10 CHAPTERS OH MY GRAYSTRIPE WOOT WOOT! ALMOST 1000 VIEWS AND 30 REVIEWS AT THIS TIME! YAAAAAYYYYY!
AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM YELLOWFANG!: RUBBER DUCKS AND SWIVEL CHAIRS AND CAKE FOR EVERYONE!
In reality I was so unmotivated to this chapter… I felt really bad because you guys are depending on me to deliver happiness and smiles and broken fourth walls and I haven't been doing my job lately. Sowwy! I need to continue to promote world peace with random stories about cats and cake! BUT EBOLA IS MAKING ME DEPRESSED.
Jayfeather and Lionblaze got put in a time out for breaking the fourth wall which in Jayfeather's opinion was unfair. Jayfeather supposed it was a big inconvenience to fix it every time someone broke it. It wasn't like Leafpool could just pull out some duck tape and BAM new fourth wall! (Yes Leafpool was their handy cat when it came to fourth wall fixing)
Lionblaze became really surly for the rest of the day after that which derailed Jayfeather's evil plans. How could Lionblaze concentrate on what danger his Cinderheart cuddly doll was in if he was all depressed? So Jayfeather literally spent the rest of the afternoon scheming.
Back in Starclan Hollyleaf facepawed herself repeatedly. Why did she have to have the stupidest brother's in the clan? Seriously Jayfeather? You honestly think your brother is going to get you a new cake when he can't even count to two? And Lionblaze, you can get Lionheart's hair gel from Bramblestar. Bramblestar has a lot of AXE body spray and hair gel in vain attempts to impress Squirrelflight. In reality he smelled like a two leg tom and prey could smell him from miles away.
How ever what would win Hollyleaf's stupid cat of the year award would have to be Jayfeather. Who steals a Cinderheart cuddly doll from their brother? Especially if Jay-Jay knew he'd be starting a war over it. Not that he would know that, being not dead and all.
"RUBBERDUCKS!" Yellowfang cried from behind making Hollyleaf jump. She turned just in time to get a face full of yellow rubber birds dressed in an assortment of odd outfits, like cowboys and flamingos.
"ARGGGHHH STOP ATTACKING ME!" Hollyleaf yowled. The rubber duck assault ceased.
Yellowfang was staring eyes narrowed at Hollyleaf.
"You do not understand the beauty of the rubber duck!" She yowled and stalked off.
Hollyleaf was left there, bewildered and confused. Beauty? What beauty was there? She sniffed one of the yellow rubber birds. It smelled like chemicals, and rubber. It was no Mona Lisa that's for sure.
YEAH
RUBBER DUCKS
HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP MMMMEEEEE
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