A/N; this chapter stinks...

Disclaimer- Tite Kubo has the right to Bleach in every way. Plot, Characters, Location. But not my Mai-chan~.


MAI

"Come on Mai-sama you know you want to do it, so just do it!" My head throbbed. "Just aim, and chuck it ! Do IT! It will be load's of fun!"

My childish zanpakuto has been bugging me since I sat down on the hard wooden chair of the class; been trying to convince me to throw a piece of crumpled paper at the red head moronic baka, since I caught sight of him. I found it slightly tempting. But such a childish thing is beneath a person of my birth.

" I will do no such thing, and in no way does a Kuchiki 'chuck'... as you so crudely put it.".

" You know you want to though, you can't hide it from me! I know your deepest desire's. So why waste energy on hiding stuff from me Mai-sama it's so damn stupid!"

" Refrain from using such language! And my deep's desire is not to throw paper at someone who does not matter." I seethe inside. " In fact my deepest and most strongest desire is for you to behave and stay quiet for at least the end of the day!"

" Your so mean to me Mai-saamaa~" The childish whine made me wince in pain at how it rouse in octave. I silently cursed; which my zanpakuto bluntly snorted in laughter." Mai-sama just do it, it will loosen your mood a bit."

The temptation to lay my head on the wooden desk before me was great, the teacher's drone like voice going on and on; a speech he has no doubly spoke a million times over. Making it worthless in his eye's. So tiring. I sat in the back row, looking over the student's before me, I could hear hushed whispers and the occasion squeak of a chair against the floor.

It's mid day and my stomche rumbled. My shoulders slumped ever so slightly.

" Mai-sama are we going to train again with Toshiro and Hyōrinmaru? We haven't spared in forever. You know what would make that time extra funner"

" Funner is not a word..."

"Whatever, I want Rangiku and Haineko there as well! Neko-chan and Ran-chan are so much fun!~ Not like you!" The girlish giggles made me inwardly sigh. Use to the many put downs my zanpakuto deals to me I ignore it with ease. " Neko-chan says that we have so much potential and that I'm cute! She give great hugs! Why wont you let Ran-chan hug you? Neko-chan says Ran-chan thinks you are the cutest thing ever to cross her path, besides Toshiro of course! Isn't you sensei cute!"

I shudder thinking on how Hitsugaya-sensei would react to be calling cute. Picturing him with a red face as the temperature drops, a vein ready to burst; scariest image ever... I don't react to being called cute lightly only cause Sensei rubbed off on me. Being my idol, and teacher how can I not know and act like him from time to time. My gaze drops to my clenched gloved hands on my lap. Captain Hitsugaya must be shamed to call me his student, he hasn't been over to train me in a while.

I shook my head lightly a firm look in my eye's. No he is Captain he has many duty's. I'm just the lesser of his duty's.

"Ha ha ha you said 'Duty' Mai-sama!." Rolling my eyes at the childish comment I stifled a groan of annoyance. The zanpakuto laughed hystaricaly.


RENJI

I felt the gaze of the Kuchiki noble burn into the back of my head since class started. It took most of my will power not to look back and glare. It bothered me on how I could sense her spirtual power so easily, on how the level of the power she released kept decreasing and increasing; as if bothered with something. And why would I care. The stuck up noble, undetatched and what not.

I barley caught any of what the Sensei was talking about. His voice grating ony nerves, monotonous. Stifling a yawn I turn around my eye's traveling to the back of the class.

Sitting in the back was Shizumai Kuchiki, a look of annoyance on her stuck up face. Her hand was on the desk, clenching then releaseing before clenching again; making her knuckles white. Her usually high should slumped a fraction. She looked to be not be paying atteintion at all; smirking I stifle a chuckle, imagining the all mighty noble getting scolded by the old grey Sensei. With her grovling at his feet, begging to be let off the hook.

-:-:-

'' Please Sensei! I was watching and listening to your every action and word's PLEASE! Believe me!"

"NO!" He shouted cutting the air with his arm. "YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED"

Shizumai sobs, tears ran down her face in twin waterfalls. Snot ran down her nose dripping on her upperlip.

Looking pathetic. Kneeling down before the sensei who towered above her. Banging on the floor boards with her fists, while kicking her legs like any toddler in a hissy fit. Sensei gave her a deathly glare before shouting-

"TAKE HER AWAY! OFF TO THE CHOOKEY! HAHaHAHAHAH!"

"PLEASE DON'T PUT ME IN THE CHOOKY! I CAN'T MAKE IT IN THERE! IM TO DELICATE, MY SKINS TO SOFT! NOOOOOO!" She wailed as she was being dragged, her nails scraping on the wooded floop making ten ragged scratch marks. "I'M A KUCHIKI! OH NOO PLEASE HELP ME!"

-:-:-

plunk!

I Look around rubbing the top of my head, ' What the hell was that-!'

I look down at the object that had hit my head. A crumpled peice of paper... huh?

Who would throw a peice of paper? I unfolded it just in case there was a message written in the crumpled heap, it's blank. Huh. Looking back I study the face's of the student's behind me. No one seemed to even notice. Go figure half of them mastered the art of sleeping with their eye's open.

My eye's landed on The Kuchiki. Would she? No. No defaintly not, she'd think it was way below her to do something like that. Although... Nah.

'It was probably a miss fire from another student, no one dares do such a thing to me.'


Shizumai

'Oh Hell naw! You didn't jus' do whut I thunk you did!' My zanpakuto shouted with amusment. I can't beleive I did it. Part of me did it to shut up my zanpakuto, the other just did it to see his reaction. I felt myself sink low in a depressed state, thinking what Otou-sama would say if he saw that. " D'aww My Mai-sama that was awwesome~!"

' Be silent! Use proper grammar and-'

' And don't curse, blah blah blah. You know what Mai-sama you just ruined the moment. You are a moment wrecker."

' You know what I'm glad I ruined it then.'

' Your a peanut.'

" A peanut?...'

'I can't really curse so I'll just say 'peanut' You are a peanut..'

'... your a damn idiot...'

'GASP~ so your allowed to use profanity and I your loyal zanpakuto is not, I call racism on that! BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY I SAY!'

' Blasphemy... really? '

' I'm calling ZHAAW!'

'ZHAAW? what?'

' Zanpakuto's helpful alliance on abusive weilder's!'

'...'

' Your gong down sucka'

' You an idiot there is no such thing.'

' How would you know?'

' Huh?"

" Nothing...'

Few hours later

I walked down that narrow hall my eye twitching slightly my zanpakuto laughing inside my head.

'' And then then I was all 'Oh no you didn't' and then that girls zanpakuto was like 'Oh yes you di'id', good gawd I slapped her in her smug face d'en took off like a bat outta hell. Good time's good time's." It had happened only moment's before, the weilder of that zanpakuto looked startled. Most likely scared that her zanpakuto was angry as hell. " You shoulda been there Mi'lady."

I had long since stopped humoring my zanpakuto. Choosing to ignore her.

"Miss Kuchiki? Umm I mean Kuchiki-sama..."

I turn to look at the girl named Momo Hinamoru- no Hinamori? She looked at me with hints of intimidation and curiousity. " Is there something wrong Hinamori-san."

" uno, I was just wondering.. er was it you who throw a chunk of paper at Abari-sans head." He blush completely engulfed her face. I really wished my face would cool down. " Uno, I-I think I saw your arm but then again a person of you perstige- it would be but I-I'm sorry for my mistake Kuchiki-sama.!"

I just nod. Completely embarassed that I was almost caught. I tilted my head a fraction as I continued on to the private training grounds that I had asked to be reserved for my use.

In the training grounds I looked around it was empty fresh dummys for hand to hand was placed as well as a few targets set in the back. The room was sealed with a barrier so that any spirtual pressure does not inturpte any class that was in progress.

Taking my zanpakuto out of the sheath I stare into the blade. The golden eye's stared back at my silver ones. The skin was tanned in contrast to my pale.

" Will you release me Mai-sama?"

"I'm seriously thinking about it." I say aloud as we were now alone.

" The game come's first."

" I expected as much."

'Shall I come out or shall you come in?' Her sly voice said she despertly wanted out of our world and into this one, even for a breif moment. Luckily for me that zanpakuto could only summon them selfs out when the weilder was in great turmoil. Other wise she would be popping in and out of our would this one.

" No games" I said firmly, I sensed her pouting.

With quick motion I stuck the ground with the shining blade of my zanpakuto.

The zanpakuto shimmered with phantom flames. Making the air above and around distorted. The flames grew, shaping a women about the same size as me. Still the phantom flame didn't solify. The womens Golden eye's where the only solid seeming of the figure. A orange golden flame swirled around the tanned shadowed skin in a roman sytle dress.

" Gorudenfaia,"

" Training has begun Mai-chan" Faia smirked, a excited gleam in her other worldly eyes. She lunged for me a fist full of shadowed flames. He wild Black hair waving around mimican the movment of flames.

" Hado # 33, Sokatsui!" The blue fire crashed into her fist. Making her skid back before lunging at me again with her fist full of fire. "Bakudō # 39, Enkōsen"

It effectivly blocked her attake, Faia's eye's glittered with the small exchange. For some reason she always made me go into the defencive.

Once the bright light dispated she lifted her leg kicking down, crossing my forearms I blocked her blow, but just barely. With a sharp jab she hit a nerve in the inner part of my sides. Making my body jerk in response, Faia imideintly took advantage of the moment as she used her palm, slamming it in my stomache. Sending me flying.

Before I crashed into anything she caught me by my throat.

" Game. Set. Match!"

"Bakudō # 9, Geki" I yelled, drawing the spell in the air around her body. The red glow serounded her paralizing the zanpakuto spirit. " Gorudenfaia, you have to play fair."


A/N:her zanpakuto s name is ...Shikai = Gorudenfaia, Golden fire... real creative right? lol.