Okay so I am in a pretty bouncy mood so I decided I'd update once again on Trouble In Paradise. I had quite a few questions about what chicken was so it should and probably will be explained in this chapter. If not ask me in the review. Alright thanks a bunch guys!!

Disclaimer: Hey there peeps I don't own Inuyasha *cries* not fair!


Chapter Ten: Let's Get A Little Tipsy

It was matter of life and death now. If Inuyasha failed to totally kick Naraku's ass in a game of chicken then a large portion of Shikon High and Takahashi College were going to get a wonderful glimpse of his sex life. AND the slimy bastard he loathed with all of his being was going to get to plant a big fat one on his girlfriend's luscious lips. Trying to keep from gagging Inuyasha shook his head side to side trying to erase the morbid thoughts. Looking up at a squirming Kagome sitting on his shoulders, the ebony haired teen patted her thighs reassuringly. There was no way in hell that he was going to let Kumo win this wager.

Naraku now waist deep in the pool looked eagerly towards his fiancé. Muttering something under her breath, Kikyou soon retreated to the violet orbed man's side. Wearing a red sparkly bikini with a silver heart at the top of the right breast and pull strings dangling at her sides, Kikyou flashed a witty smile at her ex boyfriend. Sticking a finger down her throat, as if to gag herself, Kagome gripped her knees tighter against Inuyasha's toned neck. Kinky-hoe could kiss her shiny tanned ass before she let her take her ex back; Inuyasha was hers now. Vaulting herself onto Naraku's broad shoulders Kikyou glared viciously at her baby sister; it was go time and there was no stopping it.

"You ready Kinky-hoe!" Kagome shouted across the pool glaring at the jealous bitch she dared to call sister.

"Let's go Gags!" Kikyou shouted her cleavage nearly spilling out of the way too tight bathing suit.

"You're going to regret filming us in bed, Kumo!" Inuyasha hissed slowly making his way towards the smirking collage student.

"Put a sock in it, Inutaisho! I'm going to enjoy stealing your girl away. Did you actually know they allow two wives in some states?" Naraku laughed watching Kagome retch and Inuyasha's face turn flaming red.

"Dude, are you serious?!" Miroku gasped suddenly feeling a hard hand smack his cheek.

"STUPID LECH!" Sango screamed steam seemingly coming out of her ears.

"Are we ready contestants?" Kouga called from his referee chair a silver whistle draped around his neck.

"YEAH!" The wet teens shouted from the rectangular pool.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED THEN!" Kouga cheered pointing to Sesshomaru to hit PLAY for the stereo system.

Booming out from the speakers into the backyard was Crazy Possessive by Kaci. With the sound of the music and the pouring of hard liquor the war between the sibling rivalries began. Naraku moving towards Inuyasha and Inuyasha moving towards Naraku, the two soon clashed in the middle. The two raven haired females lacing fingers push soon came to shove. Kagome shooting a good thrust this way, Kikyou maneuvering a hard push that way, the two warriors seemed to be neck in neck. Growling with furrowed brows sweat poured down Kagome's face as Kikyou shoved hard against her iron grip. It had been a while since the two had actually gotten physical with one another; especially over a some guy.

"He was better off with me, Kagome. I know that's why you are trying so hard to beat me in this childish sport." Kikyou panted pushing hard against Kagome's rock hard grip.

"You can't let go of the past! That's what your problem is." Kagome grumbled shoving Kikyou away breathing hard.

"You know I'm the better girlfriend so why don't you just give up?" Kikyou hissed latching back on, her arms beginning to weaken.

"If you loved him so much then why did you let him go?" Kagome cried throwing Kikyou back with as much force as she could muster.

Kagome's hard thrust had been just the thing to off kilter Naraku. Stepping back onto something round and rather smooth the once confident Kumo found himself slipping backwards. Flailing her arms around and screaming Kikyou soon plundered and wound up crashing into the cool water below. Letting out a yip of joy Kagome hung onto Inuyasha's head tightly as he spin her around in a 360. Kouga letting off a ring from his little bell walked over to the rejoicing couple and raised Kagome's arm up into the air.

"The winners are Inuyasha Inutaisho and Kagome Higurashi!" Kouga cheered Kagome planting a small peck on each of his flushed cheeks. "Dry off and claim your prize."

Stepping out of the pool Kagome was handed a pink towel from Sango and Inuyasha was handed a black one from Miroku. Rubbing off quickly the two soon spotted Kikyou and Naraku slinking out of the pool looking like drowned rats. Sesshomaru grabbing Naraku by the shoulders and Kagura grabbing Kikyou by the shoulders, the college students escort their classmates over to punishment. The biggest grin known to man appearing across his face Inuyasha prepared to sock Kumo into oblivion…to bad there was no camera around.

"SMILE!" A voice cheered from the refreshment table.

"Ayame?!" Kagome gasped seeing the redhead set off the flash blinding both couples.

"Hey Kags! I just couldn't miss this party and finding out what Naraku did to you I just couldn't miss taking the before and after shots of his mug when Yasha beats him to the ground." Ayame giggled looking to a now tomato red Kouga.

"Thanks Yame!" Inuyasha smiled giving the thumbs up to the cheery teen; she was wearing a lime green bikini covered in yellow polka dots with white draw strings at her hips.

"Are you here alone?" Kouga questioned suddenly Ayame's azure orbs meeting his cerulean ones.

"Yeah. I came because Miroku said everyone was going. Too last minute to find someone to accompany me." Ayame sighed looking down at her brightly painted toenails.

"Well…if you don't find my actions too foreword… maybe we could hang out or something. I'll give you a ride home afterwards." Kouga replied Kagome looking at Ayame with pleading eyes to say yes.

"Sounds like fun! Thanks Kouga ^-^." Ayame exclaimed hugging him tightly around the waist.

"How'd you know my name?" Kouga asked astounded that a girl as pretty as her would ever look his way.

"We're in the same history class. You're always starring at Kagome and I just so happen to sit right by her." Ayame chuckled letting him go his face redder than a fireball. "Ready guys?"

"Ready as I'll ever be." Naraku mumbled reaching into his pants pocket.

Taking the compiled porno out of his pants pockets, Naraku handed the DVD over to a smirking Inuyasha. Checking and relieved to find the labeled disc in the palm of his hands the enraged teen snaps the flimsy object in half. Crushing the cold hard evidence of sweet lovemaking into the ground Inuyasha looks to bummed Naraku and an egging crowd. Then Sesshomaru holding a flinching Kumo still, Inuyasha balled his fist up tightly. Pulling back and pushing foreword body parts, skin, and bone collided with one another; a holler escaping a balled up Naraku's lips. Lying on the ground face coved in blood was Kikyou's "precious" fiancé. The crowd cheering and flashes of light going off a sneer played on Inuyasha's lips; this had to be the best part of his whole day.

"How'd that feel, Kumo?" Inuyasha questioned hovering over the bleeding Naraku.

"Shut…up." Naraku cried holding his now broken nose.

"You never answered my question." Kagome had suddenly barked out causing Kikyou to look up from her crumpled up fiancé.

"What are you talking about?" Kikyou hissed still dripping wet from her dip.

"If you loved Yasha, then why did you let him go?" Kagome questioned walking towards her eyes narrowed.

"Because I have needs that just weren't met. Naraku is a far better lover than Inuyasha. Although Yasha has personality." Kikyou smirked Inuyasha's mouth dropping open in the background.

"Oh because you can only get off with Naraku by watching porno I forgot. Inuyasha is a hell of a better lover than that worm." Kagome growled pushing the wet witch back into the pool where she belonged.

Popping up to the surface Kikyou gasped for air shocked at the sudden wake up call. Throwing her arms around Inuyasha and pulling his lips hard on her own, Kagome walked hand in hand with HER guy. The drowned and bloodied rats left in the dust while everyone rushed inside to celebrate with Crown Royal. Oh what a weekend this was turning out to be.


Haha I got the next chapter done. This fiction is soooo much fun to write!! Hope you review!!