Dear Diary,

I got to visit Grandpa today. Okay, I had hidden intentions but still I'm going to see Daddy. Since, talking to Straw, I looked the place up on the Internet. Don't worry, Daddy got Brainiac to protect me from evil websites that suck out people's brains, that's what Daddy said anyway. Uncle Eddie only did that with the T.V. It was the worst time of my life. I couldn't watch Scooby-Doo. I love that dog.

So I was at the police station. Same guy as before and when he saw me, he immediately led me to the back and then ran off. I went to Grandpas office and waited inside. He came after a couple minutes. He hugged me and then he over to his desk with lots of papers.

"Grandpa." I said and he "Hmm." me.

"Can I go to to the Ark-ham uh, the place where crazy people go?"

He looked at me funny. "Why would you want to go there?"

I couldn't tell hime about Daddy so I used the second-best excuse. "I found out that the evil lady that's been with Daddy is from there. I heard she broke someone out of there and I want to know if she's good or bad for him." I pouted and gave huge puppy-dog eyes.

He stared at me. I kept looking at him. Then he gave in.

"Fine. We have to transport a criminal anyway. I'll just take over. Promise to stay with me at all times?" He asked me, more ordering me.

I just bobbed my head, not really nodding, so if I get "lost", it's not my fault. He thought that I was agreeing with him. I love him but sometimes he makes lots of assumptions like Daddy just works a lot and I stay with a "nanny" which is usually Uncle Eddie in makeup. Daddy can't do it, neither can Uncle Harvey since their faces are very easy to spot. But I think, he has some vague idea who Daddy really is.

Grandpa sighed and took my hand and we walked outside. He barked that he was going to the crazy people place and taking the con? What is that? Eh, I'll ask Uncle Harvey or Doc later.

So later we went in Grandpa's car with the con in the back. I looked at him. He looked at me. He looks familiar especially the big nose and the big tummy.

"Sweetie, stop staring at the Penguin." Grandpa said.

Ah, that's who he was. He doesn't look dangerous just very funny. Wonder why Daddy didn't want me near him?

"Hello, girly." The penguin said to me. "What are you doing here?" He said very creepy like. Okay. Daddy was right.

"My Daddy says never to go near you." I answered.

"Well, your Daddy is an idiot. I'm practically harmless." He answered. I don't like him already. Daddy is one of the smartest people that I know. He's always right.

Grandpa chuckled at what Penguin said. "Right, after we took all your weapons away."

"I did nothing wrong. They were practically begging me to rob them." He laughed. "Who am I to deny them?"

"That's not a good excuse." I said to him.

"Heh, why's that girly?" He smiled at me.

"Because you're only doing it for yourself. A good criminal would say he did for himself and not blame others. That's what Daddy says anyway."

"Seriously, your Daddy is really stupid. What is he? A lawyer? An officer of the law?" The penguin sneered at me.

"No, he's a. hm. I don't exactly know what's his job but the she-devil worked at the place we're going." Hey I only what he does. I don't know what the job is called, exactly. Also I only knew the she-devil's job so it all works out.

"She-devil? Who's that?" The penguin laughed again. I wished he shut up.

"She's called Harley something or other."

"Harley Q?"

"Yes that's it."

Now that made him shut up, which was good but why? Oh well, we arrived at the place. It was nice-looking but didn't look so comfortable.

Grandpa pulled up and then got out of the car.

"Get out con!" He barked at the Penguin then he asked me nicely to get out to.

We went in. The only bad thing was. Grandpa only allowed me to stay in the waiting room with some officer while he filled out forms and put the Penguin in.

The only fun I had was staring at the officer really hard. He became all nervous and told me to stop but I didn't. I just kept watching him. Only amusement I had, and it ended when Grandpa came back.

"Did you find out anything?" He asked. I couldn't remember what about and it took a few seconds to realize it was about my lie. Dang it I totally forgot.

"Nope, nothing." He patted me on the head then he dropped me off at Uncle Eddie's vicinity. He knows the area of the apartment just not which one. So I got to Uncle Eddie's and told him about the Penguin. He smiled and nodded but his eyes weren't. Huh maybe I did something I shouldn't oh well. The penguin was creepy.