DISCLAIMER- I DON NOT OWN KHR OR BACANNO! I ONLY OWN MYSELF AND THIS STORYH THAT I MADE! ( I mean It IS fanfiction right!)

I'm going to change everyone!

Chapter 10- Firo Prochainezo

Saturday 4:38 am

I was still sleeping so peacefully. Until SQUALO(!) Barged into my room yelling. "VOOOIII GET YOUR ASS UP PIYO!"

I groaned "Noooooo It's only like 4:589 something~"

"THAT'S NOT EVEN A TIME NUMBER! NOW GET UP!" He pulled my leg and I grabbed the bed leg. "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO FRAAAAAAANNNNNNN!"

Fran somehow heard me and came in without his hat on….I thought he wasn't supposed to though! "Whaat Piyo chaaan~?" "Heeeeelllllppp meeeeeee~~~~ I just want to get some sleep for the daaaaayyyy"

"But you're always sleeping on weekends."

"Sooooooo what about it!"

"That means you won't get to eat that much."

I stopped with a blank look. "…Really?" He nodded as a yes. "We even made cookies too."

"…..What kind of cookies?"

"Sugar cookies."

I stood up slowely "K I'm up! Now GET OUT!"

"VOOI WHY!" I turned to Squalo with the Seriously! Face. "Do you want to see me change you perv!"

"I'M NOT A PERV!"

"THEN GET OUT! GTFO PEOPLE!"

"Uhhhh what does that mean?" Squalo asks.

"FACE PALM!...OOOWWWW THAT ACTUALLY HURTS!"

"FINE WE'LL LEAVE NOW HURRY UP!"

"….kk." Squalo and Fran left the room and I went to my closet to get my one piece dress with a blue shirt under it. I came out and the two were just waiting for me for some odd reason.

"Uhhhh why are you out here?"

"So we can tell you to wake Bel senpai up~." Fran said. I stepped back and made an X sign with my arms "No! No no no no no no NO! I'm not going to that cheese cake hair room of his!"

"VOI! DO IT!" Squalo yells trying to order me.

"NO! Why don't YOU!" I yell back.

"Cause we don't wanna!"

"What are you! CHICKE~N!"

"WER'RE NOT CHICKENS!"

"Then you wake him up!"

"Hell no! Do you even know what he does if you wake him up!"

"…..yes?"

"THEN WHAT!"

"Ummm let's seeeeee."

Three minutes later!

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH….I HAVE NO IDEA!"

Fran came up to me "UWA!"

"Could you please just wake him up Piyo chan? I'm hungry~!"

"Then why don't you go into the kitchen and eat something!"

"But we don't have any food."

"But you said that you have cookies!"

"….I lied."

My eyes widen as a shock "You WHAT! YOU FUCKING LIED!"

I smacked Fran's head over and over again. "NO! BAD, BAD, BAD! LYING IS BAD FRAN! I HATE PEOPLE WHO LIES!"

F-"Owww Piyo chan. That hurts. Please stop."

Me-"QUIT YOU'RE EMO VOICE! BAD BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD, BAD FRAN!"

F-"Stop hitting me~! Squalo senpai~ help me~!"

S-"…..You're on your own kid!"

F-"Che! Even though I helped you wake up Piyo chan too~!"

I turned to Squalo and smacked him too. But only did it once and it was hard. "SMACK TO YOU TOO SQUALO!"

S-"VOOOIII WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"

Me-"For waking me up for no reason! SMACK SMACK SMACKITY SMACK!"

S-"OW! STOP HITTING ME!"

Me-"I'm not hitting you! I'm only SMACKING you! There's a difference kk?"

S-"THEN STOP SMACKING ME YOU BITCH!"

I smiled at him "Awww thanks for the compliment SQU-CHAN!"

S-"DON'T CALL ME SQU-CHAN!"

Me-"Ehhhhhhh But whyyyy? It's fun to say your name like that!"

S-"NO!"

Me-"Pleeeeeeaaaaase?" I made puppy dog eyes at him with a cutie voice "Pweeeeaaaase Squalo ONII-CHAN?"

S-"WHAT THE HELL?"

In the end, I was the one who has to go wake Belphegor up. I knocked and opened to his room. "…WHAT THE FUCK!" The room was all messy AGAIN!

I even cleaned it too! I ran to him and yanked off the blanket he was using. He was still asleep, but his arm was moving around trying to find the blanket. "Pfffffft"

I went to the curtains and opened it with solar beam power. "GO VENASAUR SUN! USE SOLAR BEAM AT BELPHEGOR!" The sun was really bright that he actually woke up. "NNNNNNNNGGGGG" What the hell was that sound?

He looked at me. "…What maid." He said. I took in a deep breath and yelled out "VOOOIIIWAKE THE FUCK UP!"

"VOI! Don't copy me!" Squalo said across the hallway.

"…no" was his answer and plopped back to sleep. I pulled him in the leg like Squalo "…..C-C'mon! Don't you want cookies!"

"…..what kind?"

"…Chocolate? I was going to make them but if everyone does not wake up, well no cookies at all!"

"The prince does not want any cooki- Grrrrrrrgggrgrgrr" Belphegor stomach growled. Oh wooooow! "Pfthahahahahaha! GET UP ALL READY!"

"….."

"Hahaha I'll leave so you can change or whatever you guys do kk hahaha" Then I left his room until I noticed what I forgot.

I ran back to his room and smacked his head "NO! NO NO NO NO NO! BAD CHEESE CAKE HEAD! BAD CHEESE CAKE HEAD!"

"Why are you hitting the prince maid!" He yelled at me

"Cause you made this place dirty AGAIN! Do you know how long it took me to clean this place!"

"...48 minutes?" There was a mad mark on my head and smacked him harder on the head. "NO YOU IDIOT! IT TOOK ME LIKE AROUND…..9,067 MINUTES! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK SMA-

"STOP IT! I ORDER YOU TO STOP MAID!"

"Then GET OUT OF THE BED!"

"THE PRINCE IS ALREADY OUT OF BED! YOU JUST BARGED IN AGAIN!"

"…Oh yeah you're right…"

….SMACK!

"OW!"

"Ciao ciao~!" I skipped out of his room and went downstairs to make those stupid cookies.

Later on the kitchen. I was mixing the cookie batter in the bowel while the oven was heating up.

When I stopped I sighed heavily "…THIS…..IS…..BORING!" I mean….reaaallly boring! It's waaay too quiet. Don't you need some kind of talk or music to get something fun to do! Do you do that too when you do something?

So I got my I pod and played some random music. I put on my earphones when it started playing.

List of the random songs-

Not your birthday by all star weekend

NA NA NA by my chemical romance

Hate you by 2ne1

I am the best by 2ne1

La la land by Demi Lovado

This is me by Demi Lovado

And some other shit that I forgot!

While I was still mixing that cookie batter thingy, Fran called on me for something. I stopped the music to hear him "Whaaata!" I said with a lazy voice.

"Do you need any help?" Wow that's strange! I never heard of an offer from Fran or anything. I nodded "Yeah! Um could you mix this thingy while I get a cutting shapes whatever you call it?"

He didn't say anything and started to go to the bowl. "Wait Fran! There's a" There was a spill that a maid accidently forgot to clean up. I think it looks like soap…but wax at the same time.

Fran fell to the ground and I finished the sentence weirdly "Spill…..on the..floor. Um….are you okay?"

He stood up and looked at me the same way he did. "Why didn't you tell me that earlier Piyo chan?" Even though he didn't show expression, at least he can say it. …He sounds mad.

"Well I'm sorry~! I just noticed it yeesh! You don't have to yell at me you know! (- 3 -)"

"I'm not yelling though, I'm just saying why."

"But you sounded like it. Here mix!"

Fran grabbed the bowl and started mixing. Then I stopped again and stared at him. "….what Piyo chan?" He said it without turning to me. "…did you wash your hands first?"

"…..yes?"

"DUDE!" I smacked his hat "Owwwwwww."

"Wash your hands before doing stuff please! AND DON'T LIE ANYMORE!" He went to the sink and washed his hands.

20 minutes later, the cookies were finished.

I raised my arms high in the air "HOOOORAAAHH! PRAISE THE LAWD CAUSE THE COOKIES ARE DONE!" "Piyo chan, my ears hurts" "Sorry~!"

Belphegor and Squalo came in the living room with blood on their clothes. Meaning that they came back from the mission…when the hell they even went to a mission!

"VOOOIIII COOKIIIIEEEESSS!" Squalo tried to grab one but I slapped his hand away. "HEY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!"

"Wash your hands! I don't want blood taste like cookies!"

"Shishishi I would like THOSE kind of cookies maid." Belphegor laughed but frowned when I said "AND you're not gonna get any! NOW WASH!" I pointed to the bathroom.

Squalo mumbled some shit about me and went to the bathroom to wash his hands. Belphegor followed Squalo to do the same thing. I stood there for a sec and asked Fran "….Did I just ordered them?"

"It seems so." I jumped and did a fist pump. "FUCK YEAH! I'M A BAMF OF THIS ANIME!"

"What does BAMF mean?"

"Uhhhhhh Best Amazing Magician Fran?" I lied to him but people who do not know what it means….it means Bad ASS Mother Fucker. "So you just called me a best amazing magician?" "ummmmmmm…probably a yes?"

Squalo and Belphegor came out of the bathroom with their hands clean. "VOI were done cleaning our hands! Now give me the cookie!" I waved a finger at him "chi chi chi! Say please first!"

"HELL NO!"

I shrugged "Oh well then. Fran, you can have the cookies." Belphegor and Squalo was shocked and in sync yelled "WHAT!"

I glared at them "Hey! Don't say please, then you won't get any and starve to death for the day! Kk?"

"…"

"p-p-pp-please?" Squalo mumbled again. "Say it clearer!"

"DAMN IT PLEASE! OK? I SAID PLEASE!"

"Good job! Now you can dig in!" Squalo went to the cookies and I looked at Belphegr waiting.

"…"

"C'mon you can say it!"

"The prince does not say please!"

"But you just DID!"

"…"

"Say please."

"No"

"Say please!"

"NO"

"Do you want the cookies!"

"Shishi of course I do."

"Then say please!"

"…..please?"

"See that wasn't so hard was it!"

"….." Bephegor didn't say anything and started to eat the cookies.

Then the door bell rang and I opened the door. "Hello! Who is thi-

"HI PIYO CHAN!" There was a boy with a green hat with a green suit….is this like….Party time or something?

"ummmm who are you?" I asked him. He looked like the same age as me.

"You don't remember me? It's me! Firo!"

"Firo…Prochainezo?" He nodded.

"Fiiiiiirrrooooo!" I hugged him as a welcome. "So this is where have you been for the last 5 years! In anime world!"

"Haha yeah…this place is weird though. But it's great to see you again Piyo! And I want to ask something."

"Yeah what?"

"Who are those three in the back?" He pointed and turned around. Squalo, Belphegor, and Fran was looking in the corner while eating cookies. I pointed to each one of them "Blondie is a douche bag, Long haired one is an asshole, and the frog hat is Fran!"

Firo waved at them "Hi douche bag! Hi Asshole! Hi Fran!" I kind'f laughed at that one.

"VOOIII THAT'S NOT MY NAME! IT'S FUCKING SQUALO!"

"Shishishi and I'm Belphegor. Prince the ripper."

I rolled my eyes "Yeah yeah whatever! So how did you know that I was he- you used the website didn't you…?"

"Yeah I did."

"Ah thought so. And why are you here anyway?"

"I came to ask if you could….Come to MY anime world with me!" I stood there, awkward silence, then "EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

TBC!

A/N zone!

Me- okay so what the hell just happened! We'll this be the climax of this story? Then answer is…..FUCK NO! :D

Oh and Firo is from the series called Baccano. It's the same person who made Durararara so…..I think you'll like this show for those who did not see it yet:D

Anyway review if you want to and see yall later!

Ciao ciao~