Brian and Barbara went to the human pound with puppy Stewie, human Brian and human Barbara to help free Stewie. Joe was sleeping at the reception desk.
"We got to be quiet", puppy Stewie said.
All five of them tiptoed past Joe hoping they wouldn't wake him.
"Look, there he is", puppy Stewie whispered pointing to the jail cell.
Stewie sat in the cell along with three other men. He looked down at the floor looking completely sad. He raised his eyes to see everyone and smiled.
"Oh thank god, I'm saved!"
Stewie got up and ran to the cell door just as they all ran to the door as well. Puppy Stewie pulled a ray gun from his back pocket and fired at the door making it turn to dust.
"Oh, Stewie, you're safe", Barbara said hugging him.
"Come on, let's get out of here", Brian said.
"Alright, the three of you stand over there and I'll send you back where you belong", puppy Stewie said.
Barbara held Stewie's hand in one of her own and held Brian's in her other.
"Gosh, Brian", Stewie said. "I sure hope this next leap will be the leap home."
"Wait!" human Brian said. "Take me with you."
"Brian, you can't go", human Barbara said taking his hand. "You belong here."
"What do you mean?" Stewie asked looking at human Brian. "You can't come back to our universe."
"Come on", he said. "A place where humans are in charge? I can't pass that up."
"Wow he almost sounds as selfish as you did earlier", Barbara said looking at Brian.
"Hey!" they heard.
Everyone turned to see Joe awake and crawling toward them.
"Get away from there!"
Puppy Stewie pressed a button on the remote he had that opened the portal to the universe home. Brian, Stewie and Barbara were sucked into the portal before Joe could catch up with them. Just as Joe caught up to human Brian and Barbara, Brian jumped into the portal before it closed.
"Brian!" human Barbara said jumping in after him.
With a flash of light, Stewie, Brian and Barbara made it back to their own universe. Human Brian and human Barbara fell the minute they arrived.
"Brian, you selfish jerk!" human Barbara said pulling human Brian's hair.
"Well, this looks like home", Stewie said looking around.
"Are you sure this time?" Barbara asked.
"Is there any way we can be sure?" Brian agreed.
They walked to the door and looked down the hall to see Meg standing outside Peter and Lois' bedroom.
"Mom, have you seen my trapper-keeper?" she asked.
Peter opened the door and grabbed her head, pressing it against his butt as he farted loud and long. He ran back into the room laughing leaving Meg to cry.
"Yeah, we're home", Stewie, Brian and Barbara said at the same time.
"Jinx!" Barbara said.
"What do we do about these two?" Stewie asked looking at human Brian and human Barbara. "We got two Brians and two Barbaras in our universe."
"Don't worry", human Brian said. "I don't plan to stay in Quahog."
"Then where are we going to live?" human Barbara asked.
"We're going to go out into the world and see what we can make of ourselves. We can be somebodies here."
"Well, it should be easy for you cause, I mean what luck", Stewie said. "You're white! You have no idea how big that is here."
Human Brian took human Barbara's hand as they stepped outside the house.
"Goodbye, Stewie", they said. "Goodbye, Brian. Goodbye, Barbara. Maybe our paths will cross again someday."
They turned and walked out into the street.
"Look at them go", Stewie sighed. "Free in a world of their own kind. Where they can finally reach the full potential…"
He stopped as suddenly a car came and hit human Brian and human Barbara.
"Oh my god! They got hit by a car!"
And that brings us to the end of this fic. Thanks for reading and stay tuned for the next chapter in Brian and Barbara's adventures! Coming soon!