AN: First of all, thanks for all the wonderful reviews. I'm not sure I could have made it to the number of 150 without them. Second, this is the last chapter. It's been a fantastic (and hectic) ride, but I feel this is a good place to end the story. Already I am re-using ideas and it's getting difficult for me to come up with new quotes. I am very grateful to each and every one of you, because I have very much enjoyed reading your reviews.

I can't think of a more original way to phrase this, so: THANK YOU! You've been wonderful!

The Twilight Chronicles

136.
Bella: "Hold on! I'm having en epiphany here..."
Edward: "And?"
Bella: "You love me!"
Edward: "'What kind of epiphany did you have to finally make you see the truth?"
Bella: "I added your age to mine and multiplied it by the number on your license plate."

137.
Bella: "Alice? Could you come out of the closet for me?"
Jasper & Edward: "No!"
Bella: "Oh, geez. Alice, could you come out of... the wardrobe for me?"

138.
Carlisle: "Where did you get those bruises, Newton?"
Mike: "I... I don't know, doctor. It all happened so fast. I was just... asking Bella something... in private. Next thing I know I'm hanging upside down in a tree."
Carlisle: "Did you say anything to... provoke a certain person?"
Mike: "Of course not. I was just asking Bella out on a date."
Carlisle: "Well... Mike, I think you got lucky. Your injuries could have been... life-threatening."

139.
Bella: "Would you please stop dazzling me?"
Edward: "Bella, I can't help it if you are intoxicated by my very presence."
Bella: "Don't flatter yourself, mister. I'm not dazzled by you, I'm dazzled by your dancing techniques. Stop spinning us around this fast!

140.
Jasper: "Truth or dare?"
Emmett: "Why, dare, of course."
Jasper: "I dare you to play Edward's piano - and not break it this time."

141.
Edward: "You befriended a pack of werewolves? I thought I ordered you to stay out of trouble."
Bella: "The wolves saved me from Laurent, Edward."
Edward: "That is an invalid argument, because if you'd followed my order, you wouldn't have run into Laurent in the first place."

142.
Rosalie: "I want a baby."
Emmett: "We could always adopt a child."
Rosalie: "No living baby is pretty enough to look like it's mine, Emmett. Besides, I don't think we'd quite meet the requirements."
Emmett: "All right, I give up. How about we buy ourselves a Tamakotschi?"

143.
Edward: "Bella, you are too rational for a newborn."
Bella: "Am I doing something wrong?"
Jasper: "No, we're just waiting for the other shoe to drop."
Esme: "Jasper!"
Emmett: "Well, Bella's always been a bit slow at comprehending things. I estimate she'll have her big freak-out in about... fifty years."

144.
Bella: "I'm not used to being stared at. Look, Edward; everyone's looking at me with open mouths. How do you stand it? It's annoying."
Edward: "Bella, love - their staring has nothing to do with your improved looks. You just crossed the street without tripping, it's bound to raise some eyebrows."

145.
Tanya: "We will stand witness for young Renesmee."
Kate: "That is the very least we can do. We will also fight for you if we have to."
Edward: "That will not be necessary. If the Volturi open their attack on us on the battle field, we will politely request we be allowed to evacuate ourselves."

146.
Edward: "Jacob? I thought I ordered you to go to school."
Jacob: "You can't order me around, Edward. I want to be with Renesmee."
Edward: "I will say this once - and you had better listen carefully, because I do not wish to repeat myself. In order for you to get a well-paid job, Jacob, you need to at least graduate. You will not marry my daughter before you can at least afford a decent car. Do I make myself clear?"

147.
Bella: "We have such a wonderful family."
Alice: "And we'll always be together."
Jasper: "Until - of course - the Sun explodes and destroys our planet in the process. But I'm sure we'll all have a good time before that happens."

148.
Renesmee: "Grandpa! This is my Jacob."
Charlie: "What do you mean - your Jacob?"
Renesmee: "He's my fiancee."
Charlie: "Jacob? Please tell me this old man doesn't have to die of a heart-attack this very second."

149.
Alice: "The Volturi are coming."
Carlisle: "What do they want?"
Alice: "They want to... borrow a cup of sugar."

150.
Edward: "This is the last quote."
Bella: "Is it a funny one?"
Edward: "No."

THE END