Well this took a while, the again i'm prety lazy guy so thi is nothing new.
Let's get on with it.
(Touhou project and everything else that I put here apart from my OC are not mine and never will be).
CHAPTER 10
Is she... going to say anything or what?.
Kaguya:"...hahaHAHAHAHAH!"
So she is laughing like a maniac, that's not a good sign.
Kaguya:"you... you are the most interesting human i have ever meet, i would have liked to play with you more"
Kay don't car- WOAH!, where did that bullet come from? it was red i look down towards where reisen and eirin, i could see reisen aiming her hand like a pistol her index finger being the cannon, i could also see eirin drawing a bow from... somewhere.
Me:"a three way fight? well let's see what you people can do"
With that said i started descending to fight reisen, i saw mokou and keine getting ready too, mokou flying high up towards kaguya and keine was going towards eirin.
Let's do this, i stoped descending and now i was going full speed towards the moon rabbit, another thing about flying in gensokyo, your speed on the ground is also the same speed that you will fly, and boy am i fast doubt that is as fast as aya but i doubt reisen will be able to follow my movements.
I saw reisen eyes widen as i got closer she tried tofly backwards but i was just faster than her, I was already in front of her and i used my left arm to punch her gut, not with all my strenght idon't want to kill her.
She wen't flying through some bamboo, i also think i saw some spit leaving her mouth then again i punched her pretty hard.
She quickly lifted her right arm her hand like a pistol again i unsheathed my sword ready to deflect the proyectile... then something hit my back.
I stumbled foward and looked behind me, i saw reisen... so she is using her crazy eyes?, she started to multiply herself, okay as far as i know her illusions can't harm me, mine in the other hand...
She multiplied atleast sixteen times, and she startde shooting again, up to the sky again, need to avoid her finger pistol, and anything else she throws at me.
Okay i don't know wich danmaku is fake and wich is not, so just dodge everything, didn't always dodged i did get hit some times.
Okay need to distract her... how about a t-rex?
Her eyes are glowing a little too bright... Whoa!?, i didn't know she could fucking use optic-blast!, the fuck is this!?, marvel vs capcom!?.
Fuck it, t-rex it is.
I concentrate for a moment and in front of the reisen squad, comes the most powerful predator known to mankind... or atleast the one who is not a ancient legend and has some kind of truth backing up it's existence.
The reisen squad were scared shitless, man reisen is kind of a pussy, then again she is like this in FMW so it makes sense.
I take the distraction of the roaring super lizard, to prepare my only spell card, gotta work on more of those, to get all the reisens since i can't tell wich one is the real one i have to hit all of them.
I can see the electric like energy in my sword, time to say it out loud, because spell card rules fuck them.
Me:"[call from above: skyward slash]!"
Sword beams, that shit is art thank you fate series for introducing me to such a beautiful concept.
I see how my attack hits all but one reisen... who back-flipped my atttack like a fuckig pro, and her eyes were narrowed she almost looked like a soldier... oh back to scared again.
Me:"well color me impressed, though i had you with that one"
Hey, kaguya may be a bitch but that doesn't mean reisen is one alsi technically almost everyone in the FMW-verse is like that until marisa and reimu kick their asses.
Reisen:"uuuhhh?, ehmm thank you?"
Jesus i know she went rogue from the moon, and that in this universe it's a pretty big problem but she could lighten up a little.
Me:"you don't seem like you want to fight, tell you what give up now o i don't have to go all out"
Kind of a lie, the only thing i'm not using completely is my super-strength wich is mostly because i think that some degree of injuries can still happen in a danmaku battle it does prevent fatal injuries, but i'm like eighty-porcent sure that i can break bones even with the spell card rules.
Wow that's quite the change in her eyes, she seems more focused now probably because i offended her in some way with what i said, maybe some kind of soldier pride? she was trained as one in the moon.
Can't affort to pull my punches anymore, i'm going to use all the fisical power that super strength gives me, hope she can take it.
Me:"after this is over i'll like to know if you are bipolar,you seem to switch from scared to angry a lot"
What is she muttering?, what the-!? bullets!,bullets everywhere! and that circle... did she just use a fucking spell card by muttering!?, well she did technically anounced her spell card she just... said it in a really low voice.
Okay fly around them carefully..., goddamn is in times like this that i wish i played more the original games than the fan one's.
And te bullets are just gone, and they poped closer to me!, down!.
Kay reisen i'm fucking done with this crazy bullshit.
I throw a full power punch, i see the air pressure hitting close to were reisen is, she took the skies from there, but there was a cloud of smoke now, she can no longer se me in the eye, no more lunatic eyes for that cunt.
I fly right behind her i raise my sword and go down, and slash t reisen hitting her and sending her flying to the ground, i saw her crash n the ground the crater created by my attack was pretty big, and she is also alive, spell card rules where would gensokyo be without them.
Did i win?..., i have the necesity to open my bag so i'm going to say i won, how are the other two fairing?.
Okay seems pretty even, kaguya and mokou have been doing this for a while, eirin and keine too well since my fight is over i'll go help mokou.
Yeah i have known keine for longer time, but eirin is loyal to kaguya to a fault if i attack her princes then she will have to help her and show her back to keine.
The only downside of this plan is that mokou isn't going to like it... oh well nothing to loose but my life, maybe.
Sword ready, flying fast and swing.
She pulled fucking fire cloth thing to block it... oh right she has sacred treasures, forgot the names of those things.
I quickly make a dash towards the hot chiken girl, oh boy she looks PISSED.
Mokou:"this is none of you bussines, so kindly get out of here"
That's kinda screaming but not really, atleast she didn't threw a faming bird at my face.
Me:"well i would, but keine will cave my head in if i did, so i guess i'm helping you, freaking pyromaniac"
Mokou:"whatever just don't get in my way"
Isn't she is just a ray of sunshine?.
Kaguya:"are you two done, i'll like to keep this confrontation going"
I see mokou rush her literally imolating herself in the process, i can also see that she isn't inmune to her own flames, she IS resistant but i can see that some of her skin and clothes are charred.
May as well follow her lead, i rush a little behind her just to see how she fights... and no i'm not staring at her ass, and yes she does look more femenine than i though she would.
I can see that mokou is attacking like a crazy dog, she knows how to fight but she just throws attacks randomly not really thinking what to do, she must be really angry.
ufff, that got to hurt kaguya may be a princes but her right hook is pretty powerfull, i wonder how will se fare against mine, i sheath my sword rear my right fist back and attack, i see the wind pick up and throw itself at kaguya.
It push her back pretty far back i was going to attack again, but i had to dodge an arrow that came out of nowhere, eirin.
I turn towards the doctor, i see keine rushing at poor eirin oh jeez she is going to use headbutt, poor eirin why would she give her back to keine?.
I'm just going to let that happen... oh so keine lost... somehow, guess i'm fighting the doctor now.
Me:"pyromaniac, i'm letting you have the princes gonna fight the two colored nurse"
I start going towards her and just stare.
Eirin:"i must ask you to move, the princes must return to eientei"
Why would that be?, doubt it's because of mokou much less keine or me, unless today it's a full moon and the full moon means lunarians, if it were the normal timeline i'll stop her but this is a lot different already.
Me:"...kay, you seem to be in a hurry"
She narrows her eyes at me.
Eirin:"I say you sh- pardon me what did you say?"
For a genious, it took her a while to process my words.
Me:"i said that you can leave grab the bunny your princess and leave, i'll calm flaming chiken"
She is obviously wary of me but really to deal with the lunarians or with an angry mokou? mokou any day of the week.
So with that i fly towards mokou... and tackle her and boy she is hot, like literally hot and now she is even hotter, after this is done i'm looking for new clothing.
Mokou:"what the fuck!?, let me go!!"
Jesus fucking christ!, that's some heat i'm felling, i keep going with my tackle until we crash in the ground the i punched her... like four times, i did hold back though she may be immortal but she still feels pain.
She is finally down, still conscious but down none the less.
Mokou:"why the hell did you help them!?"
I would tell you but that will require way too much explination from my part.
Me:"because the fight was pointless, atleast to me you and kaguya just keep hitting each with no actual end to it you both regenerayed your injuries"
How are my... oh i'm almost naked, how are my pants not ashes?, is it an anime thing?, Well no more yukata for me.
I put my sword on it's sheath and start walking towards keine who was rubbing her left arm.
Me:"you okay?"
She nods.
Keine:"yeah, just a little beat up nothing that some sleep won't fix, how are you and mokou?"
Well...
Me:"i'm fine, mokou? eeehhhh... i guess she is fine"
And on cue she comes here.
Mokou:"i'm not fine!, keine who the hell is this bastard!?, he helped her!"
Me:"not really i just decided that i won't wait a whole day for a flaming dumbass and a crazy princess that regenerate to beat the living shit out of each other, they wanted to leave so i let them"
Woah she is ANGRY.
Mokou:"you son of a-!"
Then keine put's herself between us before it escalated into a fight.
Keine:"mokou calm down, i know you have a grudge with kaguya but flint is right that fight would have gotten you nowhere"
She actually took my side on this one... that's honestly surprissing i was sure she would have helped mokou.
Mokou:"...whatever, the hell do you want anyway?"
This is probably the closest thing to being calm we'll get from her.
Keine:"i was just worried about you, so i came looking for you"
I still say that she is to good for this world.
Mokou:"well i'm fine, but you aren't, actually keine would you go ahead of us?, i wan't to talk with the brat"
Whatever you say grandma.
Keine seems worried about it, probably because mokou wanted to burn me alive a couple of second ago.
Me:"just go keine, we'll catch up"
She still seems uncertain, but nods anyway then fly's away from here.
The white haired woman grabs me by the head and tries to pull me at eye level, but my superior strenght makes that impossible not that it makes her less motivated.
Mokou:"ARE.YOU.A.HOURAI!?"
Right my regeneration.
Me:"i have no idea what that is"
Sometimes playing the idiot is annoying, even when it's necesary.
Moku literally growled at me the just shoves my head back or atleast tries to.
Mokou:"forget it"
Then she flies out of here.
I g after the two of them, i can already see this day being a pleasent one.
CHAPTER 10 END
And just like that it ends, for now, until i feel like doing another chapter.
CHARACTER SHEET
Protagonist: Flint "the strongest of the village".
abilities: regeneration, imagination, super strength.
Perks: weapon master, perfect physique, Master of stealth.
Main weapon: master sword (legend of zelda: ocarina of time).
bottomless bag: limitless lighter and unlimited box of cigarettes.
See you all next time!.
