Derpy's Mailbag

by ColdWarKitten

Write letters to ponies and receive answers from the ponies themselves! Anypony is allowed, including background ponies. Not all letters are published. Some may be edited for content, grammar/spelling, and length. **EMAIL ADDRESS TO SEND THE LETTERS TO**: mailbagofderpy at gmail dot com **DO NOT SEND LETTERS AS REVIEWS! THEY WILL NOT BE PUBLISHED!**

10. Chapter 10

((*commits sistercide in a Tennant-deprived rage* SCREW YOUR STUPID MINECRAFT! I! MUST! WATCH! DOCTOR! WHO! *sigh* But, lucky for you readers, her Xbox-hogging gives me more time to update. Yay.))

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Dear Rarity,

Hi there! I just wanted to say how much I love your character on the show. I think you are one of the most under appreciated ponies on the show. I think you have a wonderful personality and you're really kind to everypony (Except maybe Applejack, but you two kind of have clashing personalities, so while I love Applejack, I can sometimes see where you're coming from, sometimes.…) Personally, I LOVED the first dresses that you made for everypony for the Grand Galloping Gala! They were perfect. I just thought I'd say hi, because no one else has yet. Oh, and say hi to Sweetie Belle for me, she's adorable.

Signed,

Grace (not my real name but I'm paranoid about the Internet)

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Dear Grace,

Oh, you flatter me, dear! Although I must say, it would be nice to have a little more recognition. Still, I understand why humans would write to the princess first. Yes, Applejack and I get along fine most of the time, but there are some times when I lose my temper with her. She's just so… unrefined sometimes, but as I say, an unrefined diamond is still a diamond at heart. And thank you, dear. Those dresses are perhaps my most glorious creations to date. I'll admit it was frustrating when my friends asked for more, but they are their dresses, so they should have them the way they like them.

I'll Send Sweetie Belle Your Hello,

~Rarity~

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((My Rarity voice is almost as bad as my Rainbow Dash voice. Well, the more you guys send, the more I write, the better I'll get! :D Did you like the fancy signature? Rarity's too pretty for a normal signature. ;P Also, whoever keeps using this email address to create accounts on various sites under the username "Sparkie", STOP IT because I WILL find you and report you. It's pointless anyway, because I have to activate the accounts for them to even exist. And I'm not activating anything. Sucks for you, fraudulent jerk.))