10 Vegeta's latest plan
"What's this plan," I ask skeptically not likeing the idea of him having yet another plan.
"Well it's one Kakarot will without a doubt love," Vegeta says grabbing my arm and flying off landing several miles from capsule corp obviously he wants to make sure no one spies on him.
"I highly doubt it and if this involves wishes you know your going to run out," I say to him flatly.
"Of course it does the only wish you can't grant is a selfish one all others as long as you got enough tears can grant anywish," Vegeta says smirking at me.
"You know you scare me sometimes with how much you know," I reply to him simply.
"Well I try though there's no reason for you to be scared of me," Vegeta answers back at me.
"Yeah key word is you as in Vegeta," I say not being anymore reassured.
"What ever just grant the wishes this time I need you to make Kakarot and Raditz's knew girlfriends sayians," Vegeta demands with a shake of my head I grant the wishes just like I did the last one.
"I really do not get anything you have plans obviously and how many tears do you have I don't remember having had so many but you still have a lot left," I say looking at all the tears left in Vegeta's container he stored the tears in I couldn't understand why they don't dry very easily like normal tears but I didn't really care.
"So long as I don't run out before my plan is complete it doesn't matter I earned them fare and square and if I do run out I guess I can always find a way to get more," Vegeta says smirking at me.
"Alright you got your wish and I'm getting hungry can we go back now," I ask Vegeta hopefully.
"Well I guess but you owe me this whole can't grant selfish wishes is keeping me from immortality and driving me insane," Vegeta says going super sayian and taking off at full speed I don't hesitate to follow pursuit and catches up to Vegeta right as he was power down to his normal form I still couldn't see reason for him to not have told anyone of our strength but wasn't questioning him any time soon.
"Hi guys were back from our date," Kakarot says walking through the gate with Chi-Chi right as they land.
"Hey look at that every ones back already," Raditz says walking in with Bulma not even a minute later.
"Kakarot insisted to be back for dinner," Chi-Chi says to them.
"We came back for dinner since it was only a movie but didn't you guys go eat dinner," Bulma ask them.
"Yes and I'm still hungry," Kakarot says simply.
"You humans have pathetic appetites," Nappa says to them.
"Right humans do don't they," Vegeta says a little strangely to most the others.
"Vegeta I know that tone of voice I know you better than anyone here and I don't spy now what are you thinking," Raditz demands.
"You'll see trust me by this time tomorrow anyone with a brain should know," Vegeta says to him smirking.
"You know normally I'd say something but Bardock and I have a plan of our own," King Vegeta says grabbing Bardock and walking inside.
"What plan I thought ours was going pretty well," Bardock ask his king.
"Well we need to work on spying the blond woman is a genius with spying why didn't we think of cameras," King Vegeta says walking into the kitchen.
"Cameras was something I had installed long ago Bulma never knew I have twenty cameras in every single room of the house well not the any bedrooms there's only two in each of those and I keep most of them off I got Vegeta, Bulma, Kakarot, Kase, Raditz, and Chi-Chi's all on currently.
"I told you girls know how to spy," Bardock says to his king.
"Well at least we aren't as bad as Nappa," King Vegeta says laughing.
"You boys are doing rather well but you have alot to learn I have everything I record air on television every night people just love Bulma's life and the last time Vegeta was here the viewers increased dramatically likely more girls started watching.
"Amazing when it comes to the cunningness of spying she surpasses us greatly," Bardock says rather impressed.
"Thank you now I'll show you boys where the cameras are hidden and maybe we can work on one to follow those kids around secretly," Mrs. Briefs says with a smile.
meanwhile
"What are they up to," I wonder aloud.
"Well now we know my mother has been spying on me with cameras she likely is teaching them how to do the same," Bulma informs the sayians.
"Great now every time you two kiss dad will have it on video meaning he has a new means of punishment," Raditz says terrified by the idea.
"Well they have alot to learn they think she's good at spying wait until they see what I got up my sleeve," I say pulling a miniture tv screen out of my pocket and a small camera that looks like a lady bug.
"Wow Vegeta you didn't tell us you knew how to spy," Kase says a little surprised.
"Did you honestly think I wouldn't have this to spy on my enemies this can teach you so much about them," I say to them informatively.
"Vegeta stop just stop you get strength girls spying and a bunch of yes men," 17 says rather jealously.
"Don't forget a really awsome hover chair I couldn't resist taking Frieza's it's way to much fun," I say smirking.
"Please stop at this rate 17 won't stop bugging me about it for the rest of our lives," 18 says annoyed at the thought.
"No worries I actually don't get annoyed to death by him so we'll train with him and teach him a little on how to get girls purely on looks," I say rather happily at this 17 gets extremely excited.
"So long as this does not involve wishes I could care less for this plan now let's eat," Kase says walking into the dinning room. The rest of us follow close puresuit and go to sit at the table.
"Vegeta when are we leaving," Kakarot ask rather curiously.
"When ever I fucking say I am," I yell at him.
"So when you grow bored," Raditz states more than ask.
"Yes and trust me on this one you won't have a doubt in your mind I'm ready to leave," I say to them all.
"Jerk I can't believe your not telling me why were here and I seem to be involved in your brilliant plan so far," Kase says angerly.
"No need to pout unlike you I can't be broke what I want secret stays secret until I decide other wise," I cooly state.
"Who cares before you know it I'll be able to get any girl I want," 17 smugly says.
"Don't get ahead of your self there will always be those off limits such as sayians," Radtiz says knowing full well I would not allow that.
"Well for now I have business to attend all sayians are to come along now we must collect our spying fathers," I say walking to where I felt the ki of my father who was to my dismay was whispering with Bardock about something.
"Don't think you guys are going to sneek up on us," Bardock says when we arrive.
"Weren't trying were heading to the kings palace care to join us," I say in a tone indicating there wasn't a choice.
"Alright let's go," King Vegeta says.
"Right unless I'm not good at counting we have all sayians," Nappa says every one laughs at this he can't count.
"Actually I believe we seem to be missing two," Kase says smirking.
"She's just joking," Nappa ask hopefully.
"Sure but we are planning on taking two or three others for the fun of it," I say with a smirk on my face.
"Bulma, Chi-Chi grab the dr and 17 were going somewhere," I yell causing the others to cringe.
"Dammit I never did I say who was going," Vegeta says angerly.
"Aw but I know what people you have in your plan and your offer to 17 said he was in it even if he hasn't a clue," I say with a smirk.
"What is it Vegeta are we starting with you teaching me about girls," 17 eagerly ask.
"No we have a negotiation or bussiness meeting to attend with the king of Earth," Vegeta states smirking and flying off towards the palace the others followed pursuit Nappa having lost rock paper scissors was flying with while Kakarot was teaching the other three the basics of flying which to all their surprise they got right off the bat. I wasn't surprised by Bulma and Chi-Chi but 17 yes the wish didn't involve him. It didn't take long to catch up to Vegeta who had landed just out side the palace gates we quickly landed.
"What's this about Vegeta," Bulma ask with a little excitement at having just flown.
"You wait here I'll go have some fun," Vegeta says with that he walks up to the guards.
"Can we help you kid," one of the two guards ask.
"Yes I want to see the king," Vegeta says in a only slightly demanding voice. At this the two guards crack up laughing.
"Your here this he thinks he can just walk up and see the king," the second says laughing hard.
"Man Hercule this guy is hilarious," the first one says.
"Well how about I put it like this let me through I am Prince Vegeta of the sayian race of Vegeta-sei and I am here for business reasons," Vegeta says in any unnervingly calm voice exspecially to any one who has met him.
"Well your quit good at making up stories but not going to work now leave," the guard know as Hercule orders him.
"Lucky for you this is going just how I want it to rather than kill you now I'll do so when I walk through those doors with your king," Vegeta says walking back towards us we had no idea what he's thinking.
"Why didn't you blast them that one kid was Hercule he's a cheater he claims to be strongest man on earth," 17 says smuggly.
"I wanted to be told no it'll make it more fun when we come out of the palace walking with your king," Vegeta says and with that he takes off to an open window with every one in close pursuit.
"What how did you people get in here," the king says having spotted us as he walked into the room which looked to be his office.
"Long story and I'm not sure why were here," Dr. Briefs says to the king.
"Nice to see you again it's been awhile and Bulma your here as well," the king happily says.
"We are here for a few minor business matters I decided we'll discuss a treaty now those who will not be important in this take a seat away from the desk," Vegeta orders us. At this Bulma, Chi-Chi, 17, Dr. Briefs and I all go sit somewhere while every one else pulls up a chair.
"There aren't enough chairs Vegeta," Raditz says observing the chair amount.
"Ok obviously I wasn't specific enough there are only four chairs across from the king here now Bardock you may stay as well the rest who know they aren't apart of this go join the others Dr. you get the remaining chair Kase get over here," Vegeta orders yet again. Dr. Briefs get's up and walks over and takes a seat in the vaccant chair, I also get up and walks over and continue to stand.
"What exactally is this about what do you mean treaty," the king ask at this every one shrugs their shoulders except Vegeta who just smirks.
"I'll explain as soon as every one is seated now Kase take a seat," Vegeta orders me.
"Hey mister my IQ is in the thirty millions not any empty chairs," I say to him.
"Yes I am already well aware of that you'll just have to sit on my lap," Vegeta says smirking at me Bardock and King Vegeta chuckle at this.
"Shit head," I say to him sitting on his lap a little reluctantly.
"Kase watch your language the last thing we need is your mother finding out your starting to curse like you brothers," Bardock tells me sternly.
"Yes daddy whatever you say," I say to my father smirking myself.
"Alright now we can begin I guess introductions are in order I'm Vegeta, the man who looks like me is my father, the other man is Bardock and you seem to know the dr. and lastly this is Kase," Vegeta says going over every one at the desk.
"Vegeta are we here for a treaty involving Vegeta-sei and the Earth or is this realy only your concern," King Vegeta ask his son growing tired of being kept in the dark.
"Well as ruler of the universe I don't technically need protection but as prince of planet Vegeta-sei I can't have treaties without your concent father," Vegeta says not really answering his question.
"Great my son is the smartest, strongest, most ruthless and cold hearted being in the universe how is it I surived raising you this long," King Vegeta ask no one really.
"Don't forget grossest," Kakarot yells from across the room.
"Honsetly did he have to kiss our sister right infront of us I mean Vegeta your the prince of our planet and race and to top it off best friend," Raditz says complaining.
"Shut up Raditz or you'll regret it," I yell back to my brother.
"Great now she's turning into Vegeta, Bardock your going to have to help me keep my sanity I may just lose it," King Vegeta says sighing.
"Alright this contract gives Earth my protection in exchange for technology and food we don't have for Vegeta-sei now every one sign this is getting annoying," Vegeta orders and without even reading us four sayians sign the king and Dr. Briefs how ever were looking over it satisfied they signed as well.
"Well that seems simple enough we can send you guys food and technology you may be lacking," the king says with a smile.
"Fantastic now I am going to go get rid of this headach that's forming I'm glad Tarble wasn't brought to Earth," King Vegeta says rubbing his temple.
"Just be thankful your not Kakarot and Raditz's father," Bardock tells his life long friend.
"You know we do have ears and I take offense I'm not as bad as him," Raditz says pointing at his younger brother.
"Why did I demand to come," King Vegeta says to himself.
"You missed the longest pillowfight in sayian history," Kase says smiling.
"Of course me and my big mouth," King Vegeta says.
"No worries we'll be gone before you know it now let's go would you be so kind as to show us out I don't think flying down is the best thing for those two," I say nodding my head at my father and Bardock. The king nods in agreement and walks us down to the gates and I couldn't help chuckle at the looks on the faces of the two guards.
"What the fuck how did you get in," Hercule demands.
"Well as an alien prince it's not hard to just fly into a window exspecially when your the sayian prince and ruler of the universe," I simply reply the others can't help but laugh as we fly back to Capsule corporation.
"You guys left and none of you asked if I wanted to come," 18 says to them scowling.
"You guys it's not right 18 doesn't do anything but complain when left alone," Mrs. Briefs says whining about spying without flat out saying it.
"Trust me you didn't miss much though Vegeta I think amazed Hercule whom he said he was going to kill," 17 says with slight annoyance.
"Fuck I knew I forgot something all well someone make an anouncement that I intend to have Earth's favorite warrior Hercule begging me for mercy," I say with a smirk.
"You know it'll be one thing coming from a boy and an alien what about a girl that'll put him to shame," Kase says a little flirtatiously.
"Alright 18 your to kill him your human and a girl nothing worse to bring down his pride," I say with a laugh.
"You kids have fun I'm going to bed," King Vegeta says walking off with Bardock and Nappa close behind.
"Wait why does she get to I don't like Hercule he tried to ask me out before he wouldn't leave me alone for weeks," Bulma complains.
"You'll know why trust me on that by tomorrow morning it'll all be obvious to you," I say smirking.
"Whatever see you later guys I'm headed to the ship to see what channels I can get from Vegeta-sei," Raditz says walking off.
"Let's see here's show I've never heard of," Raditz mumbles to himself as he turns it on he reads what the top of the screen broadcasting to all of Vegeta-sei and most of Earth staring wide eyed as he sees the others standing on the front lawn laughing at Kakarot. He makes a mad dash for Vegeta.
"What's wrong," Vegeta ask when he sees the look of horror on Raditz's face.
"He's finally done it your father sold our lives to the televison of Vegeta-sei and most of Earth I got it on the ship right now," Raditz says scared for his life.
"What the fuck he better not have FATHER GET OUT HER RIGHT NOW OR I'M BLOWING UP THE UNIVERSE NOT THE PLANETS OF IT THE UNIVERSE YOU TOO BARDOCK," Vegeta screams at the top of his lungs hurting even 17 and 18's ears. The two of them come running out.
"What," King Vegeta demands.
"Why did you sell me to television," Vegeta demands.
"Is that all we had wanted some extra cash besides this is way easier than publishing books about what we see," Bardock says returning to his room with King Vegeta close behind.
"Well then if that's how they want it were going to need to bring the rating down way down," Vegeta says with a diabolical laugh.
"Wait this means were all on televison sweet,"17 says with excitement.
"You do realize every girl in the universe is likely watching and heard what you said about Vegeta getting everything," Kakarot says to him.
"He's right which also means the whole universe saw Vegeta and my sister making out," Raditz says with a look of disgust on his face.
"Well let's try not to keep this rated t how about g for babies," Vegeta says a smirk on his face.
"Vegeta why do I get the feeling your going to do something to get the ratings up not down," I say a little worried.
"It's obvious any girl watching is waiting for you two to split so Vegeta's back on market I mean every planet I've been to they were flirting with him," Kakarot says.
"That's it they've gone too far were leaving to find the wishing sayian right now and wishing this gone," Raditz says rather convinsingly.
"Nice try boys secrets out of the bag has been since a while now," King Vegeta yells from inside.
"Don't worry nobody knows which of you it is just that if anyone tries to get to the wishing sayian they'll likely die," Bardock yells from somewhere inside as well.
"Dad you did not tell two entire planets about the wishing sayian," I angerly scream.
"What has gotten into you two," Vegeta yells at them.
"Well what does it matter they were already spying on you we just made it easier," King Vegeta yells back at them.
"What is wrong with them they know Kase has security issues," Raditz mumbles to himself.
"I do not have," I yell back at my brother.
"It's alright Kase two can play at that game remember see how those two like their lives on television," Vegeta says smirking.
"So you know we can hear you because the television is on that channel and yes you do Kase also you missed your opportunity guys our fathers did the same thing to us at your age except we were on king colds ship and it went to the entire universe," King Vegeta and Bardock yell back to us at the same time.
"Damn you Cold all well at least I killed him," Vegeta says smirking.
"Not helping," 18 says pointing at me I was on the verge of a break down.
"Relax I'll take her to her room and make sure there are no cameras," Vegeta says grabbing me while I was scared to death and carrying me to my room. Vegeta scanned the room and blasted every camera he saw which was only two luckily though they were well hidden. Smirking Vegeta blew up the wall between his room and mine to where there was nothing between the two creating one enourmous room well for here his room on Vegeta-sei was still twice the size. Noticing one of the camera's in his room he blasted it and bagan his search for the other. Once he found it he didn't hesitate to blast it satisfied with his work he pushed his bed and my bed to the center of the room, once done he lied down on the now bigger bed next to an already sleeping me. He had noticed I fell asleep as soon as the cameras in my room were gone he thought about how to get back at his father and the fun tomorrow would bring as he slowly drifted to sleep.
The next day at breakfast
"We scanned our rooms and found two cameras in each of ours," Kakarot says informativly.
"Yes I know after scanning her room I did the same to mine and found the same number," I tell him.
"Hey guys what's with the happy faces did you find all the cameras," Bulma sleepily ask hopefully.
"I hope so," Chi-Chi also sleepily says walking into the kitchen not far behind Bulma.
"No we only cleared out our rooms though I guess we can send Kase to do yours," Raditz says focusing like his brother mainly on the food.
"I think they can handle it those camera's are not by any means sayian proof," Kase says smirking.
"Kase I think they tramatized you what color is my hair,"18 ask conceren in her voice.
"She is not well if she is she'd still be able to recognize difference between sayian and none," I say coldly.
"Then is she drunk," 17 ask.
"No baka I'm not francally I think the last thing we need is a bunch of drunk and or hyper sayians," Kase says angerly.
"Alright we don't need a bunch of yelling now I don't know about you but I suggest Bulma that you watch that tail of yours you just about smashed it in the door," I say with a smirk on my face.
"Tail what," Bulma screams causing us to cringe at her yelling she looked at her own back to see she had a tail the look on her face was priceless making me glad for minute it was recorded.
"What did you guys do to her," Chi-Chi says panicking for her friend. The others and I crack up laughing though Raditz and Kakarot had no clue to what was going on they just asumed it was some sort of joke.
"Guys this is not a funny joke and Chi-Chi they got you too," 18 says laughing at the look on Chi-Chi's face when she sees what 18 says is true.
"Dude nice see these are reasons why I like you guys your hilarious," 17 says.
"We didn't do anything," Kakarot and Raditz say defensivly.
"Well you couldn't possibly think it was me," Kase says innocently to her brothers.
"Of course not but what is going on," Raditz demands.
"Well I know the blame is coming to me and I take full credit I did the impossible and made these two full blooded sayians there is not a drop of human blood in there systems now that my people takes skill and cunningness," I say full on smirking.
"Why in the universe did you do that," Chi-Chi and Bulma both demand.
"Like I said I gave it until we broke you and Kakarot up because you weren't sayian now you two can spend the rest of your lives together," I smuggly say to Chi-Chi with a smirk on my face.
"Vegeta we haven't known you long but I know this you don't do anything that won't benefit you," Bulma yells at him.
"Well baka I brought you back to life in no way did I benefit besides to do these things I needed the wishing sayian and all wishes they grant can't be selfish there for I out smarted you on this one face it your not a genius," I say laughing.
"I get Chi-Chi I mean they are perfect for eachother now they have nothing keeping them apart but Bulma honestly Vegeta," Raditz sates.
"Don't ask me he gave that one five minutes," 18 says.
"Well I was having fun if I can't use the wishing sayian for immortality why not my own entertainment," I say smirking.
"Please tell me by that you ment for making wishes that may piss others off," Kakarot ask hopefully.
"Of course all other entertainment is provided by arguements, beer, fighting and food," I say smirking.
"Good for a minute there I thought you were going to say something else," Raditz says.
"Aw Vegeta I'm not on the list of entertainment am I not entertaining," Kase says with a small pout.
"Yes but your also my sole property you belong to me only," I say smirking as I lean in and passionately kisse Kase for five minutes.
"Vegeta you said you would never do that again," Kakarot says going super sayian for the first time.
"Actually I said infront of you two you could have left," I say smirking.
"Dammit Vegeta not nice," Kakarot says raising a fist.
"Don't you atempt to hit me soldier or it'll be demotion for you," I warn him with that Kakarot powers down.
"Why Vegeta why can't I go super sayian you know it's weird I actually had turned my attention away when you two were going to kiss and I turn back and he's super sayian I have got to stop turning around," Raditz says a little annoyed.
"Alright let's go we have sayians needing to blow off steam every sayian report to the training room of the ship were headed for gravity training," Vegeta says getting up from the table and heading to the ship, and not long after he arrives so does every other sayian on earth Bulma and Chi-Chi included.
"So what exactally are we starting with," Kakarot ask eagerly.
"Well let's see I haven't got an update from anyone on progress," Vegeta simply states.
"I'm at 500 times that of Vegeta-sei," Nappa announcing his progress.
"Right well the rest of us have mastered 1000 it's maximum as super sayian and none," Kakarot says happily.
"Let's start at 100 these two aren't used to it yet," Vegeta says smirking as he turns on the gravity.
"Help this hurts," Chi-Chi and Bulma gasping for air.
"Pathetic weaklings," Vegeta says turning the gravity down to ten times that of earth or vegeta-sei's regular.
"Don't be mean," I flirtingly say to him.