Authors Note:Here it is the final chapter of Sasuke's Diary! If someone wants me to continue then list I said in chapter 9 please tell me. But its the end...for now ;)
Your probably wondering, where's my diary entry. Well I burned it. I warned it I was gonna burn it but oh well, anyways let me catch you up on things:
After I did my shadow clone justu I went to Lady Tsunade's office and told her everything, she was impressed. I didn't get promoted to Chunin though which pissed me off! Thats one of the reasons I left that dump of a village.
"Hey Sasuke, can I ask you something?" Naruto said nervously.
I shot him a death glare, "What is it?"
He gulped, "What got into you yesterday?"
"Nothing," I said and walked away. Its not fair I suffered much more then Naruto and yet I continue to suffer.
He caught up to me, "Remember the time we pranked the academy students?"
"Yeah, what of it?"
"I know how mad you got at lady Tsunade, so wanna pull another prank on her?" He asked curiously.
I was gonna reject his offer but instead I accepted. Maybe it'll help me out of my mood, or as Kakashi likes to call it "depression."
"Great! Okay were gonna need superglue, a hotdog, ramen and red and brown paint. Oh and duck tape!" He began to laugh evily.
And before I knew it we got the supplies and were in Lady Tsunade's office.
"Are you sure she wont be back soon?"
"She just left with Shizune to go to a bar, trust me it'll take a while."
"Lets just get this done then," I began repainted her chair as Naruto taping the chair to the ground, "Um...why'd we need the food?"
"I didn't think you wanted ramen," Naruto said and began eating and painting the desk and putting superglue on the desk and I began supergluing the chair. We then heard Lady Tsunade coming with Shizune and ran to hide in a cabinet.
"Can you believe them, Shizune?!"
"Not really, my Lady. After all you did threaten to shut down there bar if they didn't give you more-"
Lady Tsuande sat down, "Why's my chair..." She then tried getting up but couldnt and her hands were glued to the table. "NAARRUUTTOOO!"
Naruto bit his lip, trying not to laugh.
Shizune opened the cabinet and squealed loudly.
"You boys are in so much trouble!"
"Good luck getting up!" I yelled and was about to make a break for it, but then Izumo and Kotesu walked in and stopped both me and Naruto.
Lady Tsunade struggled getting up so Shizune put water over the glue and slowly it got loose.
"SASUKE UCHIHA GET OUT OF THIS VILLAGE!"
I stared at her suprised, "WHAT ABOUT NARUTO?!"
"I have something else in store for him..."
Naruto gulped, what could be worst then getting kicked out of your own village? I didn't know wheather to be scared, happy. But this did give me the chance to seek the power I've always wanted.
"Fine! I don't need this village, you all were holding me back!" I scratched my headband and threw it at Lady Tsunade but Kotesu quickly caught it.
"Now Lady Tsunde, you only said that out of pure emotion! You didn't mean it-"
"Shut up Shizune! All he cares about is seaking power, he doesn't think the Leaf Village is enough for him. He can find some other village."
"Grandma Tsunade you've gone to far! Oruchimaru is after him!"
"And the Akatsuki is after you!" Naruto then got quiet and with that I left the village.
So yeah, now you know the real story. You may think Lady Tsunade is an idiot for doing that. But honestly, I had it coming. I mean pulling pranks, attempting to murder my own teammate. And I'm pretty sure Kakashi told her how all I care about is avenging my clan...
My point is I don't need that stupid village and more importantly I don't need that stupid book! And if your wondering how I burned it I threw it in the air and did my fire ball justu. Okay well I guess this is it. Thanks I guess...
I hope you've enjoyed!