OMG! I haven't updated this since JANUARY!? Another month and like 4 days and that would be a WHOLE YEAR! *cries* I'm so terribly sorry! *cries harder* Don't hate me please! ;_; Ugh...just things have been totally sucking. I seriously hate my school and everyone in it. FFN deleted two of my stories...been having friend problems again...relationship problems...gah! But everything's pretty tranquil right now so I figured I'd get to writing.
I was thinking about quitting writing when my fics got deleted, but I can't let all you guys down. And I've made you all wait so long for this chapter! I hope I don't suck because I haven't written in forever.
I'm going to update my FFN profile frequently to give you guys an idea of how things are going with me and if I'll be updating soon and such. My life's a complete spazz and I never know what's going to happen next, so things can change and all.
A huge, special thanks to all my reviewers! Over 300! *tosses confetti* ^_^ Your reviews mean a lot to me *is proud to have you all as reviewers* *swears she's not sucking up* Thanks so much for putting up with my bad updating -_-
Disclaimer: Me: One, two, three. I don't own DBZ! Cell: Hmm...that rhymed. Me: It was supposed to, Cell. Cell: -_- Jess also doesn't own Tylenol Goku: Did someone say Tylenol!? *looks all around* Me: _-_() Get lost, Kakarot! Goku: *pouts*
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Zarbon sat at his desk, doodling a picture of Ms. Machnik. (A/N: Aww poor chibi Zarbon ;_;) Frieza walked over and took his seat next to Zarbon.
"Aren't you over that harpy yet, Zarbon?" Frieza asked eyeing the paper.
Zarbon clutched the drawing to his chest. "She's not a harpy, Lord Frieza!"
"Whatever. Do you think Sargent Smiley will be back?"
"Psh...after what we did to him? No way!" Zarbon went back to doodling his beloved Ms. Machnik. (A/N: I heard she's engaged now! I hope Zarbon doesn't find out @_@())
***
Vegeta sat at his usual seat and glared at Cell. "Are you ready to lose, android?"
"Ha! If you think I'm going to lose to you, Vegeta, you're sadly mistaken. Shall we fight after snack time today?"
Vegeta huffed. "Yeah, sure. I can't fight on an empty stomach."
Cell was about to say something to Vegeta when Goku came stumbling into the room.
"I throw myself at the mercy of the court!" Goku cried, literally throwing himself.
The chibis gathered around Goku, wondering what was going through the Tylenol junkie's mind this time. Chi Chi squeezed her way through the crowd and kneeled down next to her 'husband-to-be'.
"Goku!? Honey, what's wrong?"
"You know what's wrong, Chi Chi. Tell them what I've done!"
"Goku, what are you talking about!?"
Goku grabbed onto the front of Chi Chi's 'Tylenol rules' shirt. "Tell them...tell them I'm a murder!" Goku sobbed. "Tell them I'm a camm...man...mandible?" Goku stopped sobbing and paused to think of the word he was trying to say.
"Cannibal." Cell corrected Goku.
"Yeah...what Cell said."
Chi Chi rolled her eyes. "Goku, Tylenol aren't human beings! Therefor you aren't a cannibal! You're not even a murder!"
"Yes, Kakarot. The girl's right. Now shut up and get up! This is pathetic!" Vegeta growled, walking back to his seat.
The rest of the chibis followed Vegeta and went back to their seats. Cell and Vegeta continued to glaring at each other, not noticing that Frieza had walked up to them.
"Hey guys, what do you say we start another bet? I'm pretty sure Sargent Smiley won't be back after what I did to him yesterday. We'll make a bet on the new teacher, ok?"
"..."
Frieza coughed, "Ahem...?"
"..."
Frieza looked at Cell and Vegeta, then glanced around the room. "Um right...I'm just going to back away slowly now..." Frieza did just as he said and backed away slowly until he fell into his seat.
***
The classroom door opened and the chibis gasped in surprise to see that it was Sargent Smiley who walked in.
'What is he doing back here?' Vegeta wondered.
The chibis started to giggle when Sargent Smiley turned so his back was facing them.
"What the hell are you brats laughing at!?" Sargent Smiley growled, starting to pack up his things from the desk.
Frieza stood up and pointed to Sargent Smiley's hair. "You still have some feathers and glue stuck to you...hahahaha!"
Sargent Smiley narrowed his eyes and continued packing.
"Aww are you leaving us so soon Sargent Smiley?" Vegeta mocked.
"Yeah...you're not so smiley anymore!" Dodoria added, waiting for a laugh.
"..."
"Dodoria, you moron, that wasn't funny at all! He didn't even smile! That was the whole point of him being named Sargent Smiley. You know, for irony?" Frieza rolled his eyes at the stupidity of his servant.
"Sorry, Lord Frieza."
Sargent Smiley sent the chibis one last glare before exiting the classroom. Right after he left, the principal walked in.
"I hope you brats are proud of yourselves!"
The chibis nodded and congratulated each other for a job well done. The principal's eye started twitching.
'They truly are little monsters, aren't they? Well I think this new teacher will show them all not to mess with me! No one will ruin the good name I built for this school...NO ONE!'
The chibis stopped cheering and blinked at the principal who was smiling to himself. Just what was he up to...
"I'll have you all know," he started, "that all the fun and games end here! I thought Sargent Smiley would do the trick, but I guess I was wrong. However, I feel that your new teacher will, without a doubt, whip you brats into shape! I'd like you to meet my mother-in-law, Mrs. Haggison!" (A/N: A name my sister and I made up when we were little. It's what we named the dumb lady in the village that called the soldiers after you from the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.)
An elderly old...hag...walked into the classroom. Her grey, nearly white, hair was tied in a tight bun and sat at the top of her head. Her face was covered in wrinkles, but her sharp features were still visible enough to give a hint of her personality.
'Yep. Her name fits her perfectly...she's a total hag.' Bulma thought, studying her new teacher.
"Have fun." The principal winked and skipped out the door, humming happily.
"All right you little maggots! You're all getting assigned seats. Now when I say your name, I'm going to point to a desk and you're going to sit there without a word! Got it!?"
'Ugh! Her voice is so painful to listen to...it just screams hag!' Vegeta covered his ears to make sure they weren't bleeding. Her voice was scratchy and raspy. She was definitely a smoker.
"Hey!" Frieza jumped out of his seat. "No one order's me around you old bat! I'm Frieza the soon to be ruler of this whole universe!"
"Well guess what, Frieza? In this classroom you're NOBODY! Now shut the hell up and sit down until I tell you to move!"
Frieza stared at Mrs. Haggison in astonishment. She just didn't speak that way to him, did she? Before Frieza could retort, he found himself complying with Mrs. Haggison's command and sat down.
"Now let's see here..." Mrs. Haggison adjusted her glasses and peered down at the attendance sheet. "Piccolo?"
Piccolo looked over at the hag and nodded his head.
"You're going to sit at this desk right here," she tapped the desk and placed a check next to Piccolo's name.
Piccolo got up from his seat and moved to the desk Mrs. Haggison had tapped.
"Launch?"
Piccolo glanced up and looked over at Launch. 'Oh please Kami...don't let her sit here!! PLEASE!' Piccolo silently pleaded with Kami.
"Why don't you have a seat next to Piccolo."
"Ok!" Launch grinned and took her seat. She smiled shyly at Piccolo.
'Thanks a lot, Kami!' Piccolo thought bitterly.
Mrs. Haggison went down the list placing everyone at a desk, except for Frieza who was left standing.
"Um, Mrs. Haggison?" Frieza asked, raising his hand.
"What is it?"
"Where am I going to sit?"
"Oh that's right." Mrs. Haggison walked over to the only empty desk left and dragged it into the corner of the room. "There you go."
"What!? Why do I have to sit in the corner?"
"Because you're an annoying little maggot and once you show some respect for your elder's you can join the rest of the class!" Mrs. Haggison pushed Frieza into the seat and walked over to her desk.
'I'll show that stupid hag not to mess with me...'
The desks had been moved so that two were connected. Goku sat with Chi Chi, Piccolo sat with Launch, Bulma sat with Vegeta, Cell sat with Zarbon, Dodoria sat with Hercule and of course Frieza sat alone in the corner.
Chi Chi was grateful she got to sit with Goku. Now was her chance to give him the new Tylenol bottle and try to convince him they were really his. Nothing was going to stand in the way of her marrying Goku, especially not some dopey pills.
"Psst...Goku..."
"What is it, Chi Chi?"
"Look at what I found!" Chi Chi pulled a golden bottle of Tylenol from underneath her shirt. "It's your Tylenol!"
"But I thought I ate my Tylenol?" Goku asked confused. That bottle sure did look like his Tylenol.
"No you didn't. I told you before I don't know what your talking about."
"You told me yesterday I ate them!"
"No! You must have been dreaming! I never said anything like that. Here." Chi Chi handed Goku the Tylenol.
***
Mrs. Haggison rummaged through her bag until she pulled out some papers. "Pop quiz time!"
"WHAT!?" The chibis screamed in union.
"We haven't even learned anything yet!" Zarbon folded his arms. "How can we possibly have a quiz?"
"What was that, Zarbon? You want 10 points taken off your quiz?"
"What? I never said that!"
"A zero? Are you sure?"
Zarbon went to open his mouth, but quickly shut it.
"That's better. Now...everyone take out a pencil," Mrs. Haggison instructed while passing out the quizzes.
'I wish Ms. Machnik was here.' Zarbon heaved a sigh and looked at the quiz that was placed on his desk. What was this stuff?
"Hey, Cell?" Zarbon whispered.
Cell checked to see if Mrs. Haggison was looking. "What is it?" Cell whispered back.
"Do you understand what any of this is?" Zarbon asked, pointing to the quiz.
"Oh yeah. That's long division. It's fairly simple."
Cell and Zarbon stopped their whispering when Mrs. Haggison glanced their way.
"Could you tell me the answers?" Zarbon whispered once she looked away.
"It will cost you." Cell smirked.
Zarbon sighed. "Fine. What do I have to do?"
"Hmm..." Cell tapped his chin. "How about for every problem I answer, which will be all 20, you must give me a cookie...homemade kind. None of that store-brought stuff."
"20 cookies? Fine."
"So it's a deal then?" Cell held out his hand. Zarbon nodded his head and shook Cell's hand.
Cell worked out all the problems on his paper and slid it to the side, allowing Zarbon to copy the answers.
***
Goku blinked down at his paper. How could he possibly do this long division if he couldn't count any higher than 10? He shrugged and decided he'd fill in the answers with the names of his pills.
Chi Chi glanced over at Goku's paper to see if she was doing it right. (A/N: Don't ask why she'd be looking at Kakarot for help -_-())
'Let's see...the answer to number 6 is...Mr. Pill? What!? Ugh! Now I kinda wish I wasn't sitting next to Goku.'
***
Bulma was checking over her work for the 5th time and glanced over at Vegeta who seemed to be struggling on the last problem. She looked back at her paper.
'He is going to fight for my freedom. I really should pay him back somehow. This can be part of it.'
Bulma moved her paper over a little and coughed. Vegeta looked up at Bulma, who smiled at him and glanced at her paper. Vegeta raised an eyebrow and smirked as Bulma nodded her head. He quickly copied down the answer.
***
Frieza glared at everyone in the classroom.
'What fools! If only I was sitting with them. Then I could tell them to protest and not do any work! I guess this will be a one man rebellion.'
Frieza looked at his blank quiz and smiled in satisfaction. This hag was going to down, even if Frieza had to do it himself.
***
Mrs. Haggison had collected all of the quizzes and was working on grading them. She allowed the chibis to socialize, but they could not leave their seats.
"Hey you, pink...thing." Hercule poked at Dodoria.
"My name's Dodoria."
"Yeah...right. Anyway, you know those two guys?" Hercule asked pointing to Cell and then to Vegeta.
"What about them?"
"They're cheaters! See, I was fighting Vegeta and I tripped on my shoelace, which I bet Cell untied, causing me to lose my balance and fall out of the ring! They don't fight fairly! They're just scared 'cause I'm so much stronger than those wimps."
"Oh?" Dodoria raised an eyebrow at Hercule. He didn't seem very strong...
"Yeah! So I asked for a rematch, but the scaredies were so scared of my awesome power that they said no. They were practically shaking in their boots."
"Scaredies?"
"Uh...I don't know..." Hercule mumbled. 'So much for that plan. He's obviously not buying my story. I think it would have worked better if I didn't say scaredies. Is that even a word?'
***
Goku started to examine the Tylenol bottle. Chi Chi glanced nervously at Goku.
"What's wrong, Goku?"
Goku sniffed the bottle. "Well it smells like my Tylenol, but it feels a few pills too heavy."
"Oh really? Can I see?" Chi Chi asked.
"Ok." Goku handed the bottle to Chi Chi. She turned around, spun the cap off and downed four pills.
'Eww...I can't believe I'm doing this.' Chi Chi thought as she swallowed the Tylenol. She spun the cap back on and turned around. "It feels fine to me." She handed it back to Goku to let him inspect it again.
"Hey you're right! I must have just been imagining things! Daddy's back my cute little babies!"
Chi Chi blinked at Goku's strange...affection...he showed to the Tylenol.
***
Piccolo was attempting to use this free time to meditate when he felt Launch prod at his ears. He opened his eyes and glared at her.
"What are you doing!?"
"Your ears are so cute!"
"...cute?" Piccolo blinked. How could ears be cute?
Launch giggled and poked at Piccolo's cheeks, which were starting to have a faint reddish tint to them.
"Cut that out!" Piccolo growled and grabbed Launch's finger.
"I made you blush!" Launch smiled.
"You did not! I'm not blushing!" Piccolo let go of Launch's finger and covered his face. Why oh why did he have to get stuck sitting with her!?
Piccolo removed his hands only to find a pair of cheery, blue eyes staring at him. (A/N: Launch has blue eyes...right? @_@)
"GAH!" Piccolo jumped back and fell out of his seat.
"Oops!" Launch covered her mouth and started to giggle more. She scared Piccolo right out of his seat.
"Stupid girls..." Piccolo grumbled while climbing back into his seat.
***
Mrs. Haggison was almost finished grading the papers. She only had one. She grabbed her red marker and looked down at the paper, eyebrows knitted together in annoyance. The paper was completely blank. The only thing written on there was Frieza's name. Mrs. Haggison growled and put a huge, red zero on Frieza's paper. So far that brat had done nothing but annoy her.
***
While everyone was busy chatting, Frieza was working hard planning his revenge.
'She will pay...'
***
Ooooooh...aaaah...what's going to happen!? What is Frieza planning!? Why do these teachers insist on quizzing kindergartners on things like long division and multiplication!? Why does Cell like cookies so much!? When Cell and Vegeta fight, who will win!? Why do I suck at updating!? ^_^() Uh I really hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! *prays to Kami that it didn't suck* Tell me what you think! *gives thumbs up* Thank you!! *twirls*
I was thinking about quitting writing when my fics got deleted, but I can't let all you guys down. And I've made you all wait so long for this chapter! I hope I don't suck because I haven't written in forever.
I'm going to update my FFN profile frequently to give you guys an idea of how things are going with me and if I'll be updating soon and such. My life's a complete spazz and I never know what's going to happen next, so things can change and all.
A huge, special thanks to all my reviewers! Over 300! *tosses confetti* ^_^ Your reviews mean a lot to me *is proud to have you all as reviewers* *swears she's not sucking up* Thanks so much for putting up with my bad updating -_-
Disclaimer: Me: One, two, three. I don't own DBZ! Cell: Hmm...that rhymed. Me: It was supposed to, Cell. Cell: -_- Jess also doesn't own Tylenol Goku: Did someone say Tylenol!? *looks all around* Me: _-_() Get lost, Kakarot! Goku: *pouts*
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Zarbon sat at his desk, doodling a picture of Ms. Machnik. (A/N: Aww poor chibi Zarbon ;_;) Frieza walked over and took his seat next to Zarbon.
"Aren't you over that harpy yet, Zarbon?" Frieza asked eyeing the paper.
Zarbon clutched the drawing to his chest. "She's not a harpy, Lord Frieza!"
"Whatever. Do you think Sargent Smiley will be back?"
"Psh...after what we did to him? No way!" Zarbon went back to doodling his beloved Ms. Machnik. (A/N: I heard she's engaged now! I hope Zarbon doesn't find out @_@())
***
Vegeta sat at his usual seat and glared at Cell. "Are you ready to lose, android?"
"Ha! If you think I'm going to lose to you, Vegeta, you're sadly mistaken. Shall we fight after snack time today?"
Vegeta huffed. "Yeah, sure. I can't fight on an empty stomach."
Cell was about to say something to Vegeta when Goku came stumbling into the room.
"I throw myself at the mercy of the court!" Goku cried, literally throwing himself.
The chibis gathered around Goku, wondering what was going through the Tylenol junkie's mind this time. Chi Chi squeezed her way through the crowd and kneeled down next to her 'husband-to-be'.
"Goku!? Honey, what's wrong?"
"You know what's wrong, Chi Chi. Tell them what I've done!"
"Goku, what are you talking about!?"
Goku grabbed onto the front of Chi Chi's 'Tylenol rules' shirt. "Tell them...tell them I'm a murder!" Goku sobbed. "Tell them I'm a camm...man...mandible?" Goku stopped sobbing and paused to think of the word he was trying to say.
"Cannibal." Cell corrected Goku.
"Yeah...what Cell said."
Chi Chi rolled her eyes. "Goku, Tylenol aren't human beings! Therefor you aren't a cannibal! You're not even a murder!"
"Yes, Kakarot. The girl's right. Now shut up and get up! This is pathetic!" Vegeta growled, walking back to his seat.
The rest of the chibis followed Vegeta and went back to their seats. Cell and Vegeta continued to glaring at each other, not noticing that Frieza had walked up to them.
"Hey guys, what do you say we start another bet? I'm pretty sure Sargent Smiley won't be back after what I did to him yesterday. We'll make a bet on the new teacher, ok?"
"..."
Frieza coughed, "Ahem...?"
"..."
Frieza looked at Cell and Vegeta, then glanced around the room. "Um right...I'm just going to back away slowly now..." Frieza did just as he said and backed away slowly until he fell into his seat.
***
The classroom door opened and the chibis gasped in surprise to see that it was Sargent Smiley who walked in.
'What is he doing back here?' Vegeta wondered.
The chibis started to giggle when Sargent Smiley turned so his back was facing them.
"What the hell are you brats laughing at!?" Sargent Smiley growled, starting to pack up his things from the desk.
Frieza stood up and pointed to Sargent Smiley's hair. "You still have some feathers and glue stuck to you...hahahaha!"
Sargent Smiley narrowed his eyes and continued packing.
"Aww are you leaving us so soon Sargent Smiley?" Vegeta mocked.
"Yeah...you're not so smiley anymore!" Dodoria added, waiting for a laugh.
"..."
"Dodoria, you moron, that wasn't funny at all! He didn't even smile! That was the whole point of him being named Sargent Smiley. You know, for irony?" Frieza rolled his eyes at the stupidity of his servant.
"Sorry, Lord Frieza."
Sargent Smiley sent the chibis one last glare before exiting the classroom. Right after he left, the principal walked in.
"I hope you brats are proud of yourselves!"
The chibis nodded and congratulated each other for a job well done. The principal's eye started twitching.
'They truly are little monsters, aren't they? Well I think this new teacher will show them all not to mess with me! No one will ruin the good name I built for this school...NO ONE!'
The chibis stopped cheering and blinked at the principal who was smiling to himself. Just what was he up to...
"I'll have you all know," he started, "that all the fun and games end here! I thought Sargent Smiley would do the trick, but I guess I was wrong. However, I feel that your new teacher will, without a doubt, whip you brats into shape! I'd like you to meet my mother-in-law, Mrs. Haggison!" (A/N: A name my sister and I made up when we were little. It's what we named the dumb lady in the village that called the soldiers after you from the Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past.)
An elderly old...hag...walked into the classroom. Her grey, nearly white, hair was tied in a tight bun and sat at the top of her head. Her face was covered in wrinkles, but her sharp features were still visible enough to give a hint of her personality.
'Yep. Her name fits her perfectly...she's a total hag.' Bulma thought, studying her new teacher.
"Have fun." The principal winked and skipped out the door, humming happily.
"All right you little maggots! You're all getting assigned seats. Now when I say your name, I'm going to point to a desk and you're going to sit there without a word! Got it!?"
'Ugh! Her voice is so painful to listen to...it just screams hag!' Vegeta covered his ears to make sure they weren't bleeding. Her voice was scratchy and raspy. She was definitely a smoker.
"Hey!" Frieza jumped out of his seat. "No one order's me around you old bat! I'm Frieza the soon to be ruler of this whole universe!"
"Well guess what, Frieza? In this classroom you're NOBODY! Now shut the hell up and sit down until I tell you to move!"
Frieza stared at Mrs. Haggison in astonishment. She just didn't speak that way to him, did she? Before Frieza could retort, he found himself complying with Mrs. Haggison's command and sat down.
"Now let's see here..." Mrs. Haggison adjusted her glasses and peered down at the attendance sheet. "Piccolo?"
Piccolo looked over at the hag and nodded his head.
"You're going to sit at this desk right here," she tapped the desk and placed a check next to Piccolo's name.
Piccolo got up from his seat and moved to the desk Mrs. Haggison had tapped.
"Launch?"
Piccolo glanced up and looked over at Launch. 'Oh please Kami...don't let her sit here!! PLEASE!' Piccolo silently pleaded with Kami.
"Why don't you have a seat next to Piccolo."
"Ok!" Launch grinned and took her seat. She smiled shyly at Piccolo.
'Thanks a lot, Kami!' Piccolo thought bitterly.
Mrs. Haggison went down the list placing everyone at a desk, except for Frieza who was left standing.
"Um, Mrs. Haggison?" Frieza asked, raising his hand.
"What is it?"
"Where am I going to sit?"
"Oh that's right." Mrs. Haggison walked over to the only empty desk left and dragged it into the corner of the room. "There you go."
"What!? Why do I have to sit in the corner?"
"Because you're an annoying little maggot and once you show some respect for your elder's you can join the rest of the class!" Mrs. Haggison pushed Frieza into the seat and walked over to her desk.
'I'll show that stupid hag not to mess with me...'
The desks had been moved so that two were connected. Goku sat with Chi Chi, Piccolo sat with Launch, Bulma sat with Vegeta, Cell sat with Zarbon, Dodoria sat with Hercule and of course Frieza sat alone in the corner.
Chi Chi was grateful she got to sit with Goku. Now was her chance to give him the new Tylenol bottle and try to convince him they were really his. Nothing was going to stand in the way of her marrying Goku, especially not some dopey pills.
"Psst...Goku..."
"What is it, Chi Chi?"
"Look at what I found!" Chi Chi pulled a golden bottle of Tylenol from underneath her shirt. "It's your Tylenol!"
"But I thought I ate my Tylenol?" Goku asked confused. That bottle sure did look like his Tylenol.
"No you didn't. I told you before I don't know what your talking about."
"You told me yesterday I ate them!"
"No! You must have been dreaming! I never said anything like that. Here." Chi Chi handed Goku the Tylenol.
***
Mrs. Haggison rummaged through her bag until she pulled out some papers. "Pop quiz time!"
"WHAT!?" The chibis screamed in union.
"We haven't even learned anything yet!" Zarbon folded his arms. "How can we possibly have a quiz?"
"What was that, Zarbon? You want 10 points taken off your quiz?"
"What? I never said that!"
"A zero? Are you sure?"
Zarbon went to open his mouth, but quickly shut it.
"That's better. Now...everyone take out a pencil," Mrs. Haggison instructed while passing out the quizzes.
'I wish Ms. Machnik was here.' Zarbon heaved a sigh and looked at the quiz that was placed on his desk. What was this stuff?
"Hey, Cell?" Zarbon whispered.
Cell checked to see if Mrs. Haggison was looking. "What is it?" Cell whispered back.
"Do you understand what any of this is?" Zarbon asked, pointing to the quiz.
"Oh yeah. That's long division. It's fairly simple."
Cell and Zarbon stopped their whispering when Mrs. Haggison glanced their way.
"Could you tell me the answers?" Zarbon whispered once she looked away.
"It will cost you." Cell smirked.
Zarbon sighed. "Fine. What do I have to do?"
"Hmm..." Cell tapped his chin. "How about for every problem I answer, which will be all 20, you must give me a cookie...homemade kind. None of that store-brought stuff."
"20 cookies? Fine."
"So it's a deal then?" Cell held out his hand. Zarbon nodded his head and shook Cell's hand.
Cell worked out all the problems on his paper and slid it to the side, allowing Zarbon to copy the answers.
***
Goku blinked down at his paper. How could he possibly do this long division if he couldn't count any higher than 10? He shrugged and decided he'd fill in the answers with the names of his pills.
Chi Chi glanced over at Goku's paper to see if she was doing it right. (A/N: Don't ask why she'd be looking at Kakarot for help -_-())
'Let's see...the answer to number 6 is...Mr. Pill? What!? Ugh! Now I kinda wish I wasn't sitting next to Goku.'
***
Bulma was checking over her work for the 5th time and glanced over at Vegeta who seemed to be struggling on the last problem. She looked back at her paper.
'He is going to fight for my freedom. I really should pay him back somehow. This can be part of it.'
Bulma moved her paper over a little and coughed. Vegeta looked up at Bulma, who smiled at him and glanced at her paper. Vegeta raised an eyebrow and smirked as Bulma nodded her head. He quickly copied down the answer.
***
Frieza glared at everyone in the classroom.
'What fools! If only I was sitting with them. Then I could tell them to protest and not do any work! I guess this will be a one man rebellion.'
Frieza looked at his blank quiz and smiled in satisfaction. This hag was going to down, even if Frieza had to do it himself.
***
Mrs. Haggison had collected all of the quizzes and was working on grading them. She allowed the chibis to socialize, but they could not leave their seats.
"Hey you, pink...thing." Hercule poked at Dodoria.
"My name's Dodoria."
"Yeah...right. Anyway, you know those two guys?" Hercule asked pointing to Cell and then to Vegeta.
"What about them?"
"They're cheaters! See, I was fighting Vegeta and I tripped on my shoelace, which I bet Cell untied, causing me to lose my balance and fall out of the ring! They don't fight fairly! They're just scared 'cause I'm so much stronger than those wimps."
"Oh?" Dodoria raised an eyebrow at Hercule. He didn't seem very strong...
"Yeah! So I asked for a rematch, but the scaredies were so scared of my awesome power that they said no. They were practically shaking in their boots."
"Scaredies?"
"Uh...I don't know..." Hercule mumbled. 'So much for that plan. He's obviously not buying my story. I think it would have worked better if I didn't say scaredies. Is that even a word?'
***
Goku started to examine the Tylenol bottle. Chi Chi glanced nervously at Goku.
"What's wrong, Goku?"
Goku sniffed the bottle. "Well it smells like my Tylenol, but it feels a few pills too heavy."
"Oh really? Can I see?" Chi Chi asked.
"Ok." Goku handed the bottle to Chi Chi. She turned around, spun the cap off and downed four pills.
'Eww...I can't believe I'm doing this.' Chi Chi thought as she swallowed the Tylenol. She spun the cap back on and turned around. "It feels fine to me." She handed it back to Goku to let him inspect it again.
"Hey you're right! I must have just been imagining things! Daddy's back my cute little babies!"
Chi Chi blinked at Goku's strange...affection...he showed to the Tylenol.
***
Piccolo was attempting to use this free time to meditate when he felt Launch prod at his ears. He opened his eyes and glared at her.
"What are you doing!?"
"Your ears are so cute!"
"...cute?" Piccolo blinked. How could ears be cute?
Launch giggled and poked at Piccolo's cheeks, which were starting to have a faint reddish tint to them.
"Cut that out!" Piccolo growled and grabbed Launch's finger.
"I made you blush!" Launch smiled.
"You did not! I'm not blushing!" Piccolo let go of Launch's finger and covered his face. Why oh why did he have to get stuck sitting with her!?
Piccolo removed his hands only to find a pair of cheery, blue eyes staring at him. (A/N: Launch has blue eyes...right? @_@)
"GAH!" Piccolo jumped back and fell out of his seat.
"Oops!" Launch covered her mouth and started to giggle more. She scared Piccolo right out of his seat.
"Stupid girls..." Piccolo grumbled while climbing back into his seat.
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Mrs. Haggison was almost finished grading the papers. She only had one. She grabbed her red marker and looked down at the paper, eyebrows knitted together in annoyance. The paper was completely blank. The only thing written on there was Frieza's name. Mrs. Haggison growled and put a huge, red zero on Frieza's paper. So far that brat had done nothing but annoy her.
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While everyone was busy chatting, Frieza was working hard planning his revenge.
'She will pay...'
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Ooooooh...aaaah...what's going to happen!? What is Frieza planning!? Why do these teachers insist on quizzing kindergartners on things like long division and multiplication!? Why does Cell like cookies so much!? When Cell and Vegeta fight, who will win!? Why do I suck at updating!? ^_^() Uh I really hope you guys enjoyed this chapter! *prays to Kami that it didn't suck* Tell me what you think! *gives thumbs up* Thank you!! *twirls*