A/N: You know... the usual stuff...

Words:
Seph Cloud Horse tear Masamune anger kill kiss noodle soup

story:
Seph Cloud and another gay guy named Horse were venting their anger over a bowl of noodle soup, when Seph started tearing up. He drew out masamune, and killed Horse.

"Wtf did you do that for?" cried Cloud, as he checked for a pulse.

"SO I could do this without having a horny person on our tail," And in saying that he kiss CLoud