It's been... so LONG. But here it is. THE LAST CHAPTER... Just kidding! Ha-ha. I'm not that horrible... Or am I? Anyway. I will not bore you with a long author's note, so here it is.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN WARRIORS. They belong to the Erin Hunters. Do not sue me. This "Do not sue me" also applies to any other brand names I've mentioned. I'm not getting into specifics since that would take much too long.

"Lionpaw! WAKE UP!" Cloudtail screamed at the slumbering tom. Lionpaw jerked awake. "Now, tell me. What is the answer to the equation on the board?" Cloudtail asked, his eyebrows raised past his black frame glasses, which he said made him look 'smart'. Lionpaw stared at the board, seeing the equation, y+5x-231(54/3)= -450.

"Uh... Y is equal to 31? And X is equal to 65?" Lionpaw questioned his math teacher. Heatherpaw, in the seat behind him, burst out laughing. Cloudtail sighed and shook his head.

"NO! YOU DIM-WIT! YOU ARE WRONG. YOU ARE SUCH A FREAKING IDIOT. NO ONE LOVES YOU. ESPECIALLY THAT ATTRACTIVE YOUNG SHE-CAT BEHIND YOU BECAUSE SHE THINKS YOU"RE A HUGE DOUCHE. TAKE THAT, YOU DUMB BASTARD!" Cloudtail screamed in his face. Lionpaw just stared. The author is quite sorry if she turned Cloudtail's personality around, but honestly, it's been so long since she read any of the books in the series, she can't remember his personality.

"What the fuck?" He asked his teacher. Cloudtail shrugged and went back to scribbling on the board. Lionpaw sighed. Class had been going on for a week and he was already way behind. He put his head back down on the desk, drifting off into sleep.

He began to dream that he was walking along in a dark, crowded, smelly, loud... Wal-Mart. He wondered through the women's clothing, seeing a Miley Cyrus line. The tom recoiled from the pleather leggings that were featured. Lionpaw smirked evilly, getting a new idea. Whipping out his claws, he slashed through the leggings. There. No more of those monstrosities. He moved on to a book section, where he ran into a 7-year old girl sitting in the aisle, reading of all things, TWILIGHT. He gasped at the sight before him.

"OMS! GIVE ME THAT, YOU BITCH! I NEED ANOTHER COPY! Mine was stolen by Hollypaw!" Lionpaw lunged for the last copy that she holding. The girl managed to jump up.

"NO! THIS IS MINE YOU FUCKED UP CAT WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT AND HANGS WITH HIS CREEP DAD WHILE HE'S SLEEPING. THIS IS MY BOOK!" The 7-year old sprinted away from him running through the twisting aisles. Lionpaw wondered how this two-leg knew this… and how he knew she was 7. But, Lionpaw took off at high speed, trying to catch up with the two-leg, but even though he should be able to, he couldn't. She was taunting him with his name...

"Lionpaw! LIONPAW! It's time to go!" Hollypaw shook her brother's shoulders, attempting to rouse him. He had slept through the rest of Cloudtail's lesson, which was pretty stupid since they had a quiz on it tomorrow.

"I LOVE TWILIGHT!" He screamed bolting upright , which had all the cats turning to him despite the fact that they were leaving for their next class. He blushed a deep shade of pink as the other apprentices began to giggle. He turned pleading eyes on Hollypaw, who just shrugged. He sighed again. This was shaping up to be another long day. He smirked as he began to think of a plan…

Meanwhile… In a totally different part of the school where principal things happen…

"GREAT STARCLAN! This principle stuff is hard x 10. I can NOT believe I have to file papers! I have so much work to do for the clan and now I have to run a SCHOOL? I mean, Great Starclan, there is just so much going on with the yarn business and the lollipop business! Do you have any idea the demand for those? Or how hard it is to be the CEO of Yarn Is Us and Lollipops Are Yummy Inc.? DO YOU? And now I have to sit here at SCHOOL all day doing principal things! Which APPARENTLY involves separating young cats in the hallway! The hormones are WILD in this school, Graystripe! WILD. Graystripe! This is absolute hell! Do you regret being made vice principal?" Firestar rambled on and on to his best friend, who sat behind his desk… playing solitaire. Again.

"Huh? No. I don't regret it. I was entered because so many kitties wanted ME! Even though it was supposed to be deputies, I feel like a special kitty-cat," Graystripe smiled happily before realizing he lost Solitaire. Again. He burst into tears and threw himself down on his desk. Firestar yawned and patted his friend on the back.

"I know this will probably make you sadder, but you were the only one who would take the job… anyway, I'm off to do principal things! See you, Grape!" Firestar called over his shoulder. Why did he call him Grape? Because, believe it or not, Graystripe has a special fondness for grapes… and by fondness, we mean that he finds them sexually pleasing. Was that too much information?

Firestar padded out of his and Graystripe's office and into the main office where the school secretary, Whitewing, sat behind the desk, typing away. She smiled up at him as he walked past. He offered her a smile in return.

He was making his daily rounds. This is what was suggested in Being a Principal for Dummies. He had found this book on EBay (His best friend for life…) and had never been happier. There were some pretty good tips in there. There was a whole chapter dedicated to making bonds with the students, saying this is the most important thing a principal has to do. If not, he might be tortured… or murdered. Whatever the students felt was necessary. Either way, he felt the book was his savier. Another thing it said was to wear a "funny" tie. Today he was wearing a tie with smiley faces on it. He smiled down on it, thinking of that time he and Sandstorm "used" his tie… for erm… certain adult things that young children do not need to know about. Especially Lionpaw, who would most certainly use it to his advantage.

He suddenly heard shrieks coming from the English classroom and immediately ran into the room. Inside, he saw the most scary thing…

Oh, woops. I left you with a cliff hanger? Yupp. Don't worry. The next chapter is already finished. And I know this one is short (1011 words in the actual chapter, to be exact) but I had to put SOMETHING up. The next one will be up in a day or two… or three. Whatever I feel is a sufficient time for you to be under suspense. Oh! And virtual plushies will be listed in another chapter along with any apprentices I had to add into the story since the other clans didn't have, like, any listed.

XOXO (No, that doesn't stand for kisses and hugs… it stands for Xs and Donuts! Duh)

~*Redstar/Brittany*~