A/N: I JINXED MYSELF. *sigh* I wanted to update every day, consistently. And now, almost two months later, I finally am updating again. Have I started grovelling yet? I am so, so sorry for the delay! As always, life got in the way, but I appreciate the understanding. I have recieved so many lovely reviews and favorites (and still mysteriously accumulate traffic on my fics - mind blowing, truly) and I am so grateful and thankful for them. :)
A/N: I am probably setting my self up again for defeat, but I'll try to update on a much more regular basis. My goal is no more two month gaps! *crosses fingers*
A/N: Anyone else in agreement that Alfred is pretty much an English, mustachioed badass?
A/N: Again with the notes being longer than the updates lol
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Casual dangles over croc-infested waters, crosshairs firmly pointed at the space between his eyebrows, and heat rays slightly too close for comfort had all tried and failed to…persuade...Alfred Pennyworth at one time or another – but he had long ago decided what he valued more.