Chapter 10: Sorry, wrong number!
"Just what I need, a chain gun, 2 bullet belts, a shotgun, a flashlight, o yeah, and a army of darkness between me and serenity, whoever said paradise comes at a cost should be shot."
I was at section D, and could see the portal, which was off for the moment, and an army of demons. It was actually pretty easy just to mow them down with the chain gun, and switch to my shotgun if they got too close. I finished them off pretty quickly, and got up to the portal, which was malfunctioning due to the coffee being spilled on the console.
"What is with the coffee in this place!!!?"
It looked like it was pretty simple, more like a phone with a speed dial, I guessed hell was the first one on the speed dial, so I clicked it and went in.
"Alright, get ready to be blown to…….what the"
I was in the middle of the playboy Mansion; they looked at me and screamed.
"Oh c'mon, I can't be that ugly!"
They started pointing behind me, and I turned around to find out one of the super giant alien freaks had followed me through. I then took out my shotgun, but he hit it out of my hand as he fired. I then grabbed a towel and wrapped it around his face, until I heard him gasping for air, I held it harder.
"That's it; take in the overdose of perfume!!!"
Then something happened that I didn't expect, his head exploded, with blood everywhere. I then hopped down and looked around, and wished I could stay, and then I got a look to my left. Most of the girls were now covered with blood and guts.
"You know what, you're not as beautiful with zombie brains on you."
I ran back through the teleporter trying to avoid slippers, towels, and the occasional perfume, which I grabbed and put in my pocket.