to his feet and after that, went back to Cell and dropped hard punches down on him.
"Now even more punches are coming from Goku now!" said Ox King.
Goku grabbed Cell by his head and picked him up out of the corner, led him over to the chair, and held his head in between one of his arms directly over it.
"Uh, this could hurt!" said Striker.
There was a pop from the crowd as they saw the position the warriors were in, but all of a sudden, Cell wrapped his arms around Goku's waist, lifted him off the mat, and slammed him down onto the chair face-first.
"Oh my gosh!" said Ox King.
The crowd all let out surprised gasps as they saw the force at which Goku's head bounced off of the chair and he held his head in pain as a result.
"What a counter by Cell! Goku looked like he was going for a DDT on the chair but Cell got out of it and sent Goku crashing down onto it instead!" said Striker.
The referee went to Goku, moved his hands out of the way of his head, and checked for blood. There wasn't any blood. The crowd cheered and Cell growled.
"And there still isn't any blood!" said Ox King.
Cell picked the chair up and hurled it out of the ring in anger then went right at Goku, picked him up, and threw him into a corner. Cell followed him in and unloaded with a series of punches that was almost difficult to watch. Cell finished his assault with a right hook that almost knocked Goku out on his feet.
"Damn! Those punches make the ones Goku was doing earlier seem like nothing!" said Striker.
Cell then lifted Goku up to the top rope and he himself followed him up there. Cell placed Goku's head between his legs and then looked to the outside of the ring and a sick smile appeared on his face.
"What the hell…?" asked Ox King.
As he bent over and wrapped his arms around Goku, realization set in on everybody in the building and there was a loud pop from everyone.
"Oh my God! No! He can't do this!" said Ox King.
"Who the hell is going to try and stop him?" shouted Striker.
At the last moment, Goku lifted his body up, taking Cell with him.
"Oh no!" said Ox King.
Cell went flying off of the top rope, spinning in a complete front flip and landing smack dab on his face on the outside of the ring.
"Cell just went flying off the top turnbuckle and did a face-plant right on the outside of the ring!" said Striker.
"There has got to be blood after that!" said Ox King.
There was a gasp from the crowd as they heard the smack of Cell hitting the ground and the referee went outside and checked him for blood. There wasn't any.
"What the…! There's no blood after that? No way! What the hell is Cell made of?" Striker shouted.
"He's comprised of cells of the strongest fighters on Earth! I'm beginning to wonder if either one of them is even capable of busting the other open in this match!" said Ox King.
Back on the top ropes, Goku took a few moments to catch his breath before he stood tall on the ropes, looking back down at Cell, who was slowing getting back to his feet.
"Goku is standing on the top rope! It looks like he has something big planned up there!" said Striker.
"Yeah, but wait! Look! Cell is pulling something out of his boot! What is that?" Ox King shouted.
"It looks like a…it is! That's a lead pipe!" said Striker.
Once Cell had stood up, Goku turned back around facing away from him and then leapt off the turnbuckle, performing a backflip as he did so.
"Wow! Look at Goku! He's going for a moonsault!" said Ox King.
As soon as Goku was within range, Cell gripped the pipe in his hand tightly, aimed for Goku's head, and swung it at him. However, Goku managed to move out of the way using Instant Transmission.
"Nice!" Grisham said.
Goku appeared behind Cell and held up his hands to his face.
"Solar Flare!" Goku shouted. As Cell turns around, he gets blinded by the flash of light.
"This is his chance!" Ox King shouted. "Get him Goku!"
Cell dropped the pipe he was holding. Goku quickly picked it up, held it tight in his grasp, and swung at Cell's head.
"OH SNAP!" said Striker and Ox King.
The crowd all gasped at the sound of the pipe cracking Cell's head and The Ultimate Android crashed down to the ground face-first.
"That was a sickening blow right to the head of Cell! Man that was sick!" said Striker.
"I wonder if that did the job!" said Ox King.
The referee went over to Cell and turned him over to check him for blood and Cell's head was gushing blood.
"Whoa! It's blood! We got blood!" said Striker.
The referee called for the bell and the match was over.
"It is all over! Goku has defeated Cell!" said Ox King.
"Here is your winner, GOKU!" Chimel said as the crowd cheered.
"Wow what a brutal match!" Striker said.
"I wonder what shape these two will be in for Summerslam," Grisham said.
"So do I," Ox King said.
"Summerslam is a mere two days away," Striker said. "To all of us here from SmackDown!, we thank you for watching. See you at Summerslam!"
End Chapter
The X: Wow what a show!
Goku: I thought I was done there for a second.
The X: You got through it! Now comes the hard part.
Goku: I have a world title match next chapter! I'm so excited!
The X: As for the Power 25. I've decided to forgo the chapter and start the Summerslam event right away!
Krillin: All right! I'll be wearing gold soon! I like our tag team name, Turtle Crane Inc.! It's catchy!
The X: On top of that, our first Z Fighter turned heel, Chi-Chi.
Goku: Uh…what's a heel?
The X: The bad guy in wrestling.
Goku: Oh.
The X: Now R&R readers!