A/N: Back again!

Disclaimer: I don't own. Although part of me has a hard time believing that JK Rowling would actually sue me if I forgot my disclaimer…

It was another boring day at Hogwarts, and Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter were discussing the same boring topics as always.

"So wait, do you guys ever listen to Wizard Rock? Wrock is definitely my favorite genre."

"Neh. I sort of prefer Wizard Pop/Alternative."

"There's no such thing as Wizard Pop/Alternative! Alternative and Pop are on, like, totally separate ends of the spectrum."

"Okay, fine. Well, I like Wizard Country better than I like Wrock. I don't know, something about it just puts me off."

"Oh blah blah. Wizard Country sucks! Like, what is it anyways?"

"Oh quit arguing guys. Are you going to help me write this essay, or not Remus?"

"Yeah, yeah. I don't understand why you can't do it yourself though?"

"Because it's harrrrd."

"Oh whine, whine."

"Wine? That sounds pretty good right now."

"Not wine, whine!"

"And Firewhiskey is better than wine anyways."

"GUYS! How about none of us drink any alcoholic beverages while we're supposed to be doing homework. Sound good?"

"Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you. Party Pooper Party Pooper! Remus is a party pooper!"

"Oh come on. Shut up Sirius!"

"Neverrrrr!

"So lets go prank a Slytherin."

"We could get caught."

"Marauders map!"

"Yeah, yeah. That was just my excuse for staying here to finish my homework."

"Oh Merlin."

"I just don't want to fail my OWLs, is that so hard?"

"Yeah. I hear the DADA section is super hard. They have a whole ten questions on Werewolfs!"

"Oh my. I don't know if I'll be able to handle that one."

"Yeah, but I'm pretty sure the Animagus section'll be harder."

"Oh, definitely."

"Well, if you guys aren't planning on going, I'll go by myself!"

"Bye."

"Later."

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

"Yeah, yeah. James, you coming?"

"Nope. I need to work on perfecting this love potion."

"That plan'll backfire."

"Says you!"

"Mm. Okay, later."

Sirius grabbed the Marauders map, and James's invisibility cloak, and headed towards the dungeons where the Slytherin Commons room is. He heard hushed voices, and saw an extremely gorgeous girl.

"I told you, I don't want to date you anymore!"

"But I'm—"

"No! Get your hands off me. You're a complete creep, okay? And you smell like dungbeetles all the time. Bugger off, okay?"

"You can't dump me."

"Says who?"

"Says me! Why would you even want to dump me? I'm a pureblood, I'm handsome, I'm attractive, I play Quiditch, I'm the full package!"

"Yeah. Too bad you're lacking a personality."

"I've got an awesome personality!"

"Look, I'm tired, and you're being really loud right now. Good night."

Sirius stood there for a good ten minutes, before heading back upstairs to the Gryffindor Commons room.

"Guys! I'm back!"

"So… how'd it go?"

"I met my future wife."

"You've gotta be kidding."

"Wait, where?"

"She was standing outside the dungeons!"

"A Slytherin?!"

"Maybe."

"Traitor!"

"Oh shut up James."

"Slytherins scare me."

"Of course they do Peter. Well, don't mind me, I'm going to be singing songs of happiness upstairs now!"

And thus, a new adventure begins. The next morning was as boring as ever, and they were all sitting in pretty much the same place.

"Ughhhhhh!"

"What?"

"I'm soooo bored. Things are getting too static around here."

"Yeah, we need something exciting to happen."

"Oh look! Is Moony finally loosening up a bit?"

"Haha, very funny."

"What's with Sirius?"

"Who knows, who cares? He's been sitting in the same place forever."

"Enjoy just staring into space, huh Sirius?"

"What?"

"Haha. Yeah. Okay Sirius, we need to get out outside to see some fresh air."

"I just can't stop thinking about that girl."

"Sheesh, what is she, a goddess or something?"

"She must've been! She was just so gorgeous!"

"uh huh. Yeah. Of course."

"No really!"

"She was a Slytherin."

"Lets go find her."

"You're acting like James."

"What's that suppose to mean!?"

"It means he's acting like a bloody idiot!"

"Thanks guys."

"No problem James."

"Watch her be, like, your second cousin or something."

"Merlin I hope not."

"How would that work out?"

"Oh come on. Sirius is part of 'The Most Nobel and Ancient Pureblood Family of Black.' Remember? They're related to pretty much everyone."

"You shouldn't be judging Prongs, you're pureblood too, remember?"

"Yeah, yeah. But I don't have a crush on a Slytherin."

"I NEVER SAID IT WAS A CRUSH! I just said she looked like a goddess so I must find her."

"Okay?"

"Who knows! Maybe she'll like what she sees. I'm not looking for commitment, I mean, you know me!"

"Yeah. Told you so."

"Told me what?"

"You can't do commitment!"

"Oh not that again."

"Well…. you guys can keep fighting, and I'll go sneak out to Honeydukes through the Secret Passage. James? Invisibility cloak? May I?"

"As long as I can go with you!"

"Fine. You guys go, have fun. Peter!"

"What?"

"You can come with me! We're going to find that Slytherin!"

"Goody."

"Look guys! Peter can barely mask his excitement! This should be fun."

A/N: There you go, another chapter :) So I know I haven't been giving you my best lately, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to step it up again soon. Any lines/phrases/ideas or anything you have that you want to give me, feel free to PM them to me, or even review it. (Although there is no promise I'll use any of them. [I have to say this so that I don't get deleted as interaction.]) Thanks guys! Oh, and I have decided to write a ScorpiusxRose story, and I'm going to start writing it ASAP. So expect it up soon.

Thanks!

-Awesomegirl13

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