Well, if you can remember, our zombie killing team was just entering the Tunnel of Love. Great idea right? Of course.

Dempsey had point, Richtofen and Takeo had the left and right flanks, and Nikolai guarded the back.

"If you even think about it" said Dempsey glaring at Richtofen, "I'll break your legs and make you walk home."

Richtofen smiled and replied, "Sounds like Waffen SS training."

Takeo held his Katana close, in case a zombie got any funny ideas.

Nikolai held his MP5K at his hip, trailing behind the group.

Along the way they passed a great many abandoned carts and various stages with statues and paintings of Cupid and stuff like that.

Dempsey smiled and said, "I remember this ride. Don't remember all this though. Must've been the matters on hand."

Nikolai chuckled and said, "My version of a tunnel of love was a hallway with whores just hanging around. Or basically, the second story of my house."

Takeo scoffed at them and said, 'I knew Nikolai had no honor, but I would've thought you'd have more American."

"Honor?" asked Dempsey looking at the samurai. "Don't tell me about honor. At least in our country, women aren't treated like shit all the time. We actually respect them, usually more then they respect us."

Richtofen coughed and said, "Respect, honor, who gives a scheisse?" I don't like being dis close to you people, so shut up and keep walking!"

Dempsey smiled and said, "My pleasure."

At the end of the ride, there was a large storage room. Inside was a large generator. Dempsey smiled and said, "Finally." He went towards it and pulled the big switch.

Suddenly, the lights came on and so did the music. Dempsey smiled and said, "Awesome."

Nikolai looked to his right and said, "Cool, check this out." He went over to it and said, "Oh I think this is it."

The thing he stood over was a box. It was around six feet long and a foot wide. It was pale brown and had several white question marks on it.

Nikolai flipped the latch and activated the cycle. A bunch of weapons scrolled by, before finally settling on a rocket launcher.

Nikolai scowled and grabbed it. "When am I going to use this?' he yelled in frustration.

Richtofen came over and said, "Ah, my favorite box. It's like Christmas! But I see no bow. Oh vell, it'll do." He flipped the latch and waited for it to stop. Then it settled on a green sniper rifle. He picked it up and said, "Boom! Clack clack boom! Hey that vas a nice rhythm!"

Takeo activated the box and got a Python. "How dare you, dishonorable box!" he yelled.

Dempsey came over and activated it. After a minute, he got a crossbow. "Death at a distance! URA!"

Then the power shut off.

Dempsey slammed his foot into the ground and yelled, "What the dick!"

Richtofen lit a flare and said, "Vhat ze hell? Maybe ze generator is out of fuel?"

Nikolai checked and said, "Nope. Gauge is on F. I assume that means full."

Dempsey yelled in frustration and said, "What happened? This has never happened before. Fucking great."

Nikolai raised a hand to silence them and said, "You hear that?"

Dempsey shook his head and said, "Nope."

Richtofen shushed him and said, "Vait, I hear it. No zhat's just ze voices. Ah, ze voices!"

Nikolai slammed his foot and said, "Shut the hell up! It's getting closer!"

Then they heard a loud squeaking sound. It was momentary, but they all lifted their guns.

"Oh crap" muttered Dempsey

Takeo raised the Python and cocked the hammer. Richtofen brought the bolt back on L96A1 and slammed it forward. Nikolai raised the sights on the LAW and Dempsey loaded in an explosive bolt into the crossbow.

The squeaking became louder and more frequent, like footsteps. Dempsey snarled and said, "Come on. I don't bite. Much."

Something appeared from the shadows outside the flare. Its dotted clothes were mud and blood stained. Its curly red hair was either missing or knotted together. Its face was looked like melted wax and its eyes sagged. Electric sparks danced across the things body and made it emit a blue glow.

It was a clown. A zombified clown.

"Holy shit" muttered Dempsey.

The clown roared and charged. Nikolai fired a rocket and got it straight in the chest. Dempsey fired a bolt and nailed it in the heart. Both exploded, but didn't even slow it.

Takeo fired all six of his revolver shots and attempted to pull out his katana, but was hit by the clown. It swung and clocked the samurai in the jaw.

Takeo stepped away and raised the katana. The clown stopped and cocked its head sideways, like a dog. Takeo stopped and looked in the thing's eyes. In them, he saw something. It was a picture of a girl in a filthy dress. He had never seen her before, but he knew who she was.

Samantha Maxis.

Then it was gone, replaced by blood and gore. The clown screamed and grabbed the remains of its head. It dropped and slowly bled out on the concrete.

"Damn" muttered Nikolai. Richtofen lowered his smoking L96A1 and said "So, those things turn off ze power. Samantha's getting creative."

Dempsey loaded another bolt into his crossbow and said, "Jesus. That thing took a crossbow, a LAW, AND a Python! Shit, this isn't good."

Richtofen reloaded and said, "I predict, we need to slay zese clowns to get the ze power back on. It's slaughter time!"

Dempsey scoffed and said, "Hey, that's my line."

Come on Richtofen. Stealing someone's lines is like stealing kills. It just gets fucking annoying. See ya!