The vampires in my story are weird...like, wtf?

Also, I'm sorry for not updating. Keeping a schedule is super hard for me so I'll just wing it. Any who does anyone want my tumblr? If so, look on my profile for it ^~^ that way, if you want me to update a story, you can just message me or something and be like "UPDATE THE DAMN STORY CUNT!" and I'll be like "...Kay" :I

3 months passing…

Roy sat on the couch with Ed in between his legs. His hands moved slowly up and down his loves expanding abdomen in gentle relaxing motions. Ed hand her hands rested on the top of her stomach, letting out soft sighs every so often.

This is how the two spent the last three months together: Roy would leave for work early in the morning and Ed would take care of the house. When Roy returned, the two would sit on the couch and fawn over their soon to be baby. Afterwards, Roy would cook dinner and then the two would bathe together…well, Roy would was Ed but she didn't mind, she loved the attention Roy gave her and she really loved how his hands tenderly ran over she skin and how he planted little kisses on her body.

Ed bent her arm so it hooked around Roy's neck then nuzzled his cheek, feeling the slight stubbed rubbing against her skin and the deep sent of his mint and cinnamon aftershave. "Mmm, Roy?"

"Yes Ed?" Roy rested his chin on her shoulder, keeping his hands moving along her stomach.

"Are you hungry?"

"…" Roy rubbed the side of her stomach. He hated this question. He didn't like drink from her, it could cause problems with her and the baby and he didn't want to risk such an important thing but she always insisted that it was okay and that nothing would happen…sometimes, he just couldn't trust himself. "No, Ed. I'm not hungry, I just ate."

"How long ago was that?"

"…"

Ed moved her hair off her neck and titled her head to the side. "Go ahead, you know I don't mind." she smiled.

Even though Roy's brain was screaming not to bite, he could feel his teeth ache and his throat go dry. "No Ed…I told you before that it's dangerous if we keep doing this."

"We'll be okay. You're only taking what you need so I'll be fine." she moved closer to him.

"…I'll take a little." he dipped his head down and licked from her collar bone to her jaw line, hearing a pleasing sound coming from the pregnant blonde. He let his teeth extend then sunk them in her warm neck. He will always consider it a blessing to have someone with as healthy blood as Ed.

Ed let out a soft sigh, feeling hands run up and down her thighs. She leaned against Roy, feeling his teeth sink in farther into her skin. The first time he bit her, it hurt a lot, so much that she almost screamed. But, after multiple times of him biting her, she found herself actually liking the pain and now, it still sent a shiver though her spin and she soon realized how much closer this made them. She felt as if they could no longer be separated and she loved that feeling.

After a few seconds, Roy let go of her, licking up the excess blood. "I'll go make you dinner now…" he told her solemnly, carefully laying her on her side. As much as he hated drinking from Ed, he always felt a surge of energy run though his body. He felt as if he could run wild with the wolves. However many times he drank from her, it always gave him an adrenaline rush. He secretly thought that was another reason why Ed always begged him to feed from her, he had so much energy after that he needed to find some way to spend it and because Ed was right there, open and willing so why not?

"Thank you, Roy…" Ed smiled slightly, watching him go into the kitchen. "Are you feeling better?"

"If by better to mean full of energy, then yes, I am."

Ed laughed then said, "Well that's good to hear. What are you going to cook for your girlfriend and wife?"

"I was thinking of getting take-out so that way while we wait for our food, I can burn some of this energy." he poked his head out of the kitchen, phone in hand. "What do you think?"

Ed blushed then said, "As long as you go easy on me."

Roy grinned and went back into the kitchen, placing their order.

Ed pushed herself up, sighing softly. She always felt light headed after he drank from her and she would sometimes pass out from exhaustion but she didn't mind really, as long as she made him happy, everything else was fine.

Roy carefully dried Ed off, making sure not to cause her any discomfort. "Tomorrow I'm taking you for a check up. We should be able to hear the babies' heart beat now."

"Finally! I remember listening to Al's heart when my mom was pregnant with him and it was tiny but my mom was really happy about it. She said it's music to her ears." she yawned and stretched. "Maybe I'll fully understand what she meant tomorrow?" she looked up at Roy who had finished drying her feet. "Do you understand it?"

"I think so...it's hard to explain but you're probably right, when you hear it for yourself, you'll understand what she means." he stood up. "I'll be right back." he kissed her head then left the room.

Ed stood and began to change. In the mist of pulling her shirt over her head, she felt a cramp in her leg. "Ah!" she put her arms through her shirt then rubbed her calf. She then felt another cramp in her other leg, both of them tightening in pain. She cried out again, feeling her whole body begin to tighten.

She fell on her back, her arm muscles contracting as well as her neck muscles in her feet. She groaned loudly and her breathing began to quicken. Her face contorted and her back arched up from the ground, putting her in a rainbow like formation. "R-ROY!" she shouted as loud as she could, which wasn't as loud as she wanted but her throat muscles made it her for her to speak.

She tried to force her muscles to relax but it wouldn't work. They just kept tightening and tightening! The pain she was feeling right now was worse than any pain she had felt before. She closed her eye firmly, praying Roy would save her.

Downstairs, Roy was putting together Ed's snack when he heard her shrill scream. His first thought was that she stubbed her toe but that assumption quickly went away when he hear her scream again. He raced up the stairs, thinking that the man from the alley had somehow found him but when he reached the room, he was met with something far worse.

He stood and watched as Ed's body arched off the ground and her face twisting in pain. "Ed, what are you doing!?"

"I-I don't know!" she sobbed. "It hurts so much and I can't make my muscles relax! Help me please!" she choked another sob.

Roy ran and quickly grabbed the phone, calling for an ambulance.

"Eastern Command Hospital—"

Roy quickly interrupted the women. "It's my girlfriend! S-She's on the floor and she says she can't make her muscles relax!"

"Sir, you need to calm down. Move her to a more comfortable place. You'll have to wait for an ambulance an—"

"I can't wait that long! What can I do!?"

"There's nothing you can do sir." the woman replied.

Roy shouted in anger. "Bullshit!" he threw the phone into the wall and went back over to Ed. He was not about to lose someone else over a mistake, not again, not like this. He looked down at Ed's shut eyes, small whimpers escaping her. "Ed, listen to me. What I'm about to do is going to hurt to but it may save your life." he moved her hair out of her face. "I'll make sure you live through this, okay?" he watched as tears rolled down her paling cheeks. "I'm so sorry…" his teeth extended and he sunk them deep into her neck, telling himself that there is no other way, that this is the only way to save his family, and himself.

Ed groaned softly, sitting up and rubbing her eyes. Her body felt like a dead weight, as if she had cinder blocks holding her down and her head felt fuzzy like it was stuffed with cotton, a buzzing noise seeming to echo around her. It took her more effort than it should have to even open her eyes just a little. She soon gave up and flopped back down on the bed.

She turned her head to the side, pain shooting through it. 'What the hell happened to me?' she thought.

She opened her mouth to call out Roy but it ended up coming out like frog trying to talk. "Roy…" she rasped as she tried calling out to him. "Where are you?"

She heard a door open and then foot steps. She groaned inwardly at how loud they seemed. "Roy?"

"I'm right here. There's no need to worry." Roy walked in holding a small tray. "How do you feel?"

"Like I've slept too long…or like I haven't gotten enough sleep…what's happened?"

"…" Roy set the tray down. "First, what do you remember?"

"What do I…remember?" she frowned slightly, trying to think but the buzzing noise distracting her. "I remember…remember…" she shot up straight forward, her eyes wide and alert. "I remember you leaving to get my snack and me getting dressed on your bed. Then my legs started to hurt and then my body— the baby!" she flew off the covers and looked down at her stomach. The small lump was still there. She placed her hand on top of her abdomen and sighed softly. "It's okay…" she felt a rhythmic pulse under her hand.

Roy smiled gently. "You somehow got tetanus and the only way to save you was…to turn you into a vampire, like me."

Ed stopped rubbing her stomach and stared at Roy. "…Will our baby…stay an infant forever?" she whispered, tears pricking her eyes. The thought of her child having to stay an infant for its whole life, never to grow and experience the world, crushed her down to her very core. "Why would you do this? WHY!?" her face started to get red and she launched herself at Roy, knocking them to the floor. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!?"

Roy grunted in pain while Ed pounded his chest. "Ed, listen to me! The baby is fine! I didn't give you enough to turn you!" he grabbed her by her wrists and held them apart.

Ed's body went slack and she crumpled onto of Roy's chest. She felt her arms fall to her side and for the first time, in a long time, she felt truly exhausted.

She clung onto Roy's shirt, holding on it tightly, and fell asleep, hearing Roy singing to her.

HA-HA!

In the next chapter (or an update version of this one) I'll post the lyrics to Roy's lullaby.

I also need a beta reader :c