"I ain't sorry. No, no, hail naw." — Beyoncé
When Kafei was little, he had no imagination. He was too stupid. His momma didn't like him because he was lacking in creativity. In school, he couldn't do creative writing because he was so dull. Then one day he met a girl named Anju. He went home that day and told his momma what happened.
"Momma, I saw this pretty girl at school today. She had red hair, almost sunburst orange! And she had blue eyes, like cerulean, I think. And she had a pretty blue dress, with lots of frills on the bottom, and a gold-like hemline for the collar, and—"
His momma interrupted him.
"Kafei, where did you learn to speak with such detail?"
"I don't know." He replied.
"Well, if you keep reading those books, maybe you will learn. It's amazing, really."
So the next day, when Kafei went to school, he read lots and lots of books. Then, at recess, Anju sat next to him. She was smiling and giggling because he was reading a girly book. He looked at Anju.
"Oh, hi."
"Hi, Kafei. Why are you reading a girly book?"
"Because momma told me if I read a lot of books, I cloud learn to be descriptive and creative. But it's not working. I can't really think."
So Anju told him, "well if you try to picture in your head what is going on, maybe you can understand. Read the first sentence of that page."
So he read it.
"'Tyniah put on her frilliest mute pink tutu and she cartwheeled carefully out of the old door downstairs out of the chocolate milk factory.' So. What."
"What do think is happening? Try to picture it in your head. What do you see?" Anju asked him.
"...I see... A little girl... And she looks like a ballet dancer... She's cartwheeling out of an old rusty door, and down the stairs... But even though it's impossible. And, I see a factory making chocolate milk."
"GOOD GRACIOUS YO DID IT." Anju screamed. Kafei got startled.
"You yuzed descriptive words to explain the picture in which you created in your head by reading that sentence! This is truly a miracle!"
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Soon, a few weeks later, Anju was moving away. She promised she would see Kafei again, but she never came back. In that time, Kafei forgot how to be creative and descriptive. His momma tried to help, but it was hopeless.
Anju, who was moved away to Hyrule, made a plan to see Kafei when they were older. She also smacked him in the back of the head with a frying pan, which explains why he went back to the way he was before.