Drabbles, poems, and ficlets for HogwartsisHome

by magfrump

Collected challenge prompts that I will be cross-posting to HogwartsisHome Sugarquill on schedule to optimize points. Teen rating because I don't really understand how to control myself?

10. Tom's Worst Nightmare

Drabble challenges 20,21

"Stop it, Tom."
"Stop it, Tom." Voldemort mocked his words.
"You're only going to regret this!"
"Well YOU aren't wearing any pants!" And Lo, Dumbledore's aged body was covered only by a union jack speedo.
"Is that what you want?" Albus gave a slight hip thrust.
"Gah! No!" Tom jumped into gaseous form to fly away, but Dumbledore pursued him on fiery phoenix wings.
"Burn, old man!" Tom screamed.
"I'm rubber, you're glue!" shouted the transfiguration professor.
And as he almost felt the fire within him, a young Tom Riddle awoke.
He grabbed for his diary; safe.