A/N: The proof that rule 63 exists XD.

Mission Report 09: Not exactly as planned.

The next morning Yuuno Scrya's usually hyperactive mind was having a hard time rebooting after the abnormal quantity of alcohol he had ingested, and god knows what Chrono and the two other idiots had made him do while he was not in full possession of his mental faculties.

Seriously, why was he feeling so tired, and why was his head hurting so much. The three bastards were pretty much signed in for the worst torture he could come up with.

Maybe he could call in some favor from his insanely powerful childhood friends to have some help in his holy quest.

Finally, once his brain slowly started to work again, the young librarian finally managed to get up to a sitting position, massaging his temples as he tried to remember what happened, slowly turning his head as he heard a rustling sound from his side.

"Uhm?...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Two identical voices shouted at the same time as a pair of emerald green eyes met an identical one.

"What the hell…" Yuuno muttered as he stared at what looked like a reflection of his face on a mirror, only more feminine, and he was sure that those were definitely breasts, and fairly large ones by his standards.

If it was one of Chrono's jokes, it was definitely not funny.

"Oh, my god, if this is one of Hayate's jokes it's not funny." His female counterpart voiced his thoughts, but apparently it looked like their first suspect was quite different.

"I'd really love to tell you that this is all a joke, but I'm sadly in your same condition." He replied giving her an apologetic look. "And by the way, on my side I think that it was Chrono's fault."

"But Chrono always treats me nicely." The female Yuuno replied looking stupefied from his declaration.

"So does my Hayate."

"She always calls me Ferret-girl, and she never misses an occasion to prank me."

"Welcome to the club, Ferret-boy here." Yuuno shrugged.

"Oh hell, that was my first time." The female blonde cried. " Wait, does it count as mastur…"

"Stop!" The male one stopped her, extending one hand. "Please don't go in Hayate's territory."

"Well, at least some things are the same even in different universes." Fem-Yuuno sighed, letting out a small giggle.

Yuuno had to mentally kick himself, reminding that the one in from of him was an alternate version of himself, not just a pretty girl, better keep his thoughts in check.

"So, how did this happen?" He finally asked after taking a deep breath.

"I have some theories." Fem-Yuuno replied rubbing her temples.

"I have some too, let's compare notes."

*Three hours of magi-technobabble and a breakfast later.*

"Soooo, the best of what the two of us could come up with is a Lost Logia did it and it's all Chrono/Hayate's fault." Male Yuuno sighed in defeat. "It's rather depressing."

"Agreed." Fem Yuuno nodded. "I guess that the only thing we can do is focusing on what we can do for now."

"Yeah, I was just going to propose that too."

"So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The female one asked smirking.

"If it involves lots of mindfuck and binds then I think that we are on the same channel."

"As I hoped, let's get started."

That day two pranksters form different universes understood that what they did the previous night was not exactly their best plan ever.

One meek ferret was a thing, but two angry ones… May the Kaiser help their souls.