Chapter 10
I found myself in my room by myself, lying on the bed, board as hell. I was still full from all the pizza I conned out of Chris. It was hilarious, but I was still kind of embarrassed with myself because of telling Leon he had nice nipples. I laughed out into the dark room. Ada had some business to take care of so I wouldn't see her for a while. I thought about annoying Wesker some more but he was nowhere to be found. Probably in one of those labs I wasn't permitted in.
I wondered what was inside of me. Every now in then I get Wesker's voice in my head telling me to do something. But I had control over my body. I moved and fought like Wesker, but my eyes weren't like his and I don't have his temper problem. Maybe that's just him being bipolar. Maybe I should get him some meds for Christmas. I'd like to see his face!I looked at the clock and it was getting late. I decided I had the perfect song for dinner. The words in it would sure make anyone blush. Even a 'God'.
There was a knock on the door and I opened it. It revealed Wesker peering down at me through his sunglasses.
"Hi, can I have a pair of sunglasses like yours?" I asked, He smirked.
"No."
"You like that word don't you? Well anyways I guess I'll just have to take yours then." I said and snatched the glasses off his face and put them on as I ran further into the room. He stormed in and yanked them away from me and replaced them on his face.
"Dress for dinner. There are dresses in the wardrobe for you." He said. I walked over to it and looked at the dresses. I frowned at the choices.
"Did you pick these out?" I say pulling out a very short 'dress' and showing it to him. The bottom of it was a short black skirt thar would barely cover my ass hooked onto a metal ring that connected to the top, which was blue. There were no sides in it. (Dress from the movie pretty woman) Wesker smirked and nodded. I scoffed and put it back.
"Perv, I wouldn't even where that if I was a hooker. Which I'm not." The rest of the dresses weren't much better. There were a few appropriate dresses though. I picked out a strapless black sparkly one that went down to my knees. I pulled it out and faced Wesker. I waited a minute getting irritated. I threw my arms up.
"Are you going to watch?" I asked. He smirks. I glare at him.
"Oh come dear heart, all that teasing before and flirting and your telling me your scared of changing your cloths in front of me? My dear, I do believe in your world they call that cock teasing." Me being the proud woman that I am, scoffed and tore my shirt off. I couldn't see it but I was sure his eyes widened at my sudden change. And change I did. In front of the man that kidnapped me, and dammit I wasn't embarrassed at all about it.
A part of me was actually jumping up and down. What was wrong with me?
At dinner I didn't eat much, being still full of yummy pizza. I chose now to start randomly singing. I jumped up and started dancing around the dining room singing Hotdog by limp biskit.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!
and the Hotdog Flavored Water
Bring it on!
Get the fuck up!
Yeah!
Check, one, two
Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked up world
A fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked up dads
It's a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, Lethal's in the back
With the fact of the fires
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine inch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up aids
From fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Swinging on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme
It's on
Everybody knows it's on
Hey, it's on
Everybody knows it's on
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Hooo Haaa Haaaw!
Listen up baby
You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down
I.. don't.. think.. so
I don't want some
You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self
Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
Kiss.. my.. star.. fish
My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
By the end of the song I was headbanging and strumming the air like a guitar whilst jumping up in the air. Wesker was deeply amused about this more than he was irritated. Damn. We stood up and walked to me.
"That was very entertaining dear did you learn that...song?" He asked.
"Internet." I said simply.
"hmmmm." Was all he said as he stared at my figure in the black material.
"You look...mouth watering in that dress." He said obviously egging me on. Of coarse I said one word that I was so going to kill myself for saying in front of him as he scooped me up and took me to unknown places.
"Eep!"