EPOV:

Okay. I knew she was a virgin, but what the fucking fuck? She was gushing blood like Old Faithful. This shit was not cool.

I rattled my brain trying to think of what to do. I couldn't take her to Charlie's, because he'd rip my dick off and make me eat it. I couldn't just stay here and hope she dries up. What if she bled to death?

Normally, I would be more worried about the expensive sheets than a girl, but this was my Bella. She was hurt, and it was all my fault.

I picked up the phone and dialed away.

"Hello?"

"Carlisle, it's Emmett. I need you to see Bella right away." I stammered.

"What happened, is she okay?" His voice was steady and calm.

"I don't know. I'll explain everything once you take a look at her. Should I bring her there?"

"Yes. That would be for the best. I'll be up in my office setting things up."

We hung our phones up and I quickly got dressed and grabbed a t-shirt and boxers and dressed Bella. Her body laid limp and pale. I'm such a douche. My dick probably killed her.

I wrapped her up in a blanket and drove over to the Cullen's house, as fast as my jeep would push.

I barely stopped and turned off the ignition before I ran around and pulled Bella out of the backseat, wrapped up like a Bella Burrito. I carried her bridal style all the way into the house. Alice ran out crying as she saw Bella's lifeless body.

"What did you do to her, Emmett?" She was sobbing. Now I was getting teary eyed. Fuck me.

"I don't know. She started hemmorhaging or something and freaked out and she passed out. So, I called your dad." I stumbled on my words.

Esme came in and ordered me upstairs, putting a cold washcloth on Bella's face.

Edward appeared out of nowhere, brooding as fucking usual. "She smells like blood and sex. What did you do, fuck her to death?"

"Fuck you, man." I snarled.

"Nope. I don't want to die." He chuckled. Fucking asshole.

I ran Bella up the stairs to Carlisle's office and he shooed me away. "You should go downstairs and wait. I don't know how comfortable she'd be with you standing here watching me examine her." He was still calm and collected.

After an hour or so, Carlisle came downstairs to talk to me. He put his hand on my shoulder and sighed.

"How is she? Is she okay? Oh my God. Is she dead?" I was bombarding him with questions.

He laughed a little. "Perhaps you and I should talk alone."

"No way. We're all friends here. They're just as concerned as I am."

He chuckled a little. "Well. The reason Bella was bleeding so badly, was because she was ripped just a bit in her.. entrance. It wasn't a major issue, but it was enough to cause her to bleed profusely."

Edward stepped in. "What do you mean, her entra... OH!" His face turned beet red.

"Emmett. You need to tell me what she was doing when she started bleeding." He was very serious.

"Uhm. We were gettin' it on, Doc." I smiled.

He laughed. "Well, so you caused it, then?"

"I guess so. I mean, she was fine most of the time." I remembered.

"Not to be disgusting, and strictly speaking from a professional standpoint, but Emmett, you would have to be majorly.. equipped to pull that kind of damage on somebody."

Alice spit out whatever she was drinking and started choking. "That's hilarious." She laughed in between coughs.

I beamed. I mean, I could feel my cheeks stretching. That's right, Cullen. Eat your fucking heart out. I'm packing a weapon of mass destruction in these jeans.

After we all recovered from hearing about how big my wang is, Dr. Cullen spoke up.

"I would have to advise you from any sexual activity for awhile. Maybe you should stick with oral sex or heavy petting. Dry humping."

"Dad!" Edward whined.

"What is it Edward? Are you jealous? I mean, you could use a sex life of your own. Wouldn't kill you to get in a girl's pants. Jesus, son. People are talking. They think you're gay." Carlisle was popping open a beer.

I couldn't control my laughter. Alice was cracking up, too.

"I mean, your sister got more.. women than you did. And that's just sad." He was now officially my hero.

We all sat around while Edward got bashed continuously about being gay. Of course, he wasn't, but we like to think of him that way.

Bella stayed sedated through the night. I slept on the Cullen's couch.

I was woken up by Jasper's fuckin' junk in my face. Fucker tea bagged me. Edward laughed hysterically.

"You sick asshole. Why don't you go do that shit to Cullen?" I barked, wiping my face furiously.

"Ah. He'd like it too much. I don't want him trying to get all up in my butthole." He laughed.

"Enough with the gay bashing." Edward whined.

"Sorry to offend your people. I'll bake you a rainbow cake as an apology." Jasper laughed.

Then my new hero, Carlisle came downstairs in his scrubs and went to the refrigerator.

He was too damn young looking to be a doctor. I mean, seriously.

"Hey doc, can I ask you something?" I yelled into the kitchen.

"Sure." He smiled.

"You're like, what, older. Why do you look so young? I mean. You have to be like 45." I quizzed.

He laughed. "Oh. That. Yeah, I have the same disease as Benjamin Button."

Jasper and I howled in laughter. Edward didn't laugh so much. What's his fucking deal?

"Maybe you guys should make a movie on me. The Curious Case of Carlisle Cullen. The never aging doctor."

This guy was the shit.

"Okay, if you could be a superhero or something, what would you be?" I asked.

He paused for a moment. "I don't know. I think being a vampire would be pretty cool. You could kill people who piss you off on a constant basis and nobody could stop you." Fuckin' awesome!

"Nice! But, what kind of super powers would you have?"

"I don't know. I guess, compassion or something." He laughed.

"Compassion?" Cullen laughed. "Oh yeah, 'Hey fear my compassion.' You can't do shit with compassion, dad. You gonna' talk your victims to death?"

I actually laughed at that.

Carlisle laughed. "See you boys later."

"Thanks, doc. For helping Bella last night." I smiled warmly at him.

"Not a problem. You're lucky I'm so 'compassionate' or I would've turned you away." He chuckled as he walked out the door.

Bella felt sore for the better part of the week. I felt like a major dick, which makes me happy and sad at the same time.

I was at her beck and call. If she told me to jump, I'd say, "off of what?" That's how committed to this girl I am.

"Emmett, really. I am going to be fine. Go with Jasper to the mall. I don't need you to babysit me, I swear." She kissed my cheek.

"I know." I sighed. I just, I want you to be comfortable. It's all my fault that you're all sore and stuff."

She giggled. "It's not that I didn't like it. Hell, I loved it. You didn't know that you were going to have that effect on me."

"Yeah, I tore that shit up." I laughed. I could literally say that. I was king.

I kissed her on the forehead and grabbed my keys and left for the mall with Jasper.

When I picked Jasper up, Rosalie was standing on the porch looking fuckin' fantabulous. Shit. I think Cullen and his extreme gayness is rubbing off on me.

"Care to give me a ride? I want to stop by some of the stores." She gave me wink.

"Uh. Yeah, whatever. But, I don't think they let pets in the stores." I laughed. She smacked the shit out of the back of my head.

Once we got there, we immediately went to the food court to pig out. They had the best subs ever.

Jasper got up to go to the bathroom and Rose's hand found it's way to my dick. What the hell?

"You know, I've missed this." She purred.

I swallowed hard. Normally I would have continued on, but I loved Bella.

"Hands off the goods lady."

"You should let me make everything all better for you, Emmy. I wouldn't break as easily as the plain girl." She hissed in my ear.

"That's because you're loose. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway, Rose. Give up."

"That's a little harsh, Emmett. You must've thought it was pretty good to keep fucking me repeatedly."

I was now starting to just get flat out pissed.

"Look, hooker. You're kind of a disgusting skank, right now. I'd appreciate it if you would take your hands off of my cock, and scoot away from me, before you find yourself walking home." I snapped. "And I heard we're having thunderstorms, so good luck with that shit." I grabbed her hand off of me and flung it back to her.

She jumped on me kissing me and I tried to push her off of me when Jasper walked up.

"What the fuck?" He yelled.