Hey people.
So I'm sorry this chapter took forever.
But hey! This story's finally done! yay!
Well I hope you enjoy it.
Please Read&Review!
I worked my ass off on this story, not tomention, really thought about just not ever finishing it because I was so done with it & just wanted to star another story & start working on Fertility Offering again.
So thanks for your time.

-Liz.

While Alucard was relishing in his finished task, Seras and Pip were weaving their way back home at top speed. This time though, Seras was in charge of the wheel and doing a far better job than Pip had earlier. More than likely because she was more concerned with trying to outrun their angry entourage, rather than running other drivers off the road. The midnight blue baby they were driving was doing it's very best and Integra would've been extremely happy had she been the one to drive it at these speeds, but as it were, the current passengers were far from happy. One in particular was scared for his life and vowing to himself never to agree to ride in this car again let alone be behind the wheel of a car with Seras in it or with her driving unless, of course, it was for work. Than he had no choice or Integra would eat him alive, as much as he would like that, he wouldn't like it in the sense in which I'm speaking of. He'd far rather be in this car with Seras than be berated by a very very angry Integra, though the more he thought about it, the more he came to realize he was probably gonna get it anyways.

"Pip? Pip? Pip? PIP!"

"Huh, what?"

"Do you have a cell phone?"

"Yeah…"

"Do you have it on you?"

"Yeah…"

"Good. Call Walter."

"…Uhm…Okay…?"

"Don't ask questions. Just do it."

With that said, Pip took out his phone, to which Seras gave a peeved look. Looking through the contacts, Pip found the number he was looking for and pressed the green phone button that caused the dial tone to start ringing.

On the other side of the phone, all the way back at the Manor, Walter was just placing Integra's new cigar and platter of tea down when the first of his phone's ringing started. At first it was low and he didn't hear it. Integra glanced at him though, hearing the low ringing.

"Walter, is that your phone that's ringing?"

"Why, yes. Yes, it is," Walter said, pulling the devise out of his pocket and seeing the flashing lights. Seeing the name on the caller ID, he excused and removed himself to a far corner of the room. "Pip? Where the Hell are you two?!" Hearing the sound of Walter's agitated whispers, but not hearing the exact words of the conversation, Integra looked shrewdly at his turned back.

"Who is it, Walter?"

Receiving the cold shoulder, as Walter didn't answer her, Integra puffed once more on her cigar before putting it down and asking once more who was on the other side of the phone, to which she only received a waved hand for her attempts. As she started to stand, Pip was looking harried on his side of the phone. Seras was yelling at him to talk to Walter and giving demands, but her words just rushed over him. And Walter wasn't helping any by yelling at him too.

"Pip," Seras said after taking calming sigh, "Tell Walter we're going to be at the Manor within five minutes and the gates need to be open and ready to close as soon as this car is through them. Got it?"

Nodding his head, Pip relayed the message to Walter. His answer was a bit confusing at first though.

"Why? No, Integra. It's not a new mission for Alucard and Seras. No, wait! Integra, stop it! Stop-"

"Pip! Where the fuck are you and Seras with my fucking brand new car?!"

Hearing the raised voices, even Seras flinched. Damn, that hurt my fucking ears. Sometimes she's tremendously scarier than Master.

Back in his room, Alucard head not only Seras' thoughts but also Integra's screaming. Dear, dear Seras. What'd you do this time, my fledgling?

Nothing, Master. This time, I truly did nothing. I told Pip to call Walter because we need the gate to be ready for us to come in and close as soon as we pass them. But it seems Integra has gotten a hold of the phone. Poor Pip has her screaming in his ear. Seras looked over at Pip to see him looking helplessly at the phone in his hand as if Integra was about to jump out of it and eat his face off. "Don't you dare hang up that phone, Pip. She really will eat your face off, and mine, when we get back."

You took the blue one, huh?

Yeah. We didn't know. We needed a car, quick. As you know.

Lucky. I've been wanting to try that one out. It's only been here a week. Well, I'll try to see what I can do, Police Girl.

Oh, thank you, Master. Thank you.

Don't thank me just yet. You very well know how my presence can either change a situation for the best or worst where Integra is concerned.

Yes…

Pulling out of Seras' head, Alucard drifted through his shadows easily into Integra's office, though he dared not to emerge from them. Seeing Integra's almost purple face, he decided to try to use his powerful aura to try to help. Casting the feeling of calm, rather than that of doom, into the room, Alucard watched as the tension left both Integra and Walter's shoulders and they relaxed. But it didn't last long. Before he knew it, Integra spun around and started her attack on him.

"ALUCARD! I swear to God, if you try that aura bullshit on me one more time I'll stop feeding you for a year and have you bound outside in the sunlight everyday with silver chains and then put you in boiling acid! I swear to God, I will!"

Grimacing, Alucard left the room. He knew very well that what she threatened him with wouldn't kill him, but just the thought of being subject to that kind of treatment hurt. So he graciously removed himself from Integra's presence to the safer recesses of his own chamber, where he flopped unhappily onto his thrown.

I'm sorry, Police Girl. I tried but...She threatened my life.

Master…I thought you couldn't die?

I can't but just the thought of what she threatened me with hurts. Would you like to know what she said she'd do to me?

No. I think I'm okay. Thanks, Master.

Back on Seras' side, she heard Walter talking to Pip again, knowing that he'd finally gotten the phone back from the mouth-frothing Integra. When Pip nodded his head in the affirmative as if Walter could see him and then said a bland 'good' she knew she'd gotten what she'd wanted and so the 'princess' of the Hellsing Organization pushed the pedal to the metal and made Integra's baby 'Blue' hit full speed, thinking to herself that she'd have to come up with a way to pay Integra back the gas money. While back behind them, the monstrous, raving-mad crowd following them, though could no longer see them, still managed to follow them by the black skid marks on the ground and flying dust in the air.

Walter, back at the Manor, was as moving quickly as he could to get the gates open and be ready to close when Seras came flying through them. Integra on the other hand was left back in her office, still furious that her vampire and mercenary captains would steal her car. Also back at the Manor, Alucard had relaxed and was reclining rather lazily in his thrown, beginning to nod off at his lack of use and boredom.

Then, in the manner of NASCAR racing, the midnight blue, custom made, exotic sports car flew through the gates and Walter gave the signal to close them like the dropping of the checkered flag. As the gates closed behind them, the car slid to a stop, sending gravel flying, and Seras jumped out of the car heading straight for the main doors of the mansion as Pip once again fell out of the car, onto his knees, this time kissing the ground for his safe return home. By the time he'd stood up and then bent down to grab the keys Seras had thrown at him, she was already halfway through the mansion, zipping her way rather angrily towards the dungeons while Integra looked down imperiously at her and at the door, waiting for Pip to come in. And when he did, he was not met with the warmest of welcomes…

Meanwhile, at the gates, cars were arriving, and angry occupants of those vehicles were up against the fencing, grabbing at anything close enough, looking for a way to get in as they all yelled varying curses. Integra, seeing this spectacle, glared at Pip once more as he continued to try to get by her unnoticed before she jerked her head toward the debriefing room, instructing him to follow her as she rallied the troops. And as the last of the mercenaries and soldiers lined up in front of the mansion in their ready positions and the gates burst open from the mob's monstrous weight, Seras stopped in front of her master's room. Opening the door and heading briskly down, she stopped at the foot of the stairs to gape in open disgusted awe.

Alucard sat in his throne, completely oblivious to Seras' presence as he dozed while all around him, the room was in utter destruction…though, even to Seras, surprisingly not a drop of paint was on the floor. But what bothered her the most was that she was chased by a huge crazed mob to save her master's ass and what did he do with the three cans of paint he stole to start this whole deal? He used them to make a total mess on his walls and ceiling!

Really? Really?! This is what he fucking did?! This this…What do you even call this?!

At her angry, uncontrolled thoughts, Alucard woke up and rubbed his right eye and yawned before focusing his sleepy gaze, curiously on Seras while she stared at him, hands on her hips.

"Master…Really? Don't you think this is a little… oh I don't know. Much?"

"What's a little much?"

"This" – gesturing at the walls – "Master. Don't you think this…mess is a little mess."

"I don't think it looks like a mess…" Alucard responded, a bit dismayed.

"Are you kidding me?"

"Yeah. Well…" Alucard's 'well' was followed by an awkwardly long paused before he purred out: "Don't you think your clothes are a little much, Police Girl?" At which Seras crossed her arms over her chest and gave her master an open-mouthed, offended look after a small squeak escaped her mouth, and the story ended.

The End.

So as you can see, this is the end of Paint.
As I already said, this is the last chapter (since I said that I was only gonna make one more and here it is.).
I hope you all liked it. Even the ending.
I'd been getting very bored and done with this story. It was very much so time to end it.
I ended it with a clifty because I couldn't really come up with a way to end it and so I ended it in a way that left just enough room for you, yourselves to come up with your own individual endings.

Well please R&R.

-Liz.